Sakurai has a friggin' hilarious sense of humor

[Dylan_Tnga]

Like a meteor storm, these panels come flying from the back of the scene to the front. Um, what am I supposed to call these things, anyway

"Only I have the brains to rule Lylat!"

Uh...OK. He said it, not me...

To me this was the funniest text so far in an update...

You can post your own favorite update quotes of sakurai being a goof if you want, id love to see your favorites!

 

[shadenexus18]

To me this was the funniest text so far in an update...

You can post your own favorite update quotes of sakurai being a goof if you want, id love to see your favorites!

Nice to see that you're back bro!!

And to be honest, I don't think Sakurai can get any funnier! He's stepped up his game in this department!ROFL!

 

[bluebomber22]

seriously when i read that, i heard Andross say that from SF64, i was laughing so hard!

 

[Croco]

ONLY I HAVE THE BRAINS TO RULE LYLAT

 

[Dylan_Tnga]

3 cheers for Sakurai!!!! This man is all about the fans. Ive never seen a game developer put so much heart and soul out to his fans, 2 updates in 1, trying to make us part of the development along side of him.

Sakurai is the best, or as I like to call him...

Sakuraiiiiiiiii!!!

 

[bluebomber22]

ONLY I HAVE THE BRAINS TO RULE LYLAT

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH

thanx, i needed that ahahahahaah

 

[Dylan_Tnga]

It made me LOL aswell. I never beat starfox 64 so I never heard that before, now I get the reference

 

[shadenexus18]

It made me LOL aswell. I never beat starfox 64 so I never heard that before, now I get the reference

You uh.....didn't? Well when it becomes downloadable for the Wii, should play and beat StarFox 64. Try try again bro.

Andross "I've been waiting for you Star Fox!!!!"

Andross "You know I am the only one to control the galaxy!!"

Andross "It's foolish to come against me!

Andross "You'll die.....just like your father!!

 

[OnyxVulpine]

ONLY I HAVE THE BRAINS TO RULE LYLAT

Wow that card is pretty good, haven't played Magic in a long time.

It made me LOL aswell. I never beat starfox 64 so I never heard that before, now I get the reference

Mmm me neither.. I never see why Dylan is so bad, maybe I should get to know you to see how bad you are

None of what he says is really that funny to me, silly yes, but doesn't make me laugh.

-Onyx

 

[Dylan_Tnga]

Mmm me neither.. I never see why Dylan is so bad, maybe I should get to know you to see how bad you are

LOL hide your daughters, hide your daughters. Dylan_Tnga is in town.

You uh.....didn't? Well when it becomes downloadable for the Wii, should play and beat StarFox 64. Try try again bro.

Hey im no starfox n00b I just never got a copy of sf64

Ive beaten starfox for snes countless times, I got it the year it came out.

 

[FoxxehRoxxeh]

You uh.....didn't? Well when it becomes downloadable for the Wii, should play and beat StarFox 64. Try try again bro.

Andross "I've been waiting for you Star Fox!!!!"

Fox: I know...

Andross "You know I am the only one to control the galaxy!!"

Fox: That's why I'm stopping you...

Andross "It's foolish to come against me!

Fox: I'm coming anyways.

Andross "You'll die.....just like your father!!

Fox: Oh, Oh, You are So ****ing dead!!!

Hope you like my little add on with Fox replying to him.

 

[Dylan_Tnga]

Hey 4chan :

(cant post image, but it was super sayin 3 goku saying he couldnt deny the awesomeness of andross)

This one rules. But could you try being a little less gay for me? I cant believe you have 4 threads open about me on your site, STILL.

Do you people not have any lives? You made up 90 percent of what you posted on your stupid fairy tale website

Heres a little hint : making things up about someone and slandering them doesnt change who they are.

Yes, I hate scrubs. No, I don't use items. That doesn't mean Im not a smash fan to the fullest, and that I dont want every smasher out there to enjoy the sequel.

I was a ****ing prick 7 months ago. Can you realize that in the space of more than half a year I might have changed my opinions slightly?

http://www.sirlin.net/Features/feature_PlayToWinPart1.htm

Read this. Maybe you'll get educated, who knows.

 

[shadenexus18]

LOL hide your daughters, hide your daughters. Dylan_Tnga is in town.



Hey im no starfox n00b I just never got a copy of sf64

Ive beaten starfox for snes countless times, I got it the year it came out.

Just relax, I didn't say you were. I was just giving you a bit of encouragement is all. It's cool, and it'd be in your best interest to play StarFox 64. I can't stress this enough. This is the best game in the Star Fox series, and that my brother is fact.

 

[Dylan_Tnga]

Just relax, I didn't say you were. I was just giving you a bit of encouragement is all. It's cool, and it'd be in your best interest to play StarFox 64. I can't stress this enough. This is the best game in the Star Fox series, and that my brother is fact.

