Live Action Characters
Chance: 1%
So this is a very broad subject. It's hard to even rank it because it covers so many different kinds of characters, but whatever rank you could give this wide and diverse group, it'd still always be low. We already know for a fact that Alex Mack was shot down. While the exact reasoning wasn't given, the outcome was the devs avoiding any live action characters.
I personally think that for the most part, live action characters are out of the question. Here are a few reasons why.
Likeness Rights:
NASB has a budget you couldn't even put in a gumball machine. Unless it's a character who wears a full body suit or isn't human at all, you gotta pay the original actor to be allowed to use their image in the game. Some of these actors are very famous now, so the budget to get the likes of Kenan Thompson or Ariana Grande has got to be astronomical.
Now it's possible they could stylize the character enough to look more generic, thus absolving them of needing to do this, but you'd really need to pick a character who looks unique enough for it to work. While characters with memorable ensembles like Artie the Strongest Man in the World, Ed from Good Burger or any other characters from the skit based or anthology shows with colorful characters in them could fit the bill, "normal person wearing normal clothes" from the various sitcoms probably isn't as lucky.
Controversy:
The thing about using characters played by real actors, especially ones from the sitcoms who only wear normal clothes and don't dress up or change their appearances in any substantial way, and MOST especially ones from the shows where the main characters keep the first or full names of their actors, is that they're played by human beings. Human beings make mistakes, human beings do ****ty things, human beings get into a lot of trouble, human beings distance themselves from past roles. Peoples is peoples, and using a character that's very linked to their actor could potentially come off as an endorsement of that person and their behavior, especially if they want this to be a game that's played on the competitive stage.
I've seen someone nominate Drake and Josh, and given the type of person Drake Bell wound up being, I can absolutely guarantee Nick isn't going to let a character who looks and acts exactly like Drake Bell who is literally named Drake into this game.
Then there are characters like Sam from iCarly. Jenette McCurdy has retired from acting due to how bad an experience the Nick shows were for her. That rules out her and anyone else who may feel the same way. A particularly egregious example would be Amanda Bynes. She did... not turn out well.
I could see them wanting to avoid putting in anyone with an otherwise clean record just in case to avoid future awkwardness. That might be a bit extreme, but if they put the dude from Henry Danger and the actor from that decides to go on a coke-binge with a bunch of 14 year old girls, then whoops, his likeness is currently in this major Nick game that's being showcased at a big game tournament.
Not Wanting to Show These Caricatures of Real People Getting Their Asses Beat:
Pretty self explanatory. Might not be a good look.
Shout out to Multiversus, which seemed to miss the memo on this one and the last one by having real life actual person
LeBron James on the roster. Good luck with that, guys.
Obscurity:
The list of actually eligible live action characters is really small. Hell, even disregarding the other reasons, actually battle-ready action oriented Nick characters, live action or animated, are few and far between. Some of these characters may be seen as too deep a cut to be worth the effort, even for a game with Powdered Toast Man in it.
Any number of factors including or besides these could have led to Alex Mack being excluded. It may have not been any of these, it could have been all of 'em. Who's to say? We were never really given a real answer to that question and we probably won't for a while.
While I feel like characters who are far enough removed from their actors could maybe work, that number is very small. We'd need like... Pick Boy or the Dancing