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Social Smash 4 Social Thread 5.0: ITT - ANYTHING CAN CHANGE! Including the page we end at.

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(Buddha)

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I decided to not eat carbs or sugars during 3 months
I don't care about the sweets, but is a real struggle not to eat fried chicken, specially because I used to eat +10 big pieces per week
I pray that you accomplish your goal.
 

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Right now I'm photoshopping myself onto Pride Rock for my Senior Writing Portfolio project.
I was supposed to have a page about me and so I wrote this:
"I was born in a log cabin and later raised by lions in Africa. Here's an actual photo of me at my home, Pride Rock:"
 

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You mean you cant say Sex? hwat
Y....y...you said the S word!

I get after my students for saying sex because in Japanese, sick and six sounds like sex. So we will be counting numbers for the 3rd graders and when it comes to six, they all scream "SEX!!" and then go into a giggle fest. Or for 5th graders, we practice "How are you today?" "I'm happy/hungry/ok/sick." They love using sick as they replace it for sex. It's kinda cute the first time but after like 200 times and it disrupting class, it's gets old and annoying.

Or they are just very forward and ask me "Joe-sensei, you biggu penis?" (Note they said it pen-ees) or "Joe-sensei, you the sekkusu doing?" I want to correct it as its atrocious grammar that's attributed to them either not giving a **** or just not studying but I know I shouldn't as its not appropriate.

They usually get a smack in the head or a slap with the book to the forehead for those types of questions or comments.
 
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Mythra

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Forget the chicken, I'd drop dead of dehydration on that kind of diet.





Though now I could go for some chicken.
That diet indeed makes causes increased thirst, luckily I can eat other types of chicken and meat... and most importantly: bacon
 

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Y....y...you said the S word!

I get after my students for saying sex because in Japanese, sick and six sounds like sex. So we will be counting numbers for the 3rd graders and when it comes to six, they all scream "SEX!!" and then go into a giggle fest. Or for 5th graders, we practice "How are you today?" "I'm happy/hungry/ok/sick." They love using sick as they replace it for sex. It's kinda cute the first time but after like 200 times and it disrupting class, it's gets old and annoying.

Or they are just very forward and ask me "Joe-sensei, you biggu penis?" (Note they said it pen-ees) or "Joe-sensei, you the sekkusu doing?" I want to correct it as its atrocious grammar that's attributed to them either not giving a **** or just not studying but I know I shouldn't as its not appropriate.

They usually get a smack in the head or a slap with the book to the forehead for those types of questions or comments.
That six/sick/sex stuff reminded me of that Lip Reader episode of Seinfeld

I can't find a clip tho :sadsheep:
 

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Or a G.I. Joe reference.

Those poor toys blown up by snot-nosed brats!
 

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Oh my god Heavy Skull Bash is amazing :U
Also @ Soul. Soul. does BThrow kill?
No, but it sets up Thunder edgeguards, so long as you land the meteor smash that is. Same goes with forward throw.
Pika's only "kill throw" is up throw.
edit: on stages with moving platforms (i.e.: Town and City, Smashville), back throw and forward throw may lead to KOs, but outside of that I don't think they KO.
 
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So how would the battle start out? Just them blasting each other with their weapons, then hopping in their transportation vehicles?
  • Zurg says something playful
  • Zoda insults him
  • Zurg gets offended and starts shooting Zoda
  • Zoda returns fire
  • [Missing lasers and bullets intensifies]
  • They run out of ammo and start fist fighting
  • Zurg acts like a smartass and breaks out another weapon
  • Zoda calls his ride in to hit Zurg
  • Zurg's death ray kills Zoda on spot
  • Zurg is arrested by Star Command but breaks free because heroes can't stop villains for ****
I want my money Disney.
 

[Obnoxshush/Dasshizer]

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  • Zurg says something playful
  • Zoda insults him
  • Zurg gets offended and starts shooting Zoda
  • Zoda returns fire
  • [Missing lasers and bullets intensifies]
  • They run out of ammo and start fist fighting
  • Zurg acts like a smartass and breaks out another weapon
  • Zoda calls his ride in to hit Zurg
  • Zurg's death ray kills Zoda on spot
  • Zurg is arrested by Star Command but breaks free because heroes can't stop villains for ****
I want my money Disney.
You forgot, if the going gets tough for Zoda, he uses the reactor mite, that Black Shadow crammed into his stomach to transform into the much more powerful,
HYPER ZODA
 

[Obnoxshush/Dasshizer]

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*cough*

Cheating: The Zurg Way!
*Walks up behind you*

Sorry, but I need Zoda for my plans to succeed, so I've prepared a nice present for you.

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
*The battle was ended after both combatants and all of Star Command refused to fight each other after Demon Kirby pretty much humiliated them, by being way more evil than the two villains, and by killing almost every member of Star Command. Black shadow laughed, since he just doesn't die, Kirby calmed down after he raided Zoda's sweet stash, and since Star Command was pretty much gone, Black Shadow gave Zurg the galaxy as a present, Black Shadow then dragged a screaming Hyper Zoda along with a happy Kirby through a portal which transported the three back to their own dimension.*
Fun fact though, Zoda was miraculously able to survive this,
(he was inside the purple thing)
Though it took him 7 years to return to F-zero racing.
 
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Well, this is something.. right?
OH MY ****ING GOD!!!!!! (you dont see homever the little comment about the scarf being red didnt you? Oh well....) THIS IS TOO FREAKING AWESOME!!!!! THANKS YOU FLIGHT-SAMA!!!!!! 10/10!! 100/100!!! BEST DRAW BEST DRAW!!!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAHHXZDFGFDGHFGHJFGHFGJHIIE!!!!!

"die from too much hype"
 
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OH MY ****ING GOD!!!!!! (you dont see homever the little comment about the scarf being red didnt you? Oh well....) THIS IS TOO FREAKING AWESOME!!!!! THANKS YOU FLIGHT-SAMA!!!!!! 10/10!! 100/100!!! BEST DRAW BEST DRAW!!!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAHHXZDFGFDGHFGHJFGHFGJHIIE!!!!!

"die from too much hype"
Make sure you give him your @ Soul. Soul. before dying. :p
 

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What I learned in boating school about Touhou this day is...

-Cirno is baka
-Cirno is the Strongest
-⑨
-Cirno is baka
-Cirno is so strong that she refused to be released by TPP
-Cirno Baka
 
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