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[Substitution]

Morbid's right...you don't make a good officer. You didn't even read me my Miranda Rights.

And to think, not only that, but now you're saying I'm not a criminal to begin with. :D

I'm not an officer. I'm your father.
And I want to know what you did son.

 

[Opossum]

I'm not an officer. I'm your father.
And I want to know what you did son.

Fine, okay? I confess.


...I edited Bidoof's post a few times.

 

[Mega Bidoof]

I was wondering about that, I read "The Fat Controller" and figured it was some obscure Spider-Man villain.

The Fat Controller is Topham Hatt's name outside of the US and Japan.

Fine, okay? I confess.


...I edited Bidoof's post a few times.

Report'd for trolling and abusing mod powers.

 

[Mythra]

Sudden flashbacks of watching Thomas everyday on Discovery Kids

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Fine, okay? I confess.


...I edited Bidoof's post a few times.

YOU MONSTER!!!!!

 

[Opossum]

Sadly I'm afraid I cannot be brought to justice, being the monster I am. I am unable to infract myself.





:D

 

[Deleted member]

Texas? Who needs dumb 'ol Texas!?

Hey, it's-a SpongeBob ArrowPants!

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Sadly I'm afraid I cannot be brought to justice, being the monster I am. I am unable to infract myself.

What about democracy? Power to the people? Was it all a big, fat, juicy, lemon-flavored and salty Controller?

 

[Morbi]

Hey, it's-a SpongeBob ArrowPants!

His pants were still square, the only difference was the shape of his... erhm... sponge?

 

[JayTheUnseen]

This thread's title changes faster than I change avatars.

 

[Opossum]

What about democracy? Power to the people? Was it all a big, fat, juicy, lemon-flavored and salty Controller?

According to @ Illuminati it's a lie.

 

[Deleted member]

His pants were still square, the only difference was the shape of his... erhm... sponge?

Then it's ArrowBob SquarePants.. is it now correct?

 

[Silvera]

When there's like 5 users online here I guess

Spoiler

..I see your point. It does end up like that late at night though.

 

[Blargg888]

This thread needs more Phoenix Wright

Done.

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!

But that's not all!
...
Oh wait, that actually is all.
...
For now.

 

[Mythra]

I wanted to apply to the Back Room, but then I realized that my bad jokes aren't bad enough...

 

[Space Stranger]

I wanted to apply to the Back Room, but then I realized that my bad jokes aren't bad enough...

I gotta apply, too. The BR doesn't have enough stupid to go around.

 

[Illuminati]

Do you people see what happens when you give the wrong people power?

This is why we should be the only world power.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

According to @ Illuminati it's a lie.

What's with you lately? You've been talking a lot to them lately.

 

[JayTheUnseen]

I wanted to apply to the Back Room, but then I realized that my bad jokes aren't bad enough...

I couldn't really answer any of the questions jokingly...at least not very well.
I'm not good at that kind of thing.

 

[Mega Bidoof]

The Fat Controller sounds like the name of a villain.

It also sounds like a nickname for Gabe Newell.

 

[aldelaro5]

Sadly I'm afraid I cannot be brought to justice, being the monster I am. I am unable to infract myself.





:D

At least warns you....

I know you can because I mod (and own) a group and as silly as it sounds....it allows to warn myself (however, I don't even think the function actually works so....lol?).

Why don't you try it?

However, who is going to send the pm?

Will it crash smashboards if you send yourself a pm?

 

[Blargg888]

According to @ Illuminati it's a lie.

Yeah, but the Illuminati doesn't really know what it's talking about.
It needs to calm down and drink some Green Tea

 

[Illuminati]

Do you people see what happens when you give the wrong people power?

This is why the Fat Controller should be the only world power.

Oh, so that's your game, is it? Editing our posts to contain such nonsense?

 

[Opossum]

Oh, so that's your game, is it? Editing our posts to contain such nonsense?

"You have no power here! Begone! Before someone drops a house on you, too."

 

[Sehnsucht]

I went to preschool with @ Illuminati .

He was a weird kid.

 

[Mythra]

I just hit my head with a door by accident; not only became beautiful like Squidward, but also I'll apply to the BR

 

[Blargg888]

Oh, so that's your game, is it? Editing our posts to contain such nonsense?

Actually, our game is called, "Super Smash Bros.(64, Melee, Brawl, 3DS, Wii U)"
You should try it sometime.
Might make you happy.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

SPEAKING OF THE ILLUMINATI
I'M STILL WAITING FOR THIER NINJAS OR WHATEVER
HURRY UP! MY AXE IS READY!
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[Knight Dude]

The Fat Controller sounds like the name of a villain.

It also sounds like a nickname for Gabe Newell.

