sex with samus

[werty14]

her assy *** oh sex suck her puusy nipples let me rub her nice sexy assssssssssssssssssssssssssssss lets bathe sex toch panty and bra sexy samus sperm ahhhh shake your *** sexy samus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Freedoves]

Hi, dad.

(10 char.)

 

[Itchi]

o_0 This topic should be locked/deleted.

 

[Pomfrod]

If this gets the word "nipples" filtered and I don't get to discuss Captain Falcon's wonderful, brass-studded pectorals, I'll never forgive you.

And good luck with your aspirations concerning Samus. Your gonna catch the MetrAIDS.

 

[Darkfur]

And good luck with your aspirations concerning Samus. Your gonna catch the MetrAIDS.

XD THAT is Sig Material there.

 

[Cojiro]

If this gets the word "nipples" filtered and I don't get to discuss Captain Falcon's wonderful, brass-studded pectorals, I'll never forgive you.

Oh dear lord that's funny, I agree completely .

I hope he keeps the chest augmentations for Brawl too.

@Topic Creator, think those things, don't write them down. It's incriminating.

 

[Joka]

Uh......ummm....

 

[Eternal phoenix Fire]

ZOMG lol smex XD I c wat u did thar!!11


Someone get this guy a playboy and a jar of honey so he can shut up.

Man,this site is getting a major fluud.

 

[Darkfur]

*covers the poor Smash Child's eyes and leads it out of the topic.* Just push it all into the back of your mind and forget it. You won't have to worry about it till your older and your Psychiatrist puts you in some sort of trance to figure out what's wrong with you. It'll all be find, Joka. ^_^

 

[SkyeYuki]

This is easily the greatest and most informative topic I have ever seen in anything on the internets.


Congratulations, good sir. I commend thee, and give you this medal.


And by medal I mean AIDS and a broken limb.

 

[NES n00b]

OMG spam topics. You know you cannot make spam on these boards. >=[

(Using this phrase to hide spam)

Maybe some kind of Wii minigame can come from the "greatest and most informative topic... ever seen on the internets." Lol

 

[Blazer]

If this gets the word "nipples" filtered and I don't get to discuss Captain Falcon's wonderful, brass-studded pectorals, I'll never forgive you.

And good luck with your aspirations concerning Samus. Your gonna catch the MetrAIDS.

This is the funniest thing I've seen on this board...Ever.

 

[SkyeYuki]

I officially declare this thread to be about Captain Falcon's "wonderful, brass-studded pectorals" as Pomfrod once said.


I think they're weapons of mass destruction. In fact, they're the source of his immense galaxy-destroying power as seen in his famous video(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFtw7qW7Vcw).

 

[Darkfur]

XD Skye, that is made of more XD than I can fathom.

Indeed, with powers like that his pectorals DESERVE respect and their own topic!

 

[Cojiro]

I officially declare this thread to be about Captain Falcon's "wonderful, brass-studded pectorals" as Pomfrod once said.

I think they're weapons of mass destruction. In fact, they're the source of his immense galaxy-destroying power as seen in his famous video(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFtw7qW7Vcw).

If that isn't Captain Falcon's "Smash Move", I don't know what's going on in Sakurai's mind. (Assuming it is what I think it is, the Captain destroying the world.)

 

[SkyeYuki]

Actually, his smash move could just be a giant Kamehameha-esque energy beam of godly death that rains down destruction upon the pour denizens of whatever planet they're currently brawling on. Of course, this giant death ray would be shot from his Nipples of God.

 

[Cojiro]

Actually, his smash move could just be a giant Kamehameha-esque energy beam of godly death that rains down destruction upon the pour denizens of whatever planet they're currently brawling on. Of course, this giant death ray would be shot from his Nipples of God.

Hmm, that has promise too. I've always thought that when he grabs some-one and attacks he should just have them headbutt his nipples, smothered by the immense sexual power the Captain commands.

Seeing Zero Suit Samus subjected to this would possibly be too funny for the world to handle. Or Ness.

 

[Darkfur]

XD Oh God. Poor Ness.

Then again noone should be subjected to such Danger!

 

[SkyeYuki]

His new grab should be him holding the opponent in front of him, forcing them to stare at his Nipples of the Future. After 5 seconds, they explode and Captain Falcon's Nipples of Perpetual Indulgence come up as the winner on the victory screen.

 

[dynamic_entry]

capt falcon: show me your moves!
samus: ........
*capt falcon runs up to samus, performs ^B. after a few short seconds, there is a small detonation from his pelvic region.
capt falcon: YES!

................sexual innuendo?

and b4 you say it... in your endo! ahaha