My dearest Vorgy,
An angel kissed a star which fell to Earth. Upon it was written what I am about to say to you now, and burned upon my heart was your precious name.
How my body sweats and trembles with desire, when my thoughts turn to drinking the sweet nectar from your full lips, which is sweeter then the honey dripping from the lips of the Goddess Aphrodite herself.
You know I love sitting on the couch with you and cuddling. Its been something which has meant a lot to me despite you always firing ***-biscuits into the area where you are sitting, and causing the fabric to stink for 3 days. But I don't mind because I know sitting on the couch and talking, brings us closer together and of course, a friend of mine recommended a great fabric spray, so all is well, my love.
I can't remember if I've already told you this but I really do love your bum. Its such a turn on to look at and its one of the many reasons I love being with you my love. Sometimes I wish I could do nothing but stare at your bum all day, but I'm not sure that's a good idea my love, as people will probably think I'm some kind of nut case and I might get taken away by the men in white coats.
Anyhow my love, I must bring this letter to an end now. But I must tell you something. I've always wondered what you would look like in Pink underwear. I really think you would be the hottest thing on this planet in Pink underwear and you could easily overthrow any model out there! If you wear those for me, I promise to worship you and treat you like royalty (Just so long as you don't make me clean your toenails with a toothbrush! I draw the line there).
I pray for the day when I can greedily lick your scented lips and drink from your ravishing yet poisonous eyes, once more, my love.
Forever lost without you,
chicken_tenders
xxooxxooxx
........:sniper:
