Rock. Paper. Banana!

[Grizzlpaw]

R-r-r- RESET!

I list...
This puppy!

Tremble with fear...

 

[Mari]

Animal control catches puppy.

 

[Shorts]

PETA calls out animal control and takes them to court

 

[Muhti]

Tanooki Mario fans cry in rage at PETA

 

[VictoryIsMudkipz]

Tanooki Mario fans play Super Mario Sunshine for the first time, and get this......NO TANOOKI SUIT!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[nyokor]

lets go
http://www.centplay.com/affiliate/id_589/

 

[The Fail Tracer]

DAT AD

Super Mario Galaxy 2 beats Super Mario Sunshine.

 

[Muhti]

Luigis Mansion pwns Super Mario Galaxy 2. :3

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Yeah, actually I'd have to agree with you there.

But, then again, this game has to go on, so...

Metroid Prime beats Luigi's Mansion by a smidgen. (If smidgen means a tiny bit)

 

[VictoryIsMudkipz]

But Metroid Prime, gets pummeled by Super Smash Bros. Melee

 

[smashfan666]

melee (and smash bros. in general) gets cloned the f**k out of by other developers, and quite possibly made better with the increased variety.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Persona 4 Arena beats them both.

And Yosuke Hanamura, from said P4A, tears down that huge wall of text.

"Everything that bores me has gotta go!"

 

[smashfan666]

Team Fortress 2 steals all of Persona 4's buyers.

Spoiler

ya, the huge wall of text was on accident. i was extracting an image of the cover for TMNT Smash-Up from google images, and the length of the url glitched it out. not only that, but as you can see, it also cut off the image for Playstation Allstars Battle Royale and half the image for Cartoon Network Punch Time Explosion.

if an admin or mod could help and fix that, it would be much obliged...

 

[Grizzlpaw]

Said wall of text reappears ingame and blocks the screen.

When thr players try to reset, Mr. Resetti appears and blocks the screen

 

[Fluttershy]

A hack enables Mr.Resetti to not appear when the game is reset.

 

[Grizzlpaw]

Maleware programmer attatches a fatal virus to the hack

 

[VictoryIsMudkipz]

Fatal Virus is destroyed by McAfee & Norton firewalls

 

[Fluttershy]

Trojan virus that contains Fatal virus reappears and gets passed McAfee & Norton Firewalls

 

[smashfan666]

F**K iT, i'VE GOT A PS3

 

[VictoryIsMudkipz]

Wii U is 50% more powerful than the PS3

 

[Grizzlpaw]

Unclear release date makes Wii U fans Ag~nery



Going in for a Second Reset.
It's a Well known classic this time peeps.

I list....

Scissors!

Go nuts ool088:

 

[smashfan666]

lava melts scissors

 

[Fluttershy]

Lava cools and hardens when it hits water

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Some thirsty guy in the desert drinks water.

 

[VictoryIsMudkipz]

Thirsty Guy drowns in the sea he drinks from
Oh the Irony

 

[smashfan666]

sea is polluted by thoughtless people.

*sigh*

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Thoughtless people have thoughts put in their heads.

 

[VictoryIsMudkipz]

RESET!!!

I send out....
an Otaku

 

[The Fail Tracer]

A military drill sergeant constantly shouts at the otaku for some stupid reason.

 

[Grizzlpaw]

Drill sargent is survives a savage war on the front likes only to slip on a banana peel and break his neck.

Sweet clichéd irony.

 

[SmasherMaster]

Banana peel gets thrown into the trash can.

 

[Grizzlpaw]

Crazy college kids decide to start a bonfire in it

Spoiler

Actually... I'm a crazy college kid...
That sounds like fun >:3

 

[Vox]

Thunderstorm (lets blame it on ) puts out the fire

 

[Muhti]

A hose washes out Pikachu and his electric powers

 

[Vox]

The trash can falls over and the hot embers in it melt the hose :D

 

[VictoryIsMudkipz]

The burning trash can & embers are put out by the neighborhood Firefighter Jon

 

[SmasherMaster]

Firefighter Jon isin trouble with his wife for forgetting their anniversary.

 

[smashfan666]

Firefighter Jon's Wife is seduced by Spy

 

[Fluttershy]

Turns out the spy is Firefighter Jon in disguise

 

[Mari]

RESET!!!!

I insert...