*goes on quest to find starfox 64 cartridge for his n64*

Ah ill just download it for Pj64k

 

[Stuhddabahkz]

Sakurai, funny? The guy's corny, if anything. That SF64 line was funny, I actually laughed at that. The rest of the shiht he says seems like he's trying too hard to be funny, and it's not paying off. But whatever, your senses of humor > mine. I only laugh at other people's expense. Lol. Whatever.

And yeah Dylan, you'll probably be all like "Who the **** are you?" when you read this but I've seen some of your older posts, you seem like you've calmed down since then... a lot. Must not wanna get banned again. =P BTW, I saw you gettin' yo' **** smash'd by SuPeRbOoM in some SSB64 on YouTube, lol. His Ness is too good. And your a dedicated Falcon player, didn't switch once while he used every character in the game... and some from Melee. o.O

 

[shadenexus18]

Sakurai, funny? The guy's corny, if anything. That SF64 line was funny, I actually laughed at that. The rest of the shiht he says seems like he's trying too hard to be funny, and it's not paying off. But whatever, your senses of humor > mine. I only laugh at other people's dispense. Lol. Whatever.

And yeah Dylan, you'll probably be all like "Who the **** are you?" when you read this but I've seen some of your older posts, you seem like you've calmed down since then... a lot. Must not wanna get banned again. =P BTW, I saw you gettin' yo' **** smash'd by SuPeRbOoM in some SSB64 on YouTube, lol. His Ness is too good. And your a dedicated Falcon player, didn't switch once while he used every character in the game... and some from Melee. o.O

Read Dylan's location and all will become crystal clear.....

But seriously bro, Sakurai's sense of humor and witty puns, day by day, has become better with every sunrise. C'mon, see the hidden humor, within hidden humor.

^^I'm.....going to let that marinate in your cerebellum for awhile!

 

[Dylan_Tnga]

Sakurai, funny? The guy's corny, if anything. That SF64 line was funny, I actually laughed at that. The rest of the shiht he says seems like he's trying too hard to be funny, and it's not paying off. But whatever, your senses of humor > mine. I only laugh at other people's dispense. Lol. Whatever.

And yeah Dylan, you'll probably be all like "Who the **** are you?" when you read this but I've seen some of your older posts, you seem like you've calmed down since then... a lot. Must not wanna get banned again. =P BTW, I saw you gettin' yo' **** smash'd by SuPeRbOoM in some SSB64 on YouTube, lol. His Ness is too good. And your a dedicated Falcon player, didn't switch once while he used every character in the game... and some from Melee. o.O

Yup, I only play falcon in ssb64, because hes the only one I can hope to take a stock off boom with, aside from maybe pika and kirby but I feel like a whor using broken characters like that, any stock I would take off boom with them would be some lame gimp kill or a pika backthrow or something.

In melee I play everyone, actually. I have videos of me playing sheik, falco, falcon, and fox.

Fox/falcon are my mains right now, and im working on my marth.

Depends by what you mean by older posts. Everything I posted after the month I signed up was way toned down, I was only a jerk for little while.

I didnt get banned, or get a single infraction in february though. Every ban Ive receieved has been unjust, especially my last one, where I had 4 points for using the word scrub. Which is NOT agains the rules.

No swearing, even via pictures.

Theres the picture I was talking about.

But seriously bro, Sakurai's sense of humor, day by day, has become better with every sunrise. C'mon, see the hidden jokes, within hidden jokes.

True say man, cant wait to see the next update!

 

[Crystallion]

I think Sakurai's humor is kind of cute ^^

On the Bowser character screen:
(Giga Bowser) - > "What, you think just because he’s huge, you can needle him with lots of little attacks and keep him off balance? Heh heh... Yeah, you keep thinking that"

Gooey Bomb:
"When you hit someone with it...It sticks to them! Get... GET IT OFF! Then it explodes! Oh, the horror!" (the funny thing is the last part)

Franklin Badge:
"Q: Why does it say MOTHER on this item?
A: Is there anything WRONG with having an item that says that?"

I don't know, I like the first two because there's such a mocking tone in it. The last one, well yeah, stupid questions require stupid answers xD I laugh at everything, so bear with me

 

[Dylan_Tnga]

I think Sakurai's humor is kind of cute ^^

On the Bowser character screen:
(Giga Bowser) - > "What, you think just because he’s huge, you can needle him with lots of little attacks and keep him off balance? Heh heh... Yeah, you keep thinking that"

Gooey Bomb:
"When you hit someone with it...It sticks to them! Get... GET IT OFF! Then it explodes! Oh, the horror!" (the funny thing is the last part)

Franklin Badge:
"Q: Why does it say MOTHER on this item?
A: Is there anything WRONG with having an item that says that?"

I don't know, I like the first two because there's such a mocking tone in it. The last one, well yeah, stupid questions require stupid answers xD I laugh at everything, so bear with me

Yeah, those are all amazing quotes. Glad to see someone finally participating.. jeez I even throw my own threads off topic >.>

The gigabowser one is my favorite of the ones you listed

 

[Crystallion]

Oh and about the picture you posted, Dylan_Tnga:

WIN!!!!

That's all I'm gonna say...xD That and the fact that I was rolling around laughing my effing *** of when I read the "Om nom nom nom" Genius!

