Smash 4 Social Thread 3.0

[Soul.]

The OC is everything that satan would want in his own child.

 

[Chompjil]

well crap, anyone else get this

 

[Rysir]

I love art, it allows me to pretend im a pimp.

Does it? Or... ben je echt verslaafd door de kunst zelf?

 

[Exaggeratedhonesty]

Does it? Or... ben je echt verslaafd door de kunst zelf?

 

[Rysir]

A meh translation would be here if no one wants to discover themselves:

Spoiler

Or are you hooked/enslaved by the art itself?

 

[Chompjil]

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Does it? Or... ben je echt verslaafd door de kunst zelf?

je moet spreken echte nederlanders niet dat google translate onzin

 

[Aurane]

I'm watching all of you. Just want you all to know. Embarrass

 

[Themandme]

The OC is everything that satan would want in his own child.

Okay here is JOSH THE ORGEGLITCHHEDGEHOG:

• Hedgehog
• 3 guns
• Android
• Sonic's Lost Brother
• recreated from his DNA in the Death Egg secret clone chamber
• Mixed with some of Eggman's DNA, making him evil.
• Then he was found by Shadow and fell in love with him.
• So he became an Ogrehog through Dark Gaia's power. (after killed by Solaris thus being the Chosen One)
• Best friends with Amy Rose
• Josh's the name, having a neckbeard is his game.
• Scar on the eye.
• As he is an ogrehog, he is, naturally, green.
• His secret lair is called "Yer Ma's Bedroom"
• Also because he's all edgy he makes every female at a 20m ratius wet and all male gay.
• Is responsible for all glitches in the Sonic Universe
• his nickname is Sherk (not Shrek) and his favorite food is onion rings.
• He also has an utility belt where he can pull absolutely anything. Also has bandages on his arms, because he's edgy and badass.
• The Master of Glitches, Josh "Sherk" James Hedgehog* the Ogrehog! is his full name.
• His tears can cure cancer. But the only way to get him to cry is to kill his nonexistent mother.
• You forgot that his parents are dead by the evil Eggman.
• After besting the Main Man, Lobo in a drunken bar fight, he and Lobo are frag buddies.
• Rouge is his wife. And he's the chosen one from a prophecy where he must defeat Dark Bowser using the seven Chaos Emeralds where can become a Angel-demon hybrid called "Super Josh".
• Also he hates Linkin Park. Because he's so "cool" being a hipster.
• He also has baggy pants that say "REBEL" on them. For that extra edginess factor.
• a Purple & Gold ripped Cape that allows him to Time Travel.
• He rides a MOTHER****IN' T. REX! ......a robot MOTHER****IN' T. REX!
  With blue flames!
• He has REBEL tattooed on his arm (and in Japanese). Because tattoos in foreign languages are also edgy.
• The T-Rex talks like Dracula from the Castlevania games and sounds like a vampire!
• But he divorced so that he would be "available" and his powers of seduction could reign free.
• He now travels the Wreck-It Ralph universe, seeking to destroy Mario's greatest successes, starting with Bowser's Inside Story, hence why he attempts to destroy the game's final boss, which would render the entire game pointless.
• And the T-Rex has a chainsaw tail. With Knuckle's gloves. And badass goatee.
• Also the T-Rex's guns can turn into swords, making it more edgy and badass. And has the power to cause villains to explode. Twice. Can breath demon fire too
• He has a pet honey badger named "Fluffles" and is a ninja.
• He wrestles mutant zombie polar bears from the 7th Dimension of Hell as a morning exercise.
