Smash 4 Social Thread 3.0

[WolfieXVII ❂]

Eh, I praise Ganondorf because of how he went from being good to hella bad in Brawl. Plus, it's just ludicrously funny seeing how strong his attacks are and how he's like a walking tank. I mean, you can spike-bounce people to death. It's freaking hilarious! Not to mention the Sparta kick.

As for the Capt., well, he came back, there's nothing special since he was always good except in Brawl.

Anyway, I main Falco because he seems to have gone the route of Ganondorf and Capt. in Brawl except the difference is that they were barely usable in Brawl while Falco in SSB4 is just different which automatically makes him trash for some stupid reason. Oh, he can't chaingrab and laser spam his way to victory. Really? So, effort and combo variance automatically makes Falco a POS. Wow, I wonder how you all even made it through freaking life.


Hey, don't smother women with your idea of beauty, you pig.

Is this thread going to lead to gender talks? Oh, the burning flames. I can almost smell them...

SOMEONE SAY GENDER?
I DONT CARE WHAT NINTENDO SAYS, TOADETTE DOESNT DESERVE TO BE LABELED
Ignore me, I'm sleep deprived and dont know what the frack I'm talking about

As said before, this isn't tumblr. We aren't stupid like them.

HURR DURR HUH?

 

[Jason the Yoshi]

So the postman didn't deliver today.
Silly Bugger.

He's too slow

Then you didn't get any mail

 

[Deleted member]

That or smushed brains and very, very dry skin.

Don't forget overexposure to the sun.
But that's only for a specific cancer.

 

[Ffamran]

SOMEONE SAY GENDER?
I DONT CARE WHAT NINTENDO SAYS, TOADETTE DOESNT DESERVE TO BE LABELED
Ignore me, I'm sleep deprived and dont know what the frack I'm talking about

Someone said that Toadette and Toad are somehow different species or something weird, but they can presumably mate together.

 

[CyberHyperPhoenix]

As said before, this isn't tumblr. We aren't stupid like them.

Huh? I didn't say that, it was Ffamran who said it....

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

SOMEONE SAY GENDER?
I DONT CARE WHAT NINTENDO SAYS, TOADETTE DOESNT DESERVE TO BE LABELED
Ignore me, I'm sleep deprived and dont know what the frack I'm talking about

 

[supercopper64]

I think the first to smashes intos were so out there, Smash 4 was all " omg... what am I going to do, holy ****" and ****ed off, never to be seen again

lolol thanks for feed back, I'll remember that next time I try mashing up themes!

 

[Radical Bones]

The controls for the Wii U Pro Controller and Gamepad a weird. Shielding and Grabbing feel so wrong. Changing it ASAP.

 

[Deleted member]

Someone said that Toadette and Toad are somehow different species or something weird, but they can presumably mate together.

I believe that Nintendo came out and said that Toads are genderless.
Even though EVERYTHING ELSE IN THE GAMES says otherwise.

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

Huh? I didn't say that, it was Ffamran who said it....

what I meant was it was said before
Is it just me or is EVERYONE on edge all of the sudden

 

[Rysir]

what I meant was it was said before
Is it just me or is EVERYONE on edge all of the sudden

You got something against The edge?

 

[WolfieXVII ❂]

Nah me and 4AM are best buds.

 

[Substitution]

I believe that Nintendo came out and said that Toads are genderless.
Even though EVERYTHING ELSE IN THE GAMES says otherwise.

I believe they're out to destroy the Mushroom Kingdom.
But that's just me.

 

[supercopper64]

Yet another failed mashup. Can't seem to find a good combonation. I'll keep tring until I find my PB and J.

 

[CyberHyperPhoenix]

what I meant was it was said before
Is it just me or is EVERYONE on edge all of the sudden

Yeah, except that I didn't say what you quoted before, and I have no clue on wtf you are talking about >_>

 

[Deleted member]

I believe they're out to destroy the Mushroom Kingdom.
But that's just me.

I thought everybody knew that the Toads were just part of a secret conspiracy.
You can hear the deceit and malice in their little scratchy voices.

 

[Ffamran]

Huh? I didn't say that, it was Ffamran who said it....

Poppycock, I said nothing of the sort. He's a liar, I tell you what. A blubbering liar with a toothpick up his breeches.

This is everyone's reaction:

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

You got something against The edge?

Yet another failed mashup. Can't seem to find a good combonation. I'll keep tring until I find my PB and J.

You lost your Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich?

 

[Ffamran]

I believe they're out to destroy the Mushroom Kingdom.
But that's just me.

