Smash 4 Social Thread 3.0

[Deleted member]

God dammit, I just washed these rugs!

Why can't you kill yourself using toxic fumes like a sensible person?

I never was a sensable person. Sorry about the mess.

 

[PLATINUM7]

Why do people keep calling me a furry? It's worth noting I have a girlfriend, but I've said that A LOT, and people make fun of me for saying it a lot.

give them time, Golden.

How does having a girlfriend prevent you from being a furry?

 

[Mega Bidoof]

I have one last offering.

For anyone wondering the definition of mutton, here you go.

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Mutton (mut'n), n. [Middle English, from Old French mouton, moton, from Medieval Latin multo, multon-, of Celtic origin.] 1.The flesh of fully grown sheep. 2. A glove with four fingers.3. Two discharged muons. 4. Seven English tons. 5. One who mutinies. 6. To wear a dog.7. A fastening device on a mshirt or mblouse.8. Fuzzy underwear for ladies.
9. A bacteria-resistant amoeba with an attractive do. 10. To throw a boomerang weakly.11. Any kind of lump. (slang) 12. A hundred mittens. 13. An earthling who has been taken over by an alien. 14. The smallest whole particle in the universe, so small you can hardly see it.15. A big, nasty cut on the hand. 16. Therantings of a flibbertigibbet. 17. My wife never supported me. 18. It was as though I worked my whole life and it wasn't enough for her.19. My children think I'm a nerd.
20. In architecture, a bad idea. 21. Define this, you nitwits. 22. To blubber one's finger over the lips while saying, 'bluh.' 23. I would like to take a trip to the seaside, where no one knows me.24. I would like to be walking on the beach when a beautiful woman passes by. 25. Shewould stop me and ask me what I did for a living. 26. I would tell her I am a lexicographer.27. She would say, "Oh, you wild boy." Exactly that, not one word different.
28. Then she would ask me to define our relationship, which at that point would be one minute old. I would demur. But she would say, "Oh please define this second for me right now."29. I would look at her and say, "Mutton."30. She would swoon. Because I would say it in a slight Spanish accent, at which I am very good. 31. I would take her hand and she would notice me feeling her wedding ring. I would ask her whom she is married to. She would say, "A big cheese at Random House."
32. I would take her to my motel room, and teach her the meaning of love. 33. I would use the American Heritage, out of spite, and read all the definitions. 34. Then I would read out of the Random House some of my favorites among those that I worked on: "the" (just try it); "blue" (give it a shot, and don't use the word 'nanometer'). 35. I would make love to her according to the O.E.D., sixth definition.
36. We would call room service and order tagliolini without looking it up. 37. I would return her to the beach, and we would say good-bye. 38. Gibberish in e-mail.39. A reading lamp with a lousy fifteen-watt bulb, like they have in Europe. Also: a. muttonchops: slicing sheep meat with the face. b. muttsam: sheep floating in the sea. c. muttonheads: the Random House people.

 

[Cap'nChreest]

Better than whatever you were previously doing.

˙ɹǝʇʇǝq ɥɔnɯ ǝɹɐ slɹᴉƃ ǝɯᴉu∀ ˙ʇɔǝɹɹoɔuᴉ s,ʇɐɥʇ oN

 

[Sehnsucht]

Why do people keep calling me a furry? It's worth noting I have a girlfriend, but I've said that A LOT, and people make fun of me for saying it a lot.

but I've said that A LOT

and people make fun of me

for saying it a lot.

 

[Deleted member]

give them time, Golden.

Why give them time?
This is clearly Japan now; I must be Godzilla and start wrecking ****.

 

[Pyra]

Smash Club at my university is full of arrogant pricks.

I'm the VP of the Anime Club here and they started making fun of the anime club on Smash Club's private club Facebook page because a few people said Smash was a baby game.

While I agree that's a rude thing to say, turning around and picking on the whole club because a couple people were rude is asinine. Wish I could find people to play with that didn't have such a gross personality.

Sorry, I had to rant.

 

[TewnLeenk]

All this Japanese and anime girls...

This scene was cool.

 

[Sehnsucht]

Smash Club at my university is full of arrogant pricks.

I'm the VP of the Anime Club here and they started making fun of the anime club on Smash Club's private club Facebook page because a few people said Smash was a baby game.

While I agree that's a rude thing to say, turning around and picking on the whole club because a couple people were rude is asinine. Wish I could find people to play with that didn't have such a gross personality.

Sorry, I had to rant.

dat aint falco

 

[Cap'nChreest]

Why give them time?
This is clearly Japan now; I must be Godzilla and start wrecking ****.

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[FlareHabanero]

All this Japanese and anime girls...

So I'm guessing you would prefer people talking about men instead?

Might as well drag in @CrophMaruMariolu2W0vol41PEeeeeek ...

 

[Rocket Raccoon]

I need to start a Smash Club.

 

[Pega-pony Princess]

Huh. I wonder if my university has a smash club...