• He has star shaped pupils and in his super form he's surrounded blue fire.
• He has a giant shuriken made out of 4 katanas that he swings around on a chain and can Warp Digivolve into a Super Saiyan God 9-Tailed Chakra Titan with infinite Attack/Defense Points. He also has a Symbiote with Samuel L. Jackson's voice. And knows Hyper Beam, Roar of Time, and Judgement.
• He was created by Despair to have a perfect son. Who rebelled because he's just so cool "da man" does not bring him down. And the reason why Eggman made him was because Eggman and Despair (because he's so evil he takes many forms, because one form cannot hold all the evil he is) were actually a couple at one point. And Eggman did it as an anniversary gift. But he was so evil and he ditched Eggman and left him heartbroken, which is why he's so evil.
• Can crash Smashboards at will.
• On a full moon his left nipple becomes sentient. It is hell bent on stealing Ben & Jerry's secret formula.
• Let's not forget he caught a level infinite shiny Arceus with Peter Cullen's voice in a normal Poké Ball. He's also a DigiDestined, and his Digimon is a Zeed=Milleniummon with Frank Welker's voice.
• On a Red Moon (which he can trigger whenever he wants, 2edgy) he turns inside-out and his face is on his butt and his butt shoots giant death-beams capable of shattering the sun in half a' second.
  Only on a Red Moon, tho.
• He also hates Kevin Johnson, that bully from sixth grade.
• He has every possible college degree and always gets A+s on all of his exams.
• Has a Pikmin flower sprouting from his head sometimes. Josh has a severe liking for Whistles.
• He's as fluent in every language.
• Also, he lives in an underwater VOLCANO lair in space.
• Josh is also able to change genders at will. When he becomes a girl, he has big boobs and long blond hair and is labelled as the most beautiful girl in existance. He also can become a magical girl in his state and his weapon is a truck that can transform into a giant Buzz Lightyear. And said boobs have mini machine guns.
• He is...the most interesting man in the world.
• He also can multiply himself, the first time he used this ability was to bang Disney girl. He has also revived Aerith, Kratos's family, Uncle Ben, Gwen Stacy, Batman parents and all Krypton. He also has replicas of the Master Sword, Falchion, Ragnell, Monado, Galaxia, the Four Sword and the Great Sacred Treasure.
• Has exploding Ninja Stars and he can see into the future with the banado.
• Tails is his adopted brother. Who loved him so much because of how kool he was.
  He is also the president of the earth. Who was re-elected 999999999.9 1/2 times during his run.
• He has a flute that summons six dragons, each with six heads and six tails, and each dragon is voiced by Jeremy Irons.
• He has a harp that that summons GIANT spiders
• His tail is also a Potato Peeler, Garage Door Opener and a second , ifyaknowwhatImean
• He is the greatest artist that ever existed. Even Michelangelo said he looked up to him as a hero. He also invented Superman, Batman, Spiderman, Mega Man, Pac-Man, and Pong.
• Josh is the reincarnation of an alternate universe Sonic. This means he's the Prince of the Moon and can use the Silver Crystal to summon an EVA that he can command with a Psychic Link.
• Josh has an alternate evil form: Hsoj. Who is evil but still good. He's leveled towns, destroyed civilizations, and invented TVTropes (the scariest of them all). He can only return back by looking at hot ladies.