 

[Dylan_Tnga]

Oh and about the picture you posted, Dylan_Tnga:

WIN!!!!

That's all I'm gonna say...xD That and the fact that I was rolling around laughing my effing *** of when I read the "Om nom nom nom" Genius!

Haha thanks but I didnt make it, my fan club did. If you could call em that. They mostly hate me

It made me crack up too, but not as much as this :

And what happened then...?
Well...in Smashboards they say
That Dylan's small heart grew three sizes that day!
And the minute his heart didn't feel quite so tight, he whizzed with his load through the bright morning light (he came)
And he brought back the items! And the items for the fight!
And he...he himself...
Dylan_Tnga turned on the assist trophies.

Someone came up with this Dylan_tnga grinch parody like 5 mins after I posted about how I love the new assist trophy.

Wacky group of people, 4chan.

 

[nuro]

Am I getting this joke right? Whats so funny about it?

Is it because you don't need brains to rule over something which makes him contradict himself? Not funny.

 

[Dylan_Tnga]

Am I getting this joke right? Whats so funny about it?

Is it because you don't need brains to rule over something which makes him contradict himself? Not funny.

Its not much of a joke, its more just sakurai being goofy and playing with our nostalgia.

I didnt find the last part funny so much as this quote :

Like a meteor storm, these panels come flying from the back of the scene to the front. Um, what am I supposed to call these things, anyway?

I dunno, I just like the goofy way he writes about the game, full of fun and life. Sakurai is a great man, he truly understands that gaming is about the fans.

He isnt be paid to make a website, hes being paid to make the game. This website isnt going to change sales...

this website exists soley for us, the fans, and Ive NEVER seen the development of a HUGE release like this shared daily with the public.

Plz keep posting your favorite sakurai funny quotes!

 

[keko_keko]

I still liked the one from Mario: Final Smash.

"He got a Smash Ball! Mario is standing by!
Ready?
Bam! Bam! BambambambamBAM!"

ehehe

 

[Empy]

I love the ones in the Banana Peel item update:

Oh... She threw it.
You’re gonna slip! Trust me, you’re GONNA slip!

*Kirby slips*

See?! You slipped!
Slipping and falling on your backside... Ouch!

That was really amazing.

 

[chaos_Leader]

Japanese people are always funnier than Americans. (just look at their T.V. shows) but its always in a goofy, quirky almost childlike way. The Dojo website is a good example; look ant any American developer's website, they give you the facts, the pictures, and thats that. This guy is spoiling us with information, daily, (I hope other game developers are taking notes) and the icing on the cake: goofy quirky Japanese humor

 

[Maikeru17]

Hee ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya!

This guy needs to calm down.

Definitely my favorite.
Tonights was pretty funny, too.

 

[MookieRah]

XD, that's probably the funniest of the 4chan antics so far.

Sakurai's humor kinda reminds me of my dad's silly jokes. Sometimes they are funny, but they are always so incredibly corny it's beyond belief.

 

[Darkurai]

Where’s my hog?!

The thing is that Sakurai actually said "hog".

Is he using the Triforce to slash enemies? Or is it the Triforce doing the slashing?

You don’t have time to ponder such questions, as Link has just grabbed a Smash Ball.

And then comes the finishing strike! SKRAAAAH!

And...DUM DOO DUM DUMMM!

Our model was Meta Knight.

This was one of those "No ****." moments.

Oh, and this is all included in the same Game Disc, so rest easy.

Hmm, it sure is dark.

You’re climbing up, but the water keeps flowing
down, down, down.

Be safe and sane when playing with fireworks.

Yeah, right.

I wonder if this joke is understood around the world. Ah, well.

Come on, now! Where are you sticking that thing?

 

[etrain911]

Sakuri said this about peach
"this is no yime to get kidnapped"
I don't know why butthat always makes me lol.

 

[IllidR]

XD, that's probably the funniest of the 4chan antics so far.

Sakurai's humor kinda reminds me of my dad's silly jokes. Sometimes they are funny, but they are always so incredibly corny it's beyond belief.

Hahaha, that's a great picture. But ya the jokes aren't really like my Dad's but more like my former Math Teacher's.. come to think about it most of my past math teachers.

 

[Legolastom]

Yhea that one with Link and the Smash ball always cracks me up XD... twice the updates as normal brands!

 

[RyuDragonKing]

Fox: I won't let Andross have his way with me!

 

[Pit 42]

Fox: I won't let Andross have his way with me!

lol Ya I laughed at that part, too. When I played through it again, my sister came in the room and heard him say that and I said, "Andross is gonna try to **** Fox."

 

[ness4life]

lol Ya I laughed at that part, too. When I played through it again, my sister came in the room and heard him say that and I said, "Andross is gonna try to **** Fox."

...*crickets chirping*...

 

[Puffs]

At least Andross isn't shooting Krozoa Spirits at you :\

 

[Mic_128]

This topic reminds me of this one minus the lack of direct quotes followed by "lol"s or "AHAHAHA"s.