I thought Mario, Luigi, Waluigi, Wario, and Yoshi were already doing that since they break everything in their path trying to "save" Peach, the Mushroom Kingdom, and whatnot.

As for other Toad conspiracies...

 

[Bedoop]

Anyone wanna play some Smash 3DS with me?
FC is 0877-1726-4217~ :3

 

[supercopper64]

You lost your Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich?

Yes, and I'm starving.
@ Substitution , found a fun pic for you.

 

[Bedoop]

@ Substitution , found a fun pic for you.

*obligatory @elusiveTranscendent tag for Greninja picture*

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Yes, and I'm starving.
@ Substitution , found a fun pic for you.

WHY IS THIS SO AMAZING?

 

[Ffamran]

Yes, and I'm starving.
@ Substitution , found a fun pic for you.

Hey! Thief! That Villager's a thief!!!

As for hunger... I'm really craving omelets. Thanks for reminding me, ***.

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

Yes, and I'm starving.
@ Substitution , found a fun pic for you.

Oh hey I use that Villager skin all the time

 

[supercopper64]

Hey! Thief! That Villager's a thief!!!

As for hunger... I'm really craving omelets. Thanks for reminding me, ***.

I wouldn't mind an omelet myself!

 

[Blargg888]

You like oatmeal raisin? But how? They're so...lifeless.