 

[Deleted member]

So I'm guessing you would prefer people talking about men instead?

Might as well drag in @CrophMaruMariolu2W0vol41PEeeeeek ...

Why give them time?
This is clearly Japan now; I must be Godzilla and start wrecking ****.

 

[Pyra]

If you like a character of the opposite sex, you're a massive pervert.
If you like a character of the same sex, you're a raging homosexual.
If you like an animal character, you're a furry.
If you like a child, you're a pedophile.

Knowing is half the battle.

I am a massive pervert.
Show me your shoulder.

 

[Digital Hazard]

So, as it seems most people are posting random totally unrelated to Smash Bros. stuff...

 

[Sehnsucht]

I've always wanted to be a DJ at a Taunt Party.

 

[Aurane]

I need to start a Smash Club.

I'm making a Lucario Smash Club. Gonna recruit Lucario mainers and train them and ****. Mew2king not welcome

 

[Cap'nChreest]

So, as it seems most people are posting random totally unrelated to Smash Bros. stuff...

No kyokou? 0/10...

I must go provide the missing kyoko in this picture.

 

[Mega Bidoof]

It's worth noting I have a girlfriend,

Is she one of those new fangled inflatable girlfriends?

 

[Rebellious Treecko]

According to Serebii, Mega Sceptile was supposed to debut in the anime on Sceptember 4th, yet I could find no indication of it in the new episode pics that were updated today.

Joe Merrick, you played me like a damn fiddle!

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[Pyra]

I've always wanted to be a DJ at a Taunt Party.

"Alright! Time to drop the beat EVERYONE knows!"

 

[Jords2Good]

All aboard the sonic club y'all got 0.1 seconds to join.
Edit: closed. Y'all are too slow

 

[Sehnsucht]

All aboard the sonic club y'all got 0.1 seconds to join.
Edit: closed. Y'all are too slow

I suppose I'll try again next year.

:4chrom:

 

[Mega Bidoof]

I've always wanted to be a DJ at a Taunt Party.

"Alright! Time to drop the beat EVERYONE knows!"

 

[Knight Dude]

That's the last thing this site needs.


What we really need is a Stand-Up Comedy Forum.

I'm up for it.

The hit show "Melee It On Me" is filmed in front of a live audience.

"Hey Shulk, what are you doing with that envelop?"

"I'm really sealing it! "

And then a laugh track plays for half an hour straight.

 

[Backgammon]

Is it going to be The Bachelor(ette), but with a bunch of users vying for the affection of a forum staff member?

I nominate @ Backgammon for Bachelorette or @Hong for Bachelor (depending on which format is decided upon).

I accept. Bring on the suitors.

 

[Cap'nChreest]

I'm so hungry....

I'm going to Burger King.

Spoiler

to fuel up on souls

 

[Jords2Good]

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I suppose I'll try again next year.

:4chrom:

Next year?
Too long;Not Waiting
The club is finish and is open for sign ups again just like that! That how we Sonics do it.
Edit: too late again bro. Your just too slow.

 

[Digital Hazard]

Am I the only one that wants a Wonder-Red suit for Bayonetta in Bayonetta 2?

 

[Substitution]

I accept. Bring on the suitors.

Well, I'm slightly less annoying than the average human being.

 

[MewtwoMaster2002]

And so died Fairly Oddparents.
May they rest in peace, and NOT have a 4th live-action movie with Drake Bell.

They already have a third? That's too much...And I refuse to believe Timmy ends up with Tootie.

 

[Knight Dude]

Am I the only one that wants a Wonder-Red suit for Bayonetta in Bayonetta 2?

No. Now that you mention it, that would be nice.

But what I really want is another Jack Cayman game. Madworld's soundtrack is too hype.

 

[Cap'nChreest]

Well, I'm slightly less annoying than the average human being.

You're sure to catch 'em all like that!

 

[Rebellious Treecko]

Two days old, but whatever.

 

[Mega Bidoof]

I accept. Bring on the suitors.

Well, I'm slightly more annoying than the average human being.

 

[Cap'nChreest]

Two days old, but whatever.

Still as dumb and cringe-worthy as all the other ones.

I thought Shulk was cool until I heard his voice.

 

[CatRaccoonBL]

Is it going to be The Bachelor(ette), but with a bunch of users vying for the affection of a forum staff member?

I nominate @ Backgammon for Bachelorette or @Hong for Bachelor (depending on which format is decided upon).

I would like that...if the staff member I liked wasn't taken. Hahahahahaha...

Spoiler

 

[Substitution]

You're sure to catch 'em all like that!

Oh please. That's not my ladies magnet.
No, that would go to my theory how the U.S. Government combined with Europe and Colonel Sanders will build mutant zombies out of historical figures and cause World War 3. Gets them every time...

 

[Digital Hazard]

No. Now that you mention it, that would be nice.

But what I really want is another Jack Cayman game. Madworld's soundtrack is too hype.

If I remember right he appears in Anarchy Regns too, but another game starred by him would be nice.