eviljoeybonkers
Smash Apprentice
Oh, now I see it.
I actually haven't finished The Matrix yet, to be honest.
I actually haven't finished The Matrix yet, to be honest.
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Even the Nostalgia Critic thinks that sucks. I can tell by looking at this clip of his review of Bridge to Terabithia that it's got a bad reputation.Bridge to Terabithia. Ugh.
If you want to **** up your life more, Go watch BirdemicSpeaking of terrible films.
My God. It all starts...with a story.
The year was like 2012 I think. It was a not-that-dark and honestly-kinda-pleasant evening. Driving down the street, my mom noticed the gas was low. We took a turn toward the gas station, and I went in to pay for gas. My mom told me that they had a little movie stand with movies for five bucks. I figured it's a nifty deal.
I picked up a DVD. The box looked decent; "Journey to Promethia" it read. They told me never to judge a book by its cover, and I listened, though this simple DVD deceived me.
After returning home with the gas and the film, I sat and watched it. What followed was a night I'll never forget. I sat in awe as I watched what was promised to be an epic fantasy-adventure become something that a high schooler would produce to get into film school; more specifically, one that failed the entrance exam. There was some weird...yellowish goblin thing that was supposed to be like Yoda, I think. It looked like that foam finger material, but it was its whole body. The plot made Super Mario Bros. seem inventive. Bad guy takes over kingdom, warrior must save it, yaddayadda. At one point a legion of Amazonian bombshells join the heroes. 2012!Me remembered that well. And then those battle scenes. The "massive" armies on both sides consisted of like six guys each, the deaths were cornier than an Iowan field, and the costume design was...embarrassing. Like seriously, when the villagers got freed at the end it looked like they bought discount Halloween prince and princess costumes to dress them all in.
It was just...surreal. It couldn't be an actual thing could it? No one would put their name to such a thing. But alas, it was real.
So that's my talking piece at home. I currently have it traveling from high school friend to high school friend, allowing us a means to keep in touch. Something tangible when we're away. And when we meet up, all of us, we pass this god forsaken film on to the next guy, and the cycle continues.
Journey to Promethia: a terrible movie that changed my life for the better.
That probably explains why it has 100 more dislikes than likes.Holy ****.
I actually found the trailer to Journey to Promethia on Youtube...it's all coming back.
...I wish it didn't.
Omg yes I love these videosBad movies? My friends and I got a kick out of making fun of this crappy 2012 rip off: "Ghana 2016". A friend of mine actually saw it and it didn't have as much action as the trailer.
One of the reasons I don't go to theaters anymore is because I can't stand the high volume. Sure, it makes no sense, but I ain't kidding.I don't go to theaters often, for obvious reasons, and Bridge to Terabithia looked like a good fantasy-esqe movie. I was mad.
My hearing impairment makes the movies a chore depending on the equipment they have to help. I don't like all the people either though.One of the reasons I don't go to theaters anymore is because I can't stand the high volume. Sure, it makes no sense, but I ain't kidding.
Yeah me neither. Ain't much of a movie guy.I dont really hate any movies, but that's because I dont watch much movies so I got nothing to hate.
What the... no amount of words can describe this, they just can't.Bad movies? My friends and I got a kick out of making fun of this crappy 2012 rip off: "Ghana 2016". A friend of mine actually saw it and it didn't have as much action as the trailer.
Because it has Yor: Hunter from the Future in itHere's the most well-known MST3K, for good reason.
There are so many things wrong with this statement that I am unable to respond with a sarcastic remark.Movies? Eh. Don't really care. They're only noteworthy because of their review score.
He must not see alot of movies thenThere are so many things wrong with this statement that I am unable to respond with a sarcastic remark.
I watch the score so much that I don't bother reading how good the story is, or how developed the characters are.There are so many things wrong with this statement that I am unable to respond with a sarcastic remark.
Tomorrow. Dear God please.And I can't remember the last time I shaved.
So You ****ed yourself is what you are saying, got itI watch the score so much that I don't bother reading how good the story is, or how developed the characters are.
Do you always swear?So You ****ed yourself is what you are saying, got it
Dunno what does that have to do.Do you always swear?
Hmm? Chorus fruit?I'm feeling really lonely tonight
Also if anyone plays minecraft I take full credit for Chorus fruit
They totally took it from my ender corn idea
Im 21, momDo you always swear?
Maybe it does express angerDunno what does that have to do.
It's the plant the grows in the endHmm? Chorus fruit?
this thread is full of moms it seemsIm 21, mom
I got a shiny Arceus.idk why Im still wonder trading, I should of stopped after I got my Snivy and Mienfoo
And none of the children have Galeforce.this thread is full of moms it seems
Not me, I'm not mature enough to be a Momthis thread is full of moms it seems