Welcome to Super Generic RPG Fantasy Quest, here in this MMORPG you *blablabla* so we hope you can help other players with *blablabla*, anyway, let's start!
Are you a boy or a girl?
-->Boy *shows pic of a guy in a generic heavy armor*
Girl *shows pic of girl in bikini armor and helmet*
So you're a boy?
No
-->Yes
Good, now tell us your name:
Nintendo-Spider151
-->OK
Is Nintendo-Spider-151 correct?
No
-->Yes
Excellent, now select your class:
-Saber: Warriors of the sword, the class of knights
-Lancer: Speed and agility comes for those melee fighters
-Archer: The class for the insanely overpowered those who prefer to fight at distance
-Rider: Tame and breed beasts for glorious results
-->-Caster: Fight by using hexes and potions
-Assassin: Sneak on the shadows to surprise your enemies
-Berserker: Enjoy your raw strength, but expect some limitations
-Avenger: Warriors of darkness, requires lots of patience
-Shielder: Have high defenses at the cost of strength
-Saver: Have godly powers, but with a bad luck
-Ruler: Build a domain and make people do what you want
-Beast: The class of demons, destroy everything!
-Temptress: For you cheaters, take advantage of as much players as you can... don't act innocent, we know you do it
-Alter Ego: Become anything as a changeling! You can fool friends and enemies alike
-Gunner: Good luck at distance, terrible at direct combat
So you choose Caster?
-->Yes
No
Very well, remember that at certain points of the game, you'll be asked if you want to change class, but the decision is up to you.
Now that we got everything, let's start your adventure!
... I don't even know anything about MMOs, God, why I wrote this? I even had to ripoff the classes from Fate.