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San Pablo Smash on Monday Nov. 10th!!!

NeighborhoodP

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shroomed got it right

watermelon is INCREDIBLE. i fully endorse that stereotype. especially now that seedless watermelon is the standard.

i just bought some strawberries and blueberries today. i don't like blueberries, but they're SO ****ING GOOD FOR YOU that i'm going to learn to like them. and strawberries are incredible -- just expensive as ****.

blueberries were $4 for a little pack. four dollars! strawberries were $2 a pound. still outrageous, but eh.

some fruit salad is coming =)
 

HyugaRicdeau

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Back in the day in Poland what my Dad and his friends would do on special occasions was get a watermelon, cut a hole in it, and fill it with vodka. Then you eat the watermelon and you get drunk from it.
 

NeighborhoodP

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i love how watermelon is 92% water. it makes it so easy to eat. so healthy. like, you feel so good about yourself as / after you're eating fruits. my body feels like it's floating or something. ****ing ****.
 

Rosedemon

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Back in the day in Poland what my Dad and his friends would do on special occasions was get a watermelon, cut a hole in it, and fill it with vodka. Then you eat the watermelon and you get drunk from it.
Yeah, thats what most black people do at family reunions.

I was pissed when they did it at mine. None of the kids could eat that one.
 

bahamutz69

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finally, bay smashers.
theres litterally no smash scene in oakland, pm me with wherever this is taking pplace?
 

The___cheese

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Monday- Friday like 8-4 at contra costa college.

We smash on weekends besides Friday sometimes, not usually though.

Edit: Finally? Most of us have existed for hella long, it's just the norcal smash scene is to the point where we really needed to make this thread.
 

choknater

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wow lmao

purple drank kool aid fried chicken etc
i got confused one time when P said fried chicken is "alright" etc
 

Lovage 805

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but really i have no idea why that stereotype is pinned on black people
no one doesnt love fried chicken and water melon, god **** my mouth is watering im gonna eat a klondike bar
 

NeighborhoodP

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fried chicken 6/10
skinless boneless chicken breasts 10/10

lovage, pretty sure it's the stereotype because fried chicken and watermelon are very cheap. black people are poor, so we eat them in greater proportion to other meals because it's easy and convenient. fried chicken takes like no time to make, perfect for the mom coming home after working two jobs. toss in some mashed potatoes and kool aid, and voila.
 

Grunt

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At Sonic, the most common people who order grilled chicken are elderly people and black people.
White Fat-***** order all the fried chicken.
Take THAT stereotypes!
 

The___cheese

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I personally think watermelon is silly cheap for the amount of it you get.

Have you ever bought a watermelon and been the only one to eat it?

It's days and days and having something that tastes amazing in your house.

This can also help you diet since food that is good for you doesn't usually taste all that good, but eating watermelon with it makes it work.
 

Rosedemon

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fried chicken 6/10
skinless boneless chicken breasts 10/10

lovage, pretty sure it's the stereotype because fried chicken and watermelon are very cheap. black people are poor, so we eat them in greater proportion to other meals because it's easy and convenient. fried chicken takes like no time to make, perfect for the mom coming home after working two jobs. toss in some mashed potatoes and kool aid, and voila.
Im not poor.

Watermelon isnt always cheap.

Fried chicken became a staple amongst black families because fried chicken was extracted from Scottish tradition (from Scottish slave masters). As slaves, black people added spices to "zaz" up the flavor of the chicken. Since slavery was very popular in America's south, it of course became a very "black"dish and at once took on the name of "Southern Fried Chicken."

Same thing could be said about watermelons, but one thing should be noted by them, they "originated" in Africa, and were considered an abundant delicacy.
 

Havokbringer

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well ****, now i feel at home.
i started playing my competatively like a year and a half ago, thats probably why i was unaware.
my bad.

this is my new favorite thread now.
Yay we have everything you need at the San Pablo Smash House.

Just let us know when you wanna come on down and we will get everybody together.
 
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