Real Men Use Items!

[RABicle]

Another official endorsement for the correct way to play.

 

[Baeseth]

Delicious. There is no other way to describe that.

 

[blayde_axel]

I KNOW you just didn't make this...

 

[Turtlefox]

Hahaha, I laughed when I saw that... Haven't played with items since events some years ago

 

[Grod]

Oh look, Sakurai is online!

 

[Tobi-]

lol one of the comments said " Nice try! ROFL"

I didnt think that would even go on an official website lol. way to abbreviate a curse there.

 

[SinisterLizard]

I find it funny that the player is Peach. "Real men" and it's Peach...I think he's being sarcastic.

XD

 

[Spellman]

lol very funny stuff. The highlight of this update.

lol one of the comments said " Nice try! ROFL"

I didnt think that would even go on an official website lol. way to abbreviate a curse there.

lol and I think you got your abbreviations mixed up, this one means "Rolling on [the] floor laughing", remember? x)

 

[lampiaio]

That is PURE WIN.

 

[Baeseth]

lol one of the comments said " Nice try! ROFL"

I didnt think that would even go on an official website lol. way to abbreviate a curse there.

I didn't know that "floor" was a curse.

 

[Aryman]

SKRAIIIII!!!!!!!!!l

 

[Wipo]

I find it funny that the player is Peach. "Real men" and it's Peach...I think he's being sarcastic.

XD

I think you're not a REAL MAN

 

[Weed]

lol one of the comments said " Nice try! ROFL"

I didnt think that would even go on an official website lol. way to abbreviate a curse there.

ROFL is a curse?

Man, real men use items... gg Sakurai
This update was worth that single statement

 

[Darkfur]

Yeah, isn't it great how Sakurai is being sarcastic? I'm sure glad the TC saw that and did not make a fool of himself.

 

[Papapaint]

lol one of the comments said " Nice try! ROFL"

I didnt think that would even go on an official website lol. way to abbreviate a curse there.

Yes. We're not allowed to say "floor" in my house, either.

 

[InvincibleAgent]

Sakurai's connection is only okay...

 

[perpetual ownage]

I don't like playing with items.

 

[csir]

By Items she means condoms.. we all knew Peach was a ho..

 

[SYC!]

lol one of the comments said " Nice try! ROFL"

I didnt think that would even go on an official website lol. way to abbreviate a curse there.

Um.. ROFL = Rollng On Floor Laughing. Where's the curse?

 

[cccck]

oh.... people are not going to like that,

It's funny!

it shows.... how much they know... they know to much!

 

[csir]

Double post.. I can delete it for some reason?

 

[Fulgor]

What The ****!?

Sakuraiiiii I Will Kill Your Family For This Insolence

Tourneys For Life Yo!

 

[Deleted member]

lol one of the comments said " Nice try! ROFL"

I didnt think that would even go on an official website lol. way to abbreviate a curse there.

How is "Rolling on floor laughing." a curse?

And I agree, real men do use items, and this proves it.

 

[Wipo]

I don't like playing with items.

Enjoy not being a REAL MAN

 

[smashbot226]

The Shatner post is funny to me, but I don't know why...

 

[Baeseth]

I find it funny that the player is Peach. "Real men" and it's Peach...I think he's being sarcastic.

XD

Yeah, isn't it great how Sakurai is being sarcastic? I'm sure glad the TC saw that and did not make a fool of himself.

Whatever helps you guys sleep at night.

 

[Shato]

Um.. ROFL = Rollng On Floor Laughing. Where's the curse?

Was about to say that buy the site was lagging for me.

And it's true. Items make it Smash Bros. It divides it from a boring fighter, to a crazy brawl between characters. I don't want to start a ****storm on how it's 'intended' to be played. The update clearly said that.

 

[SinisterLizard]

Enjoy not being a REAL MAN

It was flippin' Nate's avatar for crying out loud. The guy is a complete Smash noob.

 

[RABicle]

Fresh from the internets

 

[Darkfur]

Whatever helps you guys sleep at night.

<_< I play with items just as much as without. Way to make a fool of yourself too. It's not hard to see sarcasm.

 

[Wipo]

It was flippin' Nate's avatar for crying out loud. The guy is a complete Smash noob.

Stop trying to hide the fact that you're not a REAL MAN

 

[Cranberry Rogue]

Real men use items.

EVEN AN NES-STYLE WII REMOTE!?

 

[Fanewgie]

lol at Nate's comment.

But this update fails. Go to hell game mode updates. Seeing the color orange is like being kicked in the nuts now.

 

[perpetual ownage]

Go to hell Nate.

 

[Baeseth]

<_< I play with items just as much as without. Way to make a fool of yourself too. It's not hard to see sarcasm.

Not for me, at least, since I can tell that it's not sarcasm.

 

[Cereal Rabbit]

Gaaah. Nightmares have come true.

BEST GAMERS IN BRAWL ARE GONNA BE GIRLS!!!!

 

[Wipo]

Gaaah. Nightmares have come true.

BEST GAMERS IN BRAWL ARE GONNA BE GIRLS!!!!

So girls are the REAL MEN?

 

[SinisterLizard]

Stop trying to hide the fact that you're not a REAL MAN

Stop being a troll.

Sheesh, you take a crappy update way too seriously...

 

[Salaad]

I'll still whoop anyone's *** items on or off.

 

[cccck]

Gaaah. Nightmares have come true.

BEST GAMERS IN BRAWL ARE GONNA BE GIRLS!!!!

you think beating girls is going to help you any? you a sick freack. wanting to beat girls.