• He has a mech suit that is his kitchen sink.
• Mere mention of him causes a website or server to crash.
• He has a skill that causes the Internet to crash when he's on the losing side of an argument. Because he never loses. Ever.
• Josh(only as a female)'s Butt can turn into a Train with a giant snow-plow at the front.
• Amaterasu and the TMNT are his pets. And of course, he's a Keyblade Wielder.
• He is protected by the spirit of Joan of Arc and can summon an endless army of French soldiers from the dead.
• Josh invented every meme ever. And every time he makes a joke the world laughs at how funny he is.
• Better yet, Josh!Female's butt shoots trains.
• Female Josh has indestructium claws on her hands, feet, head, tail, and teeth.
• Josh's Nose is a Rocket Launcher and a third ifyouknowwhatimean
• He also was a teacher at Class 3-A of Mahora Middle School for Girls. There, his 31 students fell in love with him and he made them his personal harem and army, giving each girl an OP Pactio card (Which by the way, where created when he banged them all at the same time). He also obtained the Infinity Gauntlet with all the Infinity Gems.
• Josh's torso can turn into a Helicopter Propeller allowing him to fly through the air.
• Josh's left eye has blue fire
• He hates Linkin Park, evil, music that's not punk rock, homework, evil, chores, evildoers, people who like the Star Wars prequels, and Narutofan123
• His Geass has the ability to make people experience the same Nostalgia Critic gif over and over.
• Not just that, it has the ability to summon the Nostalgia Critic himself. Who berates the opponent.
• His personal bodyguards are an Angewomon and a LadyDevimon; he also is good friends with Palutena, Viridi, Din, Nayru, Farore, Arceus, Corderia, Doshin the Giant, Naga and every other Nintendo deity. He also has a long lost cousin, which results to be Spider-Girl.
• Josh is in a secret alliance with the Jedis (and know the Force), has a working TARDIS in his garage,and has Alicorn Terminator Megazord Alligator with lazer eyes and buzz-saw teeth named "Fluffy" that terminates other alicorns.
• "ITS NOT OGRE YET" is his catchphrase. Incorrect grammar makes him edgier.
• He can do Falcon Punches and can turn invisible.
• Also, he has been Heavy Weapons Guy's best friend since childhood and is capable of making sentient talking sandviches that give you super strength.
• He has a sword that is made out of other swords. His sword blade is just a bunch of swords lined up pointing upwards, and his sword hilt is made of 3 smaller swords.
• He has a golden arse and not be able to decide whether he's a doctor or a ninja. He always steals the pudding horde and has a habit of rhyming everything he says. Oh, and his true form has an attack which is inexplicable.
• He is able to shoot spinning lightsabers out of his hands.
• Josh is also the creator of Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, and because he is against television (due to a nightmare he suffered after watching Full House as a kid once) he uses the Available Security Guard Job as a ploy to lure people in for the animatronics to entertain themselves with by killing them. He loves the animatronics like a family and eats pizza every night with them, always putting some onions on top of them for his own extra flavor.
• He also has a pepperoni addiction of some kind.

