Social Smash 4 Social Topic 2.0

[TeenGirlSquad]

I doubt it.
The first rule of commercialism is always make the product look better than it really is.

Oh wait... That's not a bra... That's a "cover up"... Presumably to cover up your cleavage?

Why would any woman want to do that? LOL.

 

[Deleted member]

Uhhh... How did she get her bra to do that? That product actually looks useful LOL.

Please don't ask why/how I know this product's name...

 

[Yomi's Biggest Fan]

You forgot one of the best ones:

This is just nuts! How did he think this was going to work?

In other news, here is my new signature which is all message board arguments in a nutshell.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

I don't know any good infomercial gifs.

So here's a State Farm video instead:

 

[Substitution]

Please don't ask why I know this product's name...

I'll be honest, I do know about it.
But mostly because I watch a guy who reviews infomercial products.

 

[TeenGirlSquad]

Please don't ask why/how I know this product's name...

Oh.

That product looks ridiculous, but honestly, I've done the "button up the top button(s) when you're about to walk into his parents' house" thing.

 

[Sapphire Dragon]

Needs more BILLY MAYS

May he rest in peace.

 

[Deleted member]

Actually, the internet became better with rule 34.

But then DeviantArt and Furaffinity happened.

Uh.. with Elsa x Jack Frost and all these female Sonic recolors x Sonic himself? xD

 

[Knight Dude]

I don't think anyone posted these two.

 

[Deleted member]

May he rest in peace.

 

[Substitution]

I don't anyone

Good God, I just love how we somehow can't do something as simple as sitting in a chair correctly.

 

[Glyphoscythe]

Gotta hand it to Billy Mays, he had a pretty respectable beard.

 

[Xavier :D]

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I don't even know.

 

[Sapphire Dragon]

Oh wait... That's not a bra... That's a "cover up"... Presumably to cover up your cleavage?

Why would any woman want to do that? LOL.

Precisely why I love turtlenecks so much.

But that product is really just trying to sell to the office crowd types who like to be showy, then have to hide it when the boss is around.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Uh.. with Elsa x Jack Frost

Why did you have to remind me that that's a thing.

Why.

 

[The-Power-Within]

I can't believe no one posted a Life Alert gif yet. u_u"

 

[Sapphire Dragon]

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I don't even know.

I... I don't even.... LOL

I honestly couldn't not laugh at that out loud

 

[TeenGirlSquad]

Uh.. with Elsa x Anna

Fixed.

For the better.

 

[Substitution]

Found these gems.

 

[Deleted member]

Fixed.

For the better.

Lesbian Twincest

 

[Deleted member]

Good God, I just love how we somehow can't do something as simple as sitting in a chair correctly.

But most infomercials are filmed in an alternate dimension where everyone is an absolute idiot. They just air them in our dimension because they assume we're as dumb as they are.

 

[Yomi's Biggest Fan]

Uh.. with Elsa x Jack Frost and all these female Sonic recolors x Sonic himself? xD

How about Eggman x Zomom? If you don't get it, then let me explain. Eggman loves having incompetent men around him while Zomom loves someone that could eat sandwiches like him. They are both fat guys with some thirsty fangirls out there that adore them. Plus Eggman actually did something nice to him unlike the rest of the Deadly Six and he was jealous of Eggman's obsession with Sonic after the betrayal. Did I forget to mention that he wanted to "squeeze him until he pops"? Can't you see guys, Eggman x Zomom is the cutest Zeti related couple that anyone can think of.

 

[Deleted member]

 

[Croph]

Me when Smash 4's finally out and going to get it:

 

[Soul.]

Lol.

Fake, but whatever. This was from the Reddit SmashBros boards. The image was made to look as if it were a leak.
inb4 Why is Lucas not there.

 

[Knight Dude]

Here's a couple more for the road.

 

[Deleted member]

The image was made to look as if it was a leak.

You have described every false leak ever. It goes without saying that people try and pass them off as real.

this one for example, is obviously fake because it lacks Lucas

 

[Glyphoscythe]

One thing I never understood about commercials were those Kidz Bop ones. Like who do they think would want to buy those CDs?

"Sometimes I just want to rock out to crappy pop songs covered by little kids."- Said no one ever.

 

[8-peacock-8]

Did anyone post this? lol

http://www.screwattack.com/news/rumor-hackers-discover-unused-cup-icons-mario-kart-8-dlc-way

 

[WolfieXVII ❂]

Me when Smash 4's finally out and going to get it:

Same, except I won't be as quick.
Enough Rule 34 talk guys, my head is getting woozy from mental images.

 

[Superyoshiom]

Hyrule Warriors confirmed to be the most fabulous game ever created

Bravo Techmo Koei, you won.

That tongue ><

 

[Jason the Yoshi]

People talking about Sonic character shipping

I only go as far as thus in that matter

Sonic x Amy
Tails x Cosmo
Shadow x Rouge
Silver x Blaze

 

[8-peacock-8]

Me when Smash 4's finally out and going to get it:

So you'll be doing that gif in real life when it comes out?

 

[Deleted member]

Enough Rule 34 talk guys, my head is getting woozy from mental images.

At least your imagination is working. Mine isn't warped enough to create images of rule 34 in my head.

 

[Yomi's Biggest Fan]

Same, except I won't be as quick.
Enough Rule 34 talk guys, my head is getting woozy from mental images.

Did my Eggman x Zomom proposal give you any bad images?

 

[Kenith]

I'm pretty sure there was a lot of bad on the internet before rule 34 happened, but w/e. And rule 34 is easy to avoid. All you have to do is not look for it.

I don't know what you're talking about.

The only time I ever see R34 is when I'm NOT looking for it.

 

[Deleted member]

At least your imagination is working. Mine isn't warped enough to create images of rule 34 in my head.

Mine is far too capable of accidentally doing it on a whim. Consider yourself lucky.

 

[Deleted member]

I don't know what you're talking about.

The only time I ever see R34 is when I'm NOT looking for it.

That must suck. You're looking for something and you get porn of it.

I guess I'm just lucky.

 

[Jason the Yoshi]

Lol.

Fake, but whatever. This was from the Reddit SmashBros boards. The image was made to look as if it were a leak.
inb4 Why is Lucas not there.

Marshall, Lucas cut, no Paper Mario, no Mewtwo, no Krystal, what appears to be just tampered artwork of Ness.

0/10. Fakest roster I've ever seen.

 

[Croph]

So you'll be doing that gif in real life when it comes out?

How could I "do" a gif. O.o

But yeah, I'l be prancing in the streets, barely dodging cars, and running to the game store once the game is out. :3

I really hope there's gonna be a midnight release, I'd love to go to one someday.