RMT - The Best Worst Team Ever

[Gates]

Ditto @ Focus Sash
Ability: Limber
EVs: 252 HP/4 Atk/252 Spd
Timid nature (+Spd, -Atk)
- Transform

Wobbuffet (F) @ Leftovers
Ability: Shadow Tag
EVs: 4 HP/252 Def/252 SDef
Calm nature (+SDef, -Atk)
- Safeguard
- Mirror Coat
- Encore
- Counter

Shedinja @ Focus Sash
Ability: Wonder Guard
EVs: 252 Atk/252 Spd/4 SDef
Lonely nature (+Atk, -Def)
- Shadow Sneak
- Will-o-wisp
- Swords Dance
- X-Scissor

Spinda (F) @ Leftovers
Ability: Own Tempo
EVs: 252 HP/154 Def/100 SDef
Calm nature (+SDef, -Atk)
- Baton Pass
- Hypnosis
- Protect
- Wish

Wynaut (M) @ Leftovers
Ability: Shadow Tag
EVs: 4 HP/252 Def/252 SDef
Bold nature (+Def, -Atk)
- Encore
- Mirror Coat
- Counter
- Tickle

Arceus @ Lum Berry
Ability: Multitype
EVs: 252 HP/252 Atk/4 SpD
Adamant nature (+Atk, -SAtk)
- Swords Dance
- Recover
- Shadow Force
- Extremespeed



So as you can guess, this team is designed to have arguably the 5 worst non-NFE pokemon in the game followed by an unstoppable sweeper of unparalleled force. The general gameplan is thus:

1. Ditto goes in, Transforms, and copies their setup.
2. Ditto dies.
3. If Stealth Rock is up, keep Shedinja for until after they kill Arceus (IF they kill him before he 6-0s them) for mindgame purposes.
4. Spinda Stalling.
5. Wobbuffet finds a victim and hopefully takes them with her before she dies.
6. Spinda Stalling 2: Among Thieves.
7. Wynaut finds a victim and hopefully takes them with him before he dies.
8. Spidna Stalling III: The Search for Spock.
9. If there are no Stealth Rocks out, try and kill something with Shedinja before it dies.
10. Spidna Stalling IV: The Quest for Peace.
11. Oh ****, Spidna ran out of PP.
12. Sweep with Arceus.
13. ???
14. Profit

or

13. Oh ****, something Arceus can't hit for max damage.
14. ???
15. Get *****.

Thoughts? Comments? Is there anything I can substitute for Arceus until he becomes legal (IF he becomes legal)?

 

[Deleted member]

I like it. make sure the spinda is either albino or completely colored and nothing in between.

 

[Riddle]

Ditto is the best pokemon on this team hands down.

Arceus? pfffft he's over-rated.

 

[¯\_S.(ツ).L.I.D._/¯]

Looks legit to me.

 

[UltiMario]

Where the heck is Luvdisc. This is not the worst non NFE team without Luvdisc.

 

[Gates]

There were a few other pokemon I considered for this team like Luvdisc, Shuckle, Pachirisu, Trapinch, and Unown, but ultimately I decided that this set was best since:

1. Ditto needs a turn to set up before doing anything and this can be killed almost immediately.
2. Wobbuffet, while incredible, would be the worst pokemon in the game were it not for Shadow Tag.
3. Shedinja doesn't require the opponent to attack for them to kill it.
4. Spinda effectively has no worthwhile attacks and only has value as a staller.
5. Wynaut effectively lets me run 2 Wobbuffet, which is amazing.
6. Arceus is overrated.

 

[xLeafybug =D]

This is funny. I like it.

 

[supermarth64]

What happened to Unown?

 

[Gates]

I decided to go with something that didn't have levitate.

Plus there were no Unowns that were dirty looking enough for me. H and M kind of look like Goatse, but other than that nothing is remotely dirty enough.

 

[T3h Albino]

I like it. make sure the spinda is either albino or completely colored and nothing in between.

What in the.....

 

[Terywj [태리]]

Where's your Magikarp with Bounce? No NFE team is complete without it. Same with Choice Band Bug Bite Kakuna. That thing works wonders.

-Terywj

 

[Gates]

It's not an NFE team it's an ubers team obv.

 

[Terywj [태리]]

Obviously. XD

I'm just saying your team could use those players.
And I do believe there is a violation of the Species Clause on your team.

-Terywj

 

[Gates]

Um, no there isn't. Unless they changes Species Clause to mean you can only have 1 in an evolution series.

 

[xLeafybug =D]

What Gates said.

 

[Wave⁂]

Admit it, Wynaut and Wobbuffet are the same Pokemon.

 

[Gates]

That;s just not true.

Next thing you know, people will be saying that about Giratina and Giratina-O.

 

[Terywj [태리]]

Um, no there isn't. Unless they changes Species Clause to mean you can only have 1 in an evolution series.

I thought that is what Species Clause was originally but I digress.

-Terywj