 

[Rysir]

je moet spreken echte nederlanders niet dat google translate onzin

I admit its been too many years I had to get help. Even if its a failure.

 

[Rocket Raccoon]

Okay here is JOSH THE ORGEGLITCHHEDGEHOG:

• Hedgehog
• 3 guns
• Android
• Sonic's Lost Brother
• recreated from his DNA in the Death Egg secret clone chamber
• Mixed with some of Eggman's DNA, making him evil.
• Then he was found by Shadow and fell in love with him.
• So he became an Ogrehog through Dark Gaia's power. (after killed by Solaris thus being the Chosen One)
• Best friends with Amy Rose
• Josh's the name, having a neckbeard is his game.
• Scar on the eye.
• As he is an ogrehog, he is, naturally, green.
• His secret lair is called "Yer Ma's Bedroom"
• Also because he's all edgy he makes every female at a 20m ratius wet and all male gay.
• Is responsible for all glitches in the Sonic Universe
• his nickname is Sherk (not Shrek) and his favorite food is onion rings.
• He also has an utility belt where he can pull absolutely anything. Also has bandages on his arms, because he's edgy and badass.
• The Master of Glitches, Josh "Sherk" James Hedgehog* the Ogrehog! is his full name.
• His tears can cure cancer. But the only way to get him to cry is to kill his nonexistent mother.
• You forgot that his parents are dead by the evil Eggman.
• After besting the Main Man, Lobo in a drunken bar fight, he and Lobo are frag buddies.
• Rouge is his wife. And he's the chosen one from a prophecy where he must defeat Dark Bowser using the seven Chaos Emeralds where can become a Angel-demon hybrid called "Super Josh".
• Also he hates Linkin Park. Because he's so "cool" being a hipster.
• He also has baggy pants that say "REBEL" on them. For that extra edginess factor.
• a Purple & Gold ripped Cape that allows him to Time Travel.
• He rides a MOTHER****IN' T. REX! ......a robot MOTHER****IN' T. REX!
  With blue flames!
• He has REBEL tattooed on his arm (and in Japanese). Because tattoos in foreign languages are also edgy.
• The T-Rex talks like Dracula from the Castlevania games and sounds like a vampire!
• But he divorced so that he would be "available" and his powers of seduction could reign free.
• He now travels the Wreck-It Ralph universe, seeking to destroy Mario's greatest successes, starting with Bowser's Inside Story, hence why he attempts to destroy the game's final boss, which would render the entire game pointless.
• And the T-Rex has a chainsaw tail. With Knuckle's gloves. And badass goatee.
• Also the T-Rex's guns can turn into swords, making it more edgy and badass. And has the power to cause villains to explode. Twice. Can breath demon fire too
• He has a pet honey badger named "Fluffles" and is a ninja.
• He wrestles mutant zombie polar bears from the 7th Dimension of Hell as a morning exercise.
• He has star shaped pupils and in his super form he's surrounded blue fire.
• He has a giant shuriken made out of 4 katanas that he swings around on a chain and can Warp Digivolve into a Super Saiyan God 9-Tailed Chakra Titan with infinite Attack/Defense Points. He also has a Symbiote with Samuel L. Jackson's voice. And knows Hyper Beam, Roar of Time, and Judgement.
• He was created by Despair to have a perfect son. Who rebelled because he's just so cool "da man" does not bring him down. And the reason why Eggman made him was because Eggman and Despair (because he's so evil he takes many forms, because one form cannot hold all the evil he is) were actually a couple at one point. And Eggman did it as an anniversary gift. But he was so evil and he ditched Eggman and left him heartbroken, which is why he's so evil.
• Can crash Smashboards at will.
• On a full moon his left nipple becomes sentient. It is hell bent on stealing Ben & Jerry's secret formula.
• Let's not forget he caught a level infinite shiny Arceus with Peter Cullen's voice in a normal Poké Ball. He's also a DigiDestined, and his Digimon is a Zeed=Milleniummon with Frank Welker's voice.
• On a Red Moon (which he can trigger whenever he wants, 2edgy) he turns inside-out and his face is on his butt and his butt shoots giant death-beams capable of shattering the sun in half a' second.
  Only on a Red Moon, tho.
• He also hates Kevin Johnson, that bully from sixth grade.
• He has every possible college degree and always gets A+s on all of his exams.
• Has a Pikmin flower sprouting from his head sometimes. Josh has a severe liking for Whistles.
• He's as fluent in every language.
• Also, he lives in an underwater VOLCANO lair in space.
• Josh is also able to change genders at will. When he becomes a girl, he has big boobs and long blond hair and is labelled as the most beautiful girl in existance. He also can become a magical girl in his state and his weapon is a truck that can transform into a giant Buzz Lightyear. And said boobs have mini machine guns.
