Rock. Paper. Banana!

[VictoryIsMudkipz]

10 Flashlights brighten up the Dark Void

 

[smashfan666]

the batteries in the flashlights burn out from overuse.

 

[VictoryIsMudkipz]

Overuse gets Overused which makes it now under used

 

[Shorts]

Under used becomes a fad due to Hipsters and in itself dies off.

 

[Pyra]

I, ToasterBrains, personally kill all hipsters one by one in a torturing process involving yo-yo's, a stool, sandpaper, and a pirated copy of Earthbound.

 

[Shorts]

I then use fang over fang jutsu on you, and knock you out of the running to become a chunin. HAH, YOU WEAK NINJA FOOL!

 

[Pyra]

AH BUT YOU FORGET
I HAVE 2 LIVES LEFT

I use one extra life to entirely annihilate every reference to ninjas known to man.

Or at least Naruto. Eewwwwwgh.

But mostly Mr. Shortieninja.

 

[VictoryIsMudkipz]

RESET

I send out Quick Reply

 

[Pyra]

A faster poster ninja'd your quick reply.

 

[Shorts]

A mod deleted the Ninja posters account

 

[Pyra]

Admin demotes mod for being nubcake.

 

[Grizzlpaw]

Computer virus hijacks SWF and fills it with ponies

 

[smashfan666]

and this is bad how? inkiepie:

computer virus deleted by a haxxor.

 

[Mypantisgone]

Because not everyone would like something to get filled with Ponies,no offense to Bronies.


HAAAAAAAAAAAAXXX

 

[Pyra]

^ Gordon Freemen bests Dr. Breen

 

[VictoryIsMudkipz]

Gordan Freeman is crushed by Boulder

 

[smashfan666]

detonators blow up the boulder.

 

[VictoryIsMudkipz]

Detonator is defused by McGuiver

 

[Fluttershy]

Detonator had a detonator if it became defused and exploded anyway

 

[VictoryIsMudkipz]

RESET
I Send Out Mr. Resetti...
FEEL HIS WRATH

 

[Link2thelost90]

An Action Replay code prevents Resetti from ever appearing as long as it's activate, even if a visit from him is completely warranted.

 

[VictoryIsMudkipz]

GameShark glitches ActionReplayCode

 

[smashfan666]

GameShark is put up for grabs by a Card Shark.

 

[Grizzlpaw]

Drunken fisherman impales card shark with a harpoon.

 

[smashfan666]

Clanker chews through harpoon like it's nothing.

 

[VictoryIsMudkipz]

Clanker is confronted by Clank, calls Ratchet & they whup his arse

 

[Pyra]

Noob gamer accidentally kills Ratchet and Clank while trying (and failing) to input a cheat.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

New game makes noob gamer rage-quit.

 

[smashfan666]

Overwrite new game with data from another file.

 

[VictoryIsMudkipz]

Console fries game, so no one can ever play it again

 

[smashfan666]

repairman dismantles console for spare parts.

 

[Mypantisgone]

Boss fire repairman because it was his console.

 

[Grizzlpaw]

Company debt puts boss in the Red.

 

[smashfan666]

ancient treasures individually worth more than a years salary used to repay debt.

 

[VictoryIsMudkipz]

Ancient Treasures are proven to be fake by a Top Appraiser

 

[Pyra]

Top Appraiser gets mugged by Bottom Appraiser.

 

[VictoryIsMudkipz]

Bottom Appraiser gets thrown in jail

 

[Fluttershy]

Bottom Appraiser escapes jail with a lockpick

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Lockpickle eats lockpick.

 

[Fluttershy]

Lockpickle can't digest lockpick properly and comes out in poop...
^ disgusting much