I͂̒̌̽̃͆̓͏̨̹͎̳͟ ͔̦̮̪̓ͯͣ̀̈͒Â̈́̋҉̸̧̤̖̬̥͙̣M̳̳̩͖̞̠̓̆ͭ̇ͣ̎ͮ͞ ̷̯̪̿̊Ĝ̨̪̺͇̗̜͕̔̄̃ͤ̇̈́͢͠Ő̯̦͉̑͊I̲̳̼̫̲ͨ̇ͬ̓̉̄́̐͠ͅŅ̧̙͎̰̣̄͋̉̏̕G̶͔̰͚̫͉͕̣̐̅̽̄̇͞ͅ ̸̭̮̱̺̞̙̀͂ͧͦ̇T̸͓̩̉̃ͪO̴̭͎͙͔̒̌ͫ̓ͫ͆́ͅ ̨̧̧̱̳̰ͯ͌͛̋̐ͪ̿̈̚M̛͇͚̟̊͛̏͆ͬ̓͂̄͘Uͧ̎̈́͏̵̢̟̘R̤̼̪̂͒̀Ḏ̭̭̜̪̱̲̣̍͌̕Ȩ̫͈̺̘̼̜̌̂͐̒̍R͚̤̤ͣ̔̑̍̀͒̓̋́̀͡ ̶̰̺̩ͥ̿ͩ̇̄ͬ̋͞Y̢̗͆͋̿ͯͧͭ̽ͮO̶̭̠̝ͯ͐ͮ͛̓͂̓̇U̫̳̣͉ͣ̿ͤͯ͐͢͠.̧͙͈̦͉͚̰̑̏͂ͧͧ͂
̭̙̗̘̓ͦ͞ͅT̜̼͈͇͇̽̊ͬ́́Ĩ̖̹͎̼̠̙̲͖́͌ͭ̚M͍ͬ̾̋ͤ͋͜͡E̸͖͓͕̩̱̥̿̌̆ ͉̳͈͋ͩ͛͠T̨̋ͮ̈́̓҉̟̺͚̠̳̙̞O̶͈̒̊̏̚̕ ̧́͗ͫͧ̑̆ͪ̚҉̙̳D̬͋ͧ̊̀Iͤ͏̫͖̺͈̯̼͖I̡̡̥͕̪̝͉̪̗̅̕I̹͉̙̹̭̹͈̎̈ͫ̎̑ͧ̐͢͝I̗̻͕̯͓͊ͧ̓̋́ͦ̆̍̀I̵̲̗̠͓̪̪͙̿̽̀́ͨͦͪ̂̚ͅI̤̞̯̼͍̽ͬ͊̄͘Iͨ͌ͯ́̕҉̫̩̰̥̟͇̟͍̩I̵̵̳̺̝̜̗ͯ̃́ͯ̈ͯ̽̌̚Į͉̟̞̹̯̗̝̺̊͗̆ͤ̓̽I̻̹̮̯ͭ͊̾̋͝ͅI̵̺̞͇̦̞̙ͩ̽ͪ̀ͅI̳̮̦̔̅͐ͣ̽̕͘͢I̛͗ͬͥ͋͌ͧ͏̖͍̞̜̗I̙̲͎̱̻̘ͣͤ̂̃ͤ̃̄̚͡Ḭ̤͎̟͕͓̘̬̈́̿̏ͤ̊̇̓ͮ̈̕I̛̺ͦ̇́̚I̅ͩ͑͏͎̯̜̻̮̯̯͔͟͝ͅÌ̢̞̮̱I͚̤͛ͣͣ̂I̴̢̖̯̟̩͙̤̹̮͛̑ͧͯ̔̈́͛̑I̥͓̞̲̹̫͂ͤ͌̾̚I̛̙̥̹̯̪ͮ̍͌ͨ͑E̼̞̯͓ͮͥ͞!̛̱̮ͧͣ͋̌̐͗̈́ͣ
WE'LL SEE WHO'S LIFEL̷̩̞͒̔ͦ͌͑ͪ̑É͕̖̗̟̬̫̤̼ͭͭ̀ͣS̨͔̹̬̰͇̥͒̚S̸̰͙̝̀̐͌ͩͩͬ͗ W͗̾͏̛̘̠̹̺͙Hͭ͊́̔ͩ̚҉̱͍̯̯E̖̬͇͇̠̼̠̋̄ͩ͢N̥̺̗̘̫̣̪̰̼̓ͪ̃͗͛ͭ͗ͤ̇͞ ̢̭̹͇͙̝̮͍ͦ̑̈̿̆ͩ̍̕͡Y̷̝̭̽͌̇͒͊̂̀͘Ǫ̖̰̻͚̰͎̰͎̑ͭ͘͢Ü͏͕͙̯͘'͔͔̦̫͕̒̊͋ͭ͒̌ͯ̈́͢͢͞ͅR̷̯̭̰̙͖̱̃ͮE̵̲̮̾͗̅͐́̓͜͝ ͙̦͉͉̬ͨ̓̉̽̚Ḏ̟̤ͪ͂͗͒̅́̌͘E̲ͩ́̆A̶̧͙̱̲̽ͤ͊̈̚̕D̵̝͍̩̬̑͑̽̊̊͋̈ͫ!͋̈́ͦ̊̏̎͑̊̄͏̬̥̲͍̰͔͍͍͡
H͍̖̱̐͐̂E̝̰͐͑ͤ̄̇ͨ̑̍̄̕E̶̠͎͖̞͚ͮ͒ͅĒ͙̪ͫ͊͛̿̔̈́́̕E͓͙͆́͗̓͊̚̚͡E̢̩̳̫̙̺̻ͯE̴̮͇̻͙̫̝̻͒̄ͤͧ̒̚͟E̱̞̳̊́E̵̛̼̙͉̼͗̐ͯͫ̋̽͌̕E̺̹͇̖͉̬ͯ̅͋ͧ̈́ͪ̃Ḛ̛̻͙̰̭͚̹̻̟͑̇͝E̝͖͍̰ͩ̾E̘̩͚͎ͪ̐͌̄̇̑̕͜Ȅ͚̖̑̒͗ͯ͊́E̡̞̲̮̳̓͐ͯ͗̏ͧ̑ͧ͞R̽ͪ̌́͏̗̰̲̻̞E̛̺̙̟̞͓̗͔̺͎̽͆̌ͯ͋͋̏ ̟͓͂̊ͧͭ́̇̇̌Ǐ̛͕̺̺̞̰́͢͡ͅ ̩̟͔̙͉͕̎̎G̴̬͓̺͇̫̘̤ͧ̄̓ͭ̈̉͌́͢O͉̪͕͔̠̫̾̀̚͘͝ͅͅ!̰̰̈́̏̿̈̀̀

I. AM. ALL. OF LUI(gi).

 

[Bedoop]

Oh yeah, I almost forgot
@ Rysir there's a Conquest going on until December 1st
It's C. Falcon VS Wii Fit VS THE AURA
Go represent your team.
NOW, DAMMIT

 

[Rysir]

Oh yeah, I almost forgot
@ Rysir there's a Conquest going on until December 1st
It's C. Falcon VS Wii Fit VS THE AURA
Go represent your team.
NOW, DAMMIT

ONWARD!

 

[Blargg888]

ONWARD!

(He's gonna phail)

 

[Ffamran]

Oh hey I use that Villager skin all the time

So... You're the thief... After 'em, boys! You'll be sleepin' in a cold, dark cellar, thief!

I wouldn't mind an omelet myself!

How about some... Er... Poutine? I really wished there was a place that sold them, but alas, I don't live in Canada...

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

So... You're the thief... After 'em, boys! You'll be sleepin' in a cold, dark cellar, thief!