• He is...the most interesting man in the world.
• He also can multiply himself, the first time he used this ability was to bang Disney girl. He has also revived Aerith, Kratos's family, Uncle Ben, Gwen Stacy, Batman parents and all Krypton. He also has replicas of the Master Sword, Falchion, Ragnell, Monado, Galaxia, the Four Sword and the Great Sacred Treasure.
• Has exploding Ninja Stars and he can see into the future with the banado.
• Tails is his adopted brother. Who loved him so much because of how kool he was.
  He is also the president of the earth. Who was re-elected 999999999.9 1/2 times during his run.
• He has a flute that summons six dragons, each with six heads and six tails, and each dragon is voiced by Jeremy Irons.
• He has a harp that that summons GIANT spiders
• His tail is also a Potato Peeler, Garage Door Opener and a second , ifyaknowwhatImean
• He is the greatest artist that ever existed. Even Michelangelo said he looked up to him as a hero. He also invented Superman, Batman, Spiderman, Mega Man, Pac-Man, and Pong.
• Josh is the reincarnation of an alternate universe Sonic. This means he's the Prince of the Moon and can use the Silver Crystal to summon an EVA that he can command with a Psychic Link.
• Josh has an alternate evil form: Hsoj. Who is evil but still good. He's leveled towns, destroyed civilizations, and invented TVTropes (the scariest of them all). He can only return back by looking at hot ladies.
• He has a mech suit that is his kitchen sink.
• Mere mention of him causes a website or server to crash.
• He has a skill that causes the Internet to crash when he's on the losing side of an argument. Because he never loses. Ever.
• Josh(only as a female)'s Butt can turn into a Train with a giant snow-plow at the front.
• Amaterasu and the TMNT are his pets. And of course, he's a Keyblade Wielder.
• He is protected by the spirit of Joan of Arc and can summon an endless army of French soldiers from the dead.
• Josh invented every meme ever. And every time he makes a joke the world laughs at how funny he is.
• Better yet, Josh!Female's butt shoots trains.
• Female Josh has indestructium claws on her hands, feet, head, tail, and teeth.
• Josh's Nose is a Rocket Launcher and a third ifyouknowwhatimean
• He also was a teacher at Class 3-A of Mahora Middle School for Girls. There, his 31 students fell in love with him and he made them his personal harem and army, giving each girl an OP Pactio card (Which by the way, where created when he banged them all at the same time). He also obtained the Infinity Gauntlet with all the Infinity Gems.
• Josh's torso can turn into a Helicopter Propeller allowing him to fly through the air.
• Josh's left eye has blue fire
• He hates Linkin Park, evil, music that's not punk rock, homework, evil, chores, evildoers, people who like the Star Wars prequels, and Narutofan123
• His Geass has the ability to make people experience the same Nostalgia Critic gif over and over.
• Not just that, it has the ability to summon the Nostalgia Critic himself. Who berates the opponent.
• His personal bodyguards are an Angewomon and a LadyDevimon; he also is good friends with Palutena, Viridi, Din, Nayru, Farore, Arceus, Corderia, Doshin the Giant, Naga and every other Nintendo deity. He also has a long lost cousin, which results to be Spider-Girl.
• Josh is in a secret alliance with the Jedis (and know the Force), has a working TARDIS in his garage,and has Alicorn Terminator Megazord Alligator with lazer eyes and buzz-saw teeth named "Fluffy" that terminates other alicorns.
• "ITS NOT OGRE YET" is his catchphrase. Incorrect grammar makes him edgier.
• He can do Falcon Punches and can turn invisible.
• Also, he has been Heavy Weapons Guy's best friend since childhood and is capable of making sentient talking sandviches that give you super strength.
• He has a sword that is made out of other swords. His sword blade is just a bunch of swords lined up pointing upwards, and his sword hilt is made of 3 smaller swords.
• He has a golden arse and not be able to decide whether he's a doctor or a ninja. He always steals the pudding horde and has a habit of rhyming everything he says. Oh, and his true form has an attack which is inexplicable.
• He is able to shoot spinning lightsabers out of his hands.
• Josh is also the creator of Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, and because he is against television (due to a nightmare he suffered after watching Full House as a kid once) he uses the Available Security Guard Job as a ploy to lure people in for the animatronics to entertain themselves with by killing them. He loves the animatronics like a family and eats pizza every night with them, always putting some onions on top of them for his own extra flavor.
• He also has a pepperoni addiction of some kind.

