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Smash controls are dumb. (Prove me wrong)

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NeoAtro

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Smash controls make me wanna die. Lets take jumping for example on default settings there are two jump buttons and two types of jumps Short hop and a normal jump but for some reason they are not separated the two buttons do the exact same thing why not just separate these two buttons? its dumb.

Next is the R stick. you can set this to any button plus tilt and smash attacks yet you cannot change any other keys to tilt or smash attacks for some reason. Now that could be fine if you could disable smash or tilts on the A buttons but guess what you cannot. Its dumb.

There are four buttons which serve no use but to be buttons for the same action but in a different place, Now take that into perspective 4 of the 12 keys are completely useless for no reason. Its dumb.
 

Luigifan18

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This thread is not looking for a proper debate. It's just a dumpster fire where logic and reason get burned at the stake.

Listen, kids, whenever anybody challenges you to "change their mind", they have made any attempt to actually do so into a competition — one that they lose if they allow their opinions to be modified. And anyone with the arrogance to issue a challenge of this nature is playing to win. If they are not already deaf to reason (and they most likely are), they will make themselves so. They will jump through any psychological hoops they have to in order to avoid acknowledging the merits of any arguments made against them and use every fallacy in the book to "refute" evidence against their position — any concession they make is like a Warlock Punch to the face in their mind, so they will make none.

In short: this is an idiotic game where the only winning moves are not to play, or to hold a literal gun to the literal head of the clownshoe trying to initiate it. The latter is impossible to do online (and highly morally dubious even if it was), so for the sake of the dignity and sanity of everyone involved, I propose that this thread be immediately locked.
 
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Megadoomer

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This thread is not looking for a proper debate. It's just a dumpster fire where logic and reason get burned at the stake.

Listen, kids, whenever anybody challenges you to "change their mind", they have made any attempt to actually do so into a competition — one that they lose if they allow their opinions to be modified. And anyone with the arrogance to issue a challenge of this nature is playing to win. If they are not already deaf to reason (and they most likely are), they will make themselves so. They will jump through any psychological hoops they have to in order to avoid acknowledging the merits of any arguments made against them and use every fallacy in the book to "refute" evidence against their position — any concession they make is like a Warlock Punch to the face in their mind, so they will make none.

In short: this is an idiotic game where the only winning moves are not to play, or to hold a literal gun to the literal head of the clownshoe trying to initiate it. The latter is impossible to do online (and highly morally dubious even if it was), so for the sake of the dignity and sanity of everyone involved, I propose that this thread be immediately locked.
Sounds about right - it seems unlikely that a thread like this is going to result in anyone's mind being changed.
 
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