Shibbypod
BIM
Hello again, Michigan. For everyone who doesn't know what the Shibbypod Awards are, you are in for a treat. The S.A.s are a chance for everyone to relax, kick back and have a good laugh at other Michigan players expenses. Some could be optimistic and call it constructive criticism, others not so much. The point is, I always have fun making fun of people, and this is just the best opportunity to do so!
So as it has been in the past, I choose 10 players with a Michigan residents, and criticize them to no limit just for fun. The order goes from 10th place to 1st place, 1st being the biggest criticism. (In my words, the worst player in Michigan... even though it has no relation to actual skill)
So here we go!!! Lets get down to it!
10. As Money. It's been a while since I put anyone from midland on the list, because obviously I may be a little bit bias... But lets talk about the recent Drunk vs Sober crew battle for a minute. How do you get scheduled to work on a day that was planned months and months ago?? HOLY CRAP!! Plus you play Marth so you automatically deserve a spot on the list. Because Marth is one of the 17 characters that I suck against.
9. Ito. I almost didn't put ya here buddy, and I wasn't going to, but when I walked into your place last night I almost suffocated on the density of the weed cloud! Thats not the only thing though... I'm pretty sure that someone at your house stole some of my beer which was pretty disapointing. Other than that it was good, but beer is a pretty big deal to me...
8. Hochi
7. Acro. Reason being, who else gets so out of controll at a friendly game of wario ware that you just about break ***** foot by throwing the wii remote at the floor hitting his foot, and then shortly after punching a hole in the wall... and it wasn't HIS wall, it was in ***** apartment. So, there ya go...
6. Thaxeptional1. See, I was going to put you at the number 1 spot on the awards this time, but I figured that would be too much credit for being the biggest D Bag on the forums. So, to take credit AWAY from you, I had to drop you out of the top 5 cause honestly no one cares about you what so ever.
5. Bigy. Seriously, are you PROUD of yourself for taking 11 stock off a crew of all drunk people? Good job sir but.... Next time it won't be the same! We'll actually have dope play Falco and he wont SUCK so bad. Also I gotta put you on here cause the wall kick knee you pulled on me made me look like a total ***. Thanks biggs! You just wait. I play in the U.P. now so I'm getting SUPER GOOD........
4. Anther. I gotta put you on here because its like... Anther is a random dude with a combo video. And not to mention... I'll always be sour about you beating me in that friendly before UMB6 or whatever it was... ***. I shoulda won that but I was distracted. The furnature was just so comfortable... johns....
3. Tae. DUDE you shoulda listened to me when I told you that you arn't going to get a new gamecube controller! They don't make them any more! Don't listen to Shibbypod, the drunk *** white kid, I know how it is. Oh by the way you and me make a realllllly ****ttty *** team. I think we played on a team some times... I can't really remember..
2. Dope. What I don't understand is how someone can be crowned the best player in the Midwest, then come to some friendly crew battle and suck SO BAD, that they can only take one stock and get ***** pwned by someone else who made the Shibbypod Awards. If you ask me, thats pretty piss poor. Dope, what happened? I was counting on you to take like 13!!! Oh well at least you didn't spend the whole night throwing up.
1. Bowyer. Of course Bowyer was going to make the list... I've only been talking about it for a couple months!! But I think last night took the cake... I mean, its hard to argue. The crew battle performance was less than stellar, and shortly after that, this is where you spent most the rest of the night.
Well, at least you took more than 1 stock in the crew battle! Even if you did get 4 stocked by all that beer.
Thats it guys. thanks for reading.
thax sux
So as it has been in the past, I choose 10 players with a Michigan residents, and criticize them to no limit just for fun. The order goes from 10th place to 1st place, 1st being the biggest criticism. (In my words, the worst player in Michigan... even though it has no relation to actual skill)
So here we go!!! Lets get down to it!
10. As Money. It's been a while since I put anyone from midland on the list, because obviously I may be a little bit bias... But lets talk about the recent Drunk vs Sober crew battle for a minute. How do you get scheduled to work on a day that was planned months and months ago?? HOLY CRAP!! Plus you play Marth so you automatically deserve a spot on the list. Because Marth is one of the 17 characters that I suck against.
9. Ito. I almost didn't put ya here buddy, and I wasn't going to, but when I walked into your place last night I almost suffocated on the density of the weed cloud! Thats not the only thing though... I'm pretty sure that someone at your house stole some of my beer which was pretty disapointing. Other than that it was good, but beer is a pretty big deal to me...
8. Hochi
7. Acro. Reason being, who else gets so out of controll at a friendly game of wario ware that you just about break ***** foot by throwing the wii remote at the floor hitting his foot, and then shortly after punching a hole in the wall... and it wasn't HIS wall, it was in ***** apartment. So, there ya go...
6. Thaxeptional1. See, I was going to put you at the number 1 spot on the awards this time, but I figured that would be too much credit for being the biggest D Bag on the forums. So, to take credit AWAY from you, I had to drop you out of the top 5 cause honestly no one cares about you what so ever.
5. Bigy. Seriously, are you PROUD of yourself for taking 11 stock off a crew of all drunk people? Good job sir but.... Next time it won't be the same! We'll actually have dope play Falco and he wont SUCK so bad. Also I gotta put you on here cause the wall kick knee you pulled on me made me look like a total ***. Thanks biggs! You just wait. I play in the U.P. now so I'm getting SUPER GOOD........
4. Anther. I gotta put you on here because its like... Anther is a random dude with a combo video. And not to mention... I'll always be sour about you beating me in that friendly before UMB6 or whatever it was... ***. I shoulda won that but I was distracted. The furnature was just so comfortable... johns....
3. Tae. DUDE you shoulda listened to me when I told you that you arn't going to get a new gamecube controller! They don't make them any more! Don't listen to Shibbypod, the drunk *** white kid, I know how it is. Oh by the way you and me make a realllllly ****ttty *** team. I think we played on a team some times... I can't really remember..
2. Dope. What I don't understand is how someone can be crowned the best player in the Midwest, then come to some friendly crew battle and suck SO BAD, that they can only take one stock and get ***** pwned by someone else who made the Shibbypod Awards. If you ask me, thats pretty piss poor. Dope, what happened? I was counting on you to take like 13!!! Oh well at least you didn't spend the whole night throwing up.
1. Bowyer. Of course Bowyer was going to make the list... I've only been talking about it for a couple months!! But I think last night took the cake... I mean, its hard to argue. The crew battle performance was less than stellar, and shortly after that, this is where you spent most the rest of the night.
Well, at least you took more than 1 stock in the crew battle! Even if you did get 4 stocked by all that beer.
Thats it guys. thanks for reading.
thax sux