And now we have a promise.

 

[Chompjil]

Okay here is JOSH THE ORGEGLITCHHEDGEHOG:

• Hedgehog
• 3 guns
• Android
• Sonic's Lost Brother
• recreated from his DNA in the Death Egg secret clone chamber
• Mixed with some of Eggman's DNA, making him evil.
• Then he was found by Shadow and fell in love with him.
• So he became an Ogrehog through Dark Gaia's power. (after killed by Solaris thus being the Chosen One)
• Best friends with Amy Rose
• Josh's the name, having a neckbeard is his game.
• Scar on the eye.
• As he is an ogrehog, he is, naturally, green.
• His secret lair is called "Yer Ma's Bedroom"
• Also because he's all edgy he makes every female at a 20m ratius wet and all male gay.
• Is responsible for all glitches in the Sonic Universe
• his nickname is Sherk (not Shrek) and his favorite food is onion rings.
• He also has an utility belt where he can pull absolutely anything. Also has bandages on his arms, because he's edgy and badass.
• The Master of Glitches, Josh "Sherk" James Hedgehog* the Ogrehog! is his full name.
• His tears can cure cancer. But the only way to get him to cry is to kill his nonexistent mother.
• You forgot that his parents are dead by the evil Eggman.
• After besting the Main Man, Lobo in a drunken bar fight, he and Lobo are frag buddies.
• Rouge is his wife. And he's the chosen one from a prophecy where he must defeat Dark Bowser using the seven Chaos Emeralds where can become a Angel-demon hybrid called "Super Josh".
• Also he hates Linkin Park. Because he's so "cool" being a hipster.
• He also has baggy pants that say "REBEL" on them. For that extra edginess factor.
• a Purple & Gold ripped Cape that allows him to Time Travel.
• He rides a MOTHER****IN' T. REX! ......a robot MOTHER****IN' T. REX!
  With blue flames!
• He has REBEL tattooed on his arm (and in Japanese). Because tattoos in foreign languages are also edgy.
• The T-Rex talks like Dracula from the Castlevania games and sounds like a vampire!
• But he divorced so that he would be "available" and his powers of seduction could reign free.
• He now travels the Wreck-It Ralph universe, seeking to destroy Mario's greatest successes, starting with Bowser's Inside Story, hence why he attempts to destroy the game's final boss, which would render the entire game pointless.
• And the T-Rex has a chainsaw tail. With Knuckle's gloves. And badass goatee.
• Also the T-Rex's guns can turn into swords, making it more edgy and badass. And has the power to cause villains to explode. Twice. Can breath demon fire too
• He has a pet honey badger named "Fluffles" and is a ninja.
• He wrestles mutant zombie polar bears from the 7th Dimension of Hell as a morning exercise.
• He has star shaped pupils and in his super form he's surrounded blue fire.
• He has a giant shuriken made out of 4 katanas that he swings around on a chain and can Warp Digivolve into a Super Saiyan God 9-Tailed Chakra Titan with infinite Attack/Defense Points. He also has a Symbiote with Samuel L. Jackson's voice. And knows Hyper Beam, Roar of Time, and Judgement.
• He was created by Despair to have a perfect son. Who rebelled because he's just so cool "da man" does not bring him down. And the reason why Eggman made him was because Eggman and Despair (because he's so evil he takes many forms, because one form cannot hold all the evil he is) were actually a couple at one point. And Eggman did it as an anniversary gift. But he was so evil and he ditched Eggman and left him heartbroken, which is why he's so evil.
• Can crash Smashboards at will.
• On a full moon his left nipple becomes sentient. It is hell bent on stealing Ben & Jerry's secret formula.
• Let's not forget he caught a level infinite shiny Arceus with Peter Cullen's voice in a normal Poké Ball. He's also a DigiDestined, and his Digimon is a Zeed=Milleniummon with Frank Welker's voice.
• On a Red Moon (which he can trigger whenever he wants, 2edgy) he turns inside-out and his face is on his butt and his butt shoots giant death-beams capable of shattering the sun in half a' second.
  Only on a Red Moon, tho.
• He also hates Kevin Johnson, that bully from sixth grade.
• He has every possible college degree and always gets A+s on all of his exams.
• Has a Pikmin flower sprouting from his head sometimes. Josh has a severe liking for Whistles.
• He's as fluent in every language.
• Also, he lives in an underwater VOLCANO lair in space.
• Josh is also able to change genders at will. When he becomes a girl, he has big boobs and long blond hair and is labelled as the most beautiful girl in existance. He also can become a magical girl in his state and his weapon is a truck that can transform into a giant Buzz Lightyear. And said boobs have mini machine guns.
• He is...the most interesting man in the world.
