Proverbs
Smash Lord
Last night my brother slept over at my dorm again. Before he went to sleep I told him about the sleeptalking he did last time he was over and he got a real kick out of it and was laughing for a good while.
Later on he fell asleep and while I was practicing a few things in Melee and all of a sudden he wakes up (again). He asks me in a slightly groggy voice "Where's the other roommate?" Now, there are only myself and Chad who are actual roommates here and he's just spending the night, so I'm a little confused.
"Do you mean Chad?"
"No, the other one."
I look over at Chad and we both try to hold in our laughter. "Ryan?" (My name)
"No, the other one."
We both try to keep from laughing. I suggest someone else who had stayed over a few times and was recently a roommate of both mine and Chad's over a church retreat. "Renaldy?"
"No."
"Frankie?" (My brother's name).
"It's not that ridiculous, Ryan." At this point he's speaking pretty intelligibly considering the circumstances.
Chad and I both look at each other and are still trying to keep from laughing. I try to explain to him that there isn't another roommate, and he sort of lets the matter go.
I head into the bathroom to get some water, and when I come out he says, "I wasn't out of it when I said that, by the way."
Now, I normally try to avoid confrontation with my brother when he's sleeptalking, because he'll actually argue with you, but I had to just say it this time.
"Frankie, there are only two roommates here, me and Chad. Aside from that there's you who's spending the night and isn't even a roommate."
"Well...close enough..." he mutters and falls back to sleep.
Chad and I laughed at that one for a good while.
Edit: w00t, 1000 posts.
Edit #2: Wow, another experience literally a minute ago.
My roommate, Chad, was sleeping, and all of a sudden he wakes up and asks "What what what?" appearing very confused. I look over at him, mildly amused, and ask "What?" trying to figure out what he's worrying about (and also trying to keep the sleeptalking going).
He asks "What just happened?" At this point he's looking at me with his eyes wide open and had been shifting his head around a little, so I'm not sure if he actually woke up or not. So, I ask.
"Are you actually awake?"
He moves his head around a little and responds, "Yeah" but mumbles near the end, which suggests that he isn't.
But I answer his last question anyway, "You just woke up and starting asking me 'What?' all of a sudden." Hoping he'd have woken up and would regain his senses, laugh, and go back to sleep, I'm surprised when he just turns over to his other side and mumbles "Why do you never answer anything?" and goes back to sleep.
Later on he fell asleep and while I was practicing a few things in Melee and all of a sudden he wakes up (again). He asks me in a slightly groggy voice "Where's the other roommate?" Now, there are only myself and Chad who are actual roommates here and he's just spending the night, so I'm a little confused.
"Do you mean Chad?"
"No, the other one."
I look over at Chad and we both try to hold in our laughter. "Ryan?" (My name)
"No, the other one."
We both try to keep from laughing. I suggest someone else who had stayed over a few times and was recently a roommate of both mine and Chad's over a church retreat. "Renaldy?"
"No."
"Frankie?" (My brother's name).
"It's not that ridiculous, Ryan." At this point he's speaking pretty intelligibly considering the circumstances.
Chad and I both look at each other and are still trying to keep from laughing. I try to explain to him that there isn't another roommate, and he sort of lets the matter go.
I head into the bathroom to get some water, and when I come out he says, "I wasn't out of it when I said that, by the way."
Now, I normally try to avoid confrontation with my brother when he's sleeptalking, because he'll actually argue with you, but I had to just say it this time.
"Frankie, there are only two roommates here, me and Chad. Aside from that there's you who's spending the night and isn't even a roommate."
"Well...close enough..." he mutters and falls back to sleep.
Chad and I laughed at that one for a good while.
Edit: w00t, 1000 posts.
Edit #2: Wow, another experience literally a minute ago.
My roommate, Chad, was sleeping, and all of a sudden he wakes up and asks "What what what?" appearing very confused. I look over at him, mildly amused, and ask "What?" trying to figure out what he's worrying about (and also trying to keep the sleeptalking going).
He asks "What just happened?" At this point he's looking at me with his eyes wide open and had been shifting his head around a little, so I'm not sure if he actually woke up or not. So, I ask.
"Are you actually awake?"
He moves his head around a little and responds, "Yeah" but mumbles near the end, which suggests that he isn't.
But I answer his last question anyway, "You just woke up and starting asking me 'What?' all of a sudden." Hoping he'd have woken up and would regain his senses, laugh, and go back to sleep, I'm surprised when he just turns over to his other side and mumbles "Why do you never answer anything?" and goes back to sleep.