Like the name of a 60's Batman villain that forces you to play horrible games.

 

[Morbi]

I went to preschool with @ Illuminati .

He was a weird kid.

Can you be sure that it was not you who was the weird kid? Perhaps he seemed relatively weird given the notion that your empirical observations were taken through the perspective of a weird kid and since he was different, you evaluated him as "weird."

 

[Deleted member]

The Fat Controller sounds like the name of a villain.

It also sounds like a nickname for Gabe Newell.

inb4 where's HL3

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

So My 3DS died while I was playing Persona Q

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

NEW PAGE HYPE !!!!!!!

So My 3DS died while I was playing Persona Q

It shall be missed

 

[Mega Bidoof]

While looking at pictures of The Fat Controller on Google Images (note to self: schedule meeting with psychiatrist) when I found this fan-theory, claiming that Thomas the Tank Engine takes place in a totalitarian dystopia.

Spoiler

Thomas the Tank Engine and Friends, a story about sentient trains learning about responsibility, friendship and all that noise, might possibly be the most sickeningly wholesome children's show in existence. With that in mind, it'd take some pretty massive balls to accuse said show of, say, promoting totalitarianism, fascism and racism.

Shauna Wilton, a professor of political sciences at the University of Alberta, has just such balls. She argues that the world of Thomas the Tank Engine is in reality a fascist, racist hellhole where dreams go to die and where only "useful" elements are allowed to continue to toil away in pointless misery.

Or maybe ... maybe someone switched Wilton's Thomas DVDs with Schindler's List.


Why It's Not That Crazy:

Here's a totally hypothetical question: What if one of the trains on the show decided that he wanted to do something else with his life, like travel or star on Snakes on a Train 2: Snake Harder? He'd probably get yelled at and told to get back to work.

You see, on the island of Sodor where the show takes place, there is only room for really useful engines. That's not only the show's catch phrase, but also the basic summary of every episode in the series. That is, the engines are either trying to prove themselves or worrying that they aren't working hard enough (see "James and the Coaches," "Thomas, Percy and the Post Train," "Tender Engines" and many more).

This totalitarian obsession with usefulness is instilled in the engines by the iron fist of Sir Topham Hatt, aka the Fat Controller, who swiftly punishes all those deemed as "useless."

In the episode "Break Van," Hatt has two twin engines, Donald and Douglas, compete against each other to determine which one he will send back to Scotland to be destroyed. In "The Sad Story of Henry," when an engine refuses to go out of the tunnel because of the rain, Hatt actually gives orders to brick him alive in the tunnel.

You can't really defend any of this by saying that the trains are Hatt's property. They are obviously sentient beings capable of emotions ... one of which unfortunately happens to be racism. In the show, there is a clear feud going on between the steam engines like Thomas and Percy and the diesel engines, who are depicted as stubborn, lazy and shifty.

In the episode "Daisy," a diesel named Daisy arrives on Sodor and flat out refuses to do chores. In "The Diseasel," a diesel called BoCo is accused of stealing trucks. In "Thomas's Day Off," a new, lazy diesel, Dennis, tricks Thomas into doing his work. Even the closest thing the show has to a villain is a diesel ****ing named DIESEL.

But maybe there is some perfectly reasonable, nonracist explanation for why the trains that run on clean white steam dislike the trains powered by dirty, black diesel oil. So, if you can think of one, please tell us, because we're just dying to hear it.

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

NEW PAGE HYPE !!!!!!!

It shall be missed

Lucky me, I wasn't thrown all the way back.

 

[Soul.]

Now that Smash 3DS replays can be sent I wonder if seeing the projectile spam on my 3DS will be a good idea.

 

[Sehnsucht]

Can you be sure that it was not you who was the weird kid? Perhaps he seemed relatively weird given the notion that your empirical observations were taken through the perspective of a weird kid and since he was different, you evaluated him as "weird."

He would always say he wasn't really there during role calls, built monuments to unity with the toy blocks, and when asked what he wanted to be when he grew up, he'd always say that he wanted to be the one to execute Agenda 21.

Meanwhile, I was running the scented permanent marker ring. Talk about a one world order of difference.

 

[Deleted member]

So My 3DS died while I was playing Persona Q

You mean the system in general or the battery?

 

[Morbi]

He would always say he wasn't really there during role calls, built monuments to unity with the toy blocks, and when asked what he wanted to be when he grew up, he'd always say that he wanted to be the one to execute Agenda 21.

Meanwhile, I was running the scented permanent marker ring. Talk about a one world order of difference.

You would poison your own people with scented permanent markers? Monster.

 

[Sehnsucht]

You would poison your own people with scented permanent markers? Monster.

It was the late 90s. The Scented Sharpie scene was booming in the Atlantic preschool network.