• He also can multiply himself, the first time he used this ability was to bang Disney girl. He has also revived Aerith, Kratos's family, Uncle Ben, Gwen Stacy, Batman parents and all Krypton. He also has replicas of the Master Sword, Falchion, Ragnell, Monado, Galaxia, the Four Sword and the Great Sacred Treasure.
• Has exploding Ninja Stars and he can see into the future with the banado.
• Tails is his adopted brother. Who loved him so much because of how kool he was.
  He is also the president of the earth. Who was re-elected 999999999.9 1/2 times during his run.
• He has a flute that summons six dragons, each with six heads and six tails, and each dragon is voiced by Jeremy Irons.
• He has a harp that that summons GIANT spiders
• His tail is also a Potato Peeler, Garage Door Opener and a second , ifyaknowwhatImean
• He is the greatest artist that ever existed. Even Michelangelo said he looked up to him as a hero. He also invented Superman, Batman, Spiderman, Mega Man, Pac-Man, and Pong.
• Josh is the reincarnation of an alternate universe Sonic. This means he's the Prince of the Moon and can use the Silver Crystal to summon an EVA that he can command with a Psychic Link.
• Josh has an alternate evil form: Hsoj. Who is evil but still good. He's leveled towns, destroyed civilizations, and invented TVTropes (the scariest of them all). He can only return back by looking at hot ladies.
• He has a mech suit that is his kitchen sink.
• Mere mention of him causes a website or server to crash.
• He has a skill that causes the Internet to crash when he's on the losing side of an argument. Because he never loses. Ever.
• Josh(only as a female)'s Butt can turn into a Train with a giant snow-plow at the front.
• Amaterasu and the TMNT are his pets. And of course, he's a Keyblade Wielder.
• He is protected by the spirit of Joan of Arc and can summon an endless army of French soldiers from the dead.
• Josh invented every meme ever. And every time he makes a joke the world laughs at how funny he is.
• Better yet, Josh!Female's butt shoots trains.
• Female Josh has indestructium claws on her hands, feet, head, tail, and teeth.
• Josh's Nose is a Rocket Launcher and a third ifyouknowwhatimean
• He also was a teacher at Class 3-A of Mahora Middle School for Girls. There, his 31 students fell in love with him and he made them his personal harem and army, giving each girl an OP Pactio card (Which by the way, where created when he banged them all at the same time). He also obtained the Infinity Gauntlet with all the Infinity Gems.
• Josh's torso can turn into a Helicopter Propeller allowing him to fly through the air.
• Josh's left eye has blue fire
• He hates Linkin Park, evil, music that's not punk rock, homework, evil, chores, evildoers, people who like the Star Wars prequels, and Narutofan123
• His Geass has the ability to make people experience the same Nostalgia Critic gif over and over.
• Not just that, it has the ability to summon the Nostalgia Critic himself. Who berates the opponent.
• His personal bodyguards are an Angewomon and a LadyDevimon; he also is good friends with Palutena, Viridi, Din, Nayru, Farore, Arceus, Corderia, Doshin the Giant, Naga and every other Nintendo deity. He also has a long lost cousin, which results to be Spider-Girl.
• Josh is in a secret alliance with the Jedis (and know the Force), has a working TARDIS in his garage,and has Alicorn Terminator Megazord Alligator with lazer eyes and buzz-saw teeth named "Fluffy" that terminates other alicorns.
• "ITS NOT OGRE YET" is his catchphrase. Incorrect grammar makes him edgier.
• He can do Falcon Punches and can turn invisible.
• Also, he has been Heavy Weapons Guy's best friend since childhood and is capable of making sentient talking sandviches that give you super strength.
• He has a sword that is made out of other swords. His sword blade is just a bunch of swords lined up pointing upwards, and his sword hilt is made of 3 smaller swords.
• He has a golden arse and not be able to decide whether he's a doctor or a ninja. He always steals the pudding horde and has a habit of rhyming everything he says. Oh, and his true form has an attack which is inexplicable.
• He is able to shoot spinning lightsabers out of his hands.
• Josh is also the creator of Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, and because he is against television (due to a nightmare he suffered after watching Full House as a kid once) he uses the Available Security Guard Job as a ploy to lure people in for the animatronics to entertain themselves with by killing them. He loves the animatronics like a family and eats pizza every night with them, always putting some onions on top of them for his own extra flavor.
• He also has a pepperoni addiction of some kind.