How about some... Er... Poutine? I really wished there was a place that sold them, but alas, I don't live in Canada...

I'll be honest....Poutine dont look that good to me. Looks like something that will make me sick

 

[Hartenberg]

I͂̒̌̽̃͆̓͏̨̹͎̳͟ ͔̦̮̪̓ͯͣ̀̈͒Â̈́̋҉̸̧̤̖̬̥͙̣M̳̳̩͖̞̠̓̆ͭ̇ͣ̎ͮ͞ ̷̯̪̿̊Ĝ̨̪̺͇̗̜͕̔̄̃ͤ̇̈́͢͠Ő̯̦͉̑͊I̲̳̼̫̲ͨ̇ͬ̓̉̄́̐͠ͅŅ̧̙͎̰̣̄͋̉̏̕G̶͔̰͚̫͉͕̣̐̅̽̄̇͞ͅ ̸̭̮̱̺̞̙̀͂ͧͦ̇T̸͓̩̉̃ͪO̴̭͎͙͔̒̌ͫ̓ͫ͆́ͅ ̨̧̧̱̳̰ͯ͌͛̋̐ͪ̿̈̚M̛͇͚̟̊͛̏͆ͬ̓͂̄͘Uͧ̎̈́͏̵̢̟̘R̤̼̪̂͒̀Ḏ̭̭̜̪̱̲̣̍͌̕Ȩ̫͈̺̘̼̜̌̂͐̒̍R͚̤̤ͣ̔̑̍̀͒̓̋́̀͡ ̶̰̺̩ͥ̿ͩ̇̄ͬ̋͞Y̢̗͆͋̿ͯͧͭ̽ͮO̶̭̠̝ͯ͐ͮ͛̓͂̓̇U̫̳̣͉ͣ̿ͤͯ͐͢͠.̧͙͈̦͉͚̰̑̏͂ͧͧ͂
̭̙̗̘̓ͦ͞ͅT̜̼͈͇͇̽̊ͬ́́Ĩ̖̹͎̼̠̙̲͖́͌ͭ̚M͍ͬ̾̋ͤ͋͜͡E̸͖͓͕̩̱̥̿̌̆ ͉̳͈͋ͩ͛͠T̨̋ͮ̈́̓҉̟̺͚̠̳̙̞O̶͈̒̊̏̚̕ ̧́͗ͫͧ̑̆ͪ̚҉̙̳D̬͋ͧ̊̀Iͤ͏̫͖̺͈̯̼͖I̡̡̥͕̪̝͉̪̗̅̕I̹͉̙̹̭̹͈̎̈ͫ̎̑ͧ̐͢͝I̗̻͕̯͓͊ͧ̓̋́ͦ̆̍̀I̵̲̗̠͓̪̪͙̿̽̀́ͨͦͪ̂̚ͅI̤̞̯̼͍̽ͬ͊̄͘Iͨ͌ͯ́̕҉̫̩̰̥̟͇̟͍̩I̵̵̳̺̝̜̗ͯ̃́ͯ̈ͯ̽̌̚Į͉̟̞̹̯̗̝̺̊͗̆ͤ̓̽I̻̹̮̯ͭ͊̾̋͝ͅI̵̺̞͇̦̞̙ͩ̽ͪ̀ͅI̳̮̦̔̅͐ͣ̽̕͘͢I̛͗ͬͥ͋͌ͧ͏̖͍̞̜̗I̙̲͎̱̻̘ͣͤ̂̃ͤ̃̄̚͡Ḭ̤͎̟͕͓̘̬̈́̿̏ͤ̊̇̓ͮ̈̕I̛̺ͦ̇́̚I̅ͩ͑͏͎̯̜̻̮̯̯͔͟͝ͅÌ̢̞̮̱I͚̤͛ͣͣ̂I̴̢̖̯̟̩͙̤̹̮͛̑ͧͯ̔̈́͛̑I̥͓̞̲̹̫͂ͤ͌̾̚I̛̙̥̹̯̪ͮ̍͌ͨ͑E̼̞̯͓ͮͥ͞!̛̱̮ͧͣ͋̌̐͗̈́ͣ
WE'LL SEE WHO'S LIFEL̷̩̞͒̔ͦ͌͑ͪ̑É͕̖̗̟̬̫̤̼ͭͭ̀ͣS̨͔̹̬̰͇̥͒̚S̸̰͙̝̀̐͌ͩͩͬ͗ W͗̾͏̛̘̠̹̺͙Hͭ͊́̔ͩ̚҉̱͍̯̯E̖̬͇͇̠̼̠̋̄ͩ͢N̥̺̗̘̫̣̪̰̼̓ͪ̃͗͛ͭ͗ͤ̇͞ ̢̭̹͇͙̝̮͍ͦ̑̈̿̆ͩ̍̕͡Y̷̝̭̽͌̇͒͊̂̀͘Ǫ̖̰̻͚̰͎̰͎̑ͭ͘͢Ü͏͕͙̯͘'͔͔̦̫͕̒̊͋ͭ͒̌ͯ̈́͢͢͞ͅR̷̯̭̰̙͖̱̃ͮE̵̲̮̾͗̅͐́̓͜͝ ͙̦͉͉̬ͨ̓̉̽̚Ḏ̟̤ͪ͂͗͒̅́̌͘E̲ͩ́̆A̶̧͙̱̲̽ͤ͊̈̚̕D̵̝͍̩̬̑͑̽̊̊͋̈ͫ!͋̈́ͦ̊̏̎͑̊̄͏̬̥̲͍̰͔͍͍͡
H͍̖̱̐͐̂E̝̰͐͑ͤ̄̇ͨ̑̍̄̕E̶̠͎͖̞͚ͮ͒ͅĒ͙̪ͫ͊͛̿̔̈́́̕E͓͙͆́͗̓͊̚̚͡E̢̩̳̫̙̺̻ͯE̴̮͇̻͙̫̝̻͒̄ͤͧ̒̚͟E̱̞̳̊́E̵̛̼̙͉̼͗̐ͯͫ̋̽͌̕E̺̹͇̖͉̬ͯ̅͋ͧ̈́ͪ̃Ḛ̛̻͙̰̭͚̹̻̟͑̇͝E̝͖͍̰ͩ̾E̘̩͚͎ͪ̐͌̄̇̑̕͜Ȅ͚̖̑̒͗ͯ͊́E̡̞̲̮̳̓͐ͯ͗̏ͧ̑ͧ͞R̽ͪ̌́͏̗̰̲̻̞E̛̺̙̟̞͓̗͔̺͎̽͆̌ͯ͋͋̏ ̟͓͂̊ͧͭ́̇̇̌Ǐ̛͕̺̺̞̰́͢͡ͅ ̩̟͔̙͉͕̎̎G̴̬͓̺͇̫̘̤ͧ̄̓ͭ̈̉͌́͢O͉̪͕͔̠̫̾̀̚͘͝ͅͅ!̰̰̈́̏̿̈̀̀