Now thats a man I can trust with my vote

 

[Rysir]

Im starting to get flash backs to when I wandered away from the Phantasy star universe section of the sega forums.

 

[Zzuxon]

Hey, guys! I just got some highly classified info, from a source I'm keeping secret. This is a recreation of Sakurai's first draft for the smash 4 roster;

Spoiler

 

[Themandme]

Hey, guys! I just got some highly classified info, from a source I'm keeping secret. This is a recreation of Sakurai's first draft for the smash 4 roster;

Spoiler

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I would love this

 

[Rysir]

Time changes have got to be one of the worst things mankind had to set up. My atomic clock has not adjusted itself yet and managed to set the wrong date. Giving me panic attacks.

 

[Chompjil]

Hey, guys! I just got some highly classified info, from a source I'm keeping secret. This is a recreation of Sakurai's first draft for the smash 4 roster;

Spoiler

View attachment 28941

no mimicuties would not buy

 

[Chompjil]

Hey, guys! I just got some highly classified info, from a source I'm keeping secret. This is a recreation of Sakurai's first draft for the smash 4 roster;

Spoiler

View attachment 28941

no mimicuties would not buy

 

[Rysir]

So many christmas commercials already, could almost call in a weather warning with how much company greed raining out of the sky.

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

On the amiibo website there is a silhouette of a Tom Nook amiibo

I know Amiibo's aren't ONLY for smash

But TOM NOOK CONFIRMED

 

[Rysir]

Is for glory still throwing around that 136 year ban or was that resolved?

 

[Deleted member]

Is for glory still throwing around that 136 year ban or was that resolved?

Last I heard it was fixed and people were starting to get unbanned.

 

[Rysir]

Last I heard it was fixed and people were starting to get unbanned.

Ah good, now I can go back to hurting people.

 

[Morbi]

On the amiibo website there is a silhouette of a Tom Nook amiibo

I know Amiibo's aren't ONLY for smash

But TOM NOOK CONFIRMED

Tom Nook has been soft-confirmed for a couple of months. He did not even need a silhouette either.

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

 

[IntelliHeath1]

 

[Deleted member]

These are the best part of waiting for Smash.
I commend you.

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

Even if they just made Tom Nook into an alternate costume of villager it would be awesome

 

[Mythra]

Has anyone made Mii Fighters of Artists/Friends/TV Characters and made them fight just for entretainment?
Yesterday I got tired of getting the Customs and so I made Miis of the NASCAR drivers who fought last day and I put them to fight at Mute City.

 

[Soul.]

Do you have to get custom moves again on the Wii U version? Eh.

 

[mimgrim]

I just use a default guest Mii.

 

[Verde Coeden Scalesworth]

I've made some random Mii's, including one for Mewtwo, before DLC was announced. Looks decently like him. Also is a Mii Gunner in Smash 4, appropriately so.

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

Has anyone made Mii Fighters of Artists/Friends/TV Characters and made them fight just for entretainment?
Yesterday I got tired of getting the Customs and so I made Miis of the NASCAR drivers who fought last day and I put them to fight at Mute City.

Did their fight consist of running around in circles

 

[Rysir]

I just make random Mii's because I have no friends.....who play smash and live near me.

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

I have 3 miis of myself, one of each class

3 miis of nintendo people like sakurai

and 3 random other miss including "Hamburger" "Der Fuhrer", and ...I forgot

 

[KingofPhantoms]

I kind of want to make some Miis based on TF2 characters. A Heavy using a sword would be hilarious.

Which reminds me, I recently read that it's Gabe Newell's birthday today.

 

[Mythra]

I made Miis for the Sailor Senshis, some Nascar Drivers, random ones I picked from QR code scanning, Eario from BitF, Lucas and Hank Hill to bring the ProPain of course

 

[Nintendotard]

Guys, question about the camera in the Wii U. Did GameXplain explain (lol) how good the camera option zooms in and out in the game? I've yet to see their Q&A and I have a 4 page essay due soon + work so I just want a straight forward answer if anyone knows

 

[Croph]

Has anyone made Mii Fighters of Artists/Friends/TV Characters and made them fight just for entretainment?
Yesterday I got tired of getting the Customs and so I made Miis of the NASCAR drivers who fought last day and I put them to fight at Mute City.

Wow, when you said NASCAR, I was immediately reminded of this cartoon:

But seriously, that show was my childhood... probably helped interest me in motorsports too.

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

Wow, when you said NASCAR, I was immediately reminded of this cartoon:

But seriously, that show was my childhood... probably helped interest me in motorsports too.

How do you make a cartoon out of driving in circles

 

[MewtwoMaster2002]

I made three miis of myself, one for each class with default moves. I made one of my roommate my last year of university. I also made a set for a mii I downloaded from my friend's Wii U. I downloaded a Bellsprout and Professor Oak Mii and made sets for them. I recently created a new Mii of myself which is slightly different from my first one. A bit shorter and a bit skinnier. I named him after the nickname certain people would call me, and I probably customized him the most.