I. AM. ALL. OF LUI(gi).

CALM DOWN MAN, YOU'RE FREAKIN ME OUT.

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

CALM DOWN MAN, YOU'RE FREAKIN ME OUT.

Thats more or less annoying me

 

[Ffamran]

I'll be honest....Poutine dont look that good to me. Looks like something that will make me sick

Dude, a lot of stuff doesn't look appetizing. Gumbo could look like slop and I'd still eat it.

Also, I had something like this at a Mexican restaurant and it was damn good. Spicy, eggy, crunchy, and oh, so good!

 

[Hartenberg]

Thats more or less annoying me

What, my all caps, or the text seizure?

 

[Croph]

How about some... Er... Poutine? I really wished there was a place that sold them, but alas, I don't live in Canada...

Why not make homemade poutine? Probably will taste a lot better (I'm kinda picky on poutine, there's only a few places I know that make poutine I like). All you need is a good French fry cutter and know how to fry the potato slices, and the rest should be easy. Unless if you can't for whatever reason, then, well, I personally think you're not missing out too much. =P

 

[Ffamran]

Why not make homemade poutine? Probably will taste a lot better (I'm kinda picky on poutine, there's only a few places I know that make poutine I like). All you need is a good French fry cutter and know how to fry the potato slices, and the rest should be easy. Unless if you can't for whatever reason, then, well, I personally think you're not missing out too much. =P

But it looks so tasty! I don't know how to cook well beyond perhaps scrambled eggs and random soup/stew - through whatever I have in. So, frying stuff isn't a good idea.

 

[Blargg888]

CALM DOWN MAN, YOU'RE FREAKIN ME OUT.

TeHeehehehehehee... HEHEHEHEHAHAHHAAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHA YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
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THIS ISN'T EVEN MY 3rd FORM! (Let alone my final one)
NO ONE. DISRESPECTS. OATMEAL. RRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIINNNNN

 

[Space Stranger]

ONWARD!

Prepare to DIE!

GG @xSoul, your Ike is godly. I barely took him out with Falcon in that second match. That Fox comeback tho...

Oh and @Flight your DDD is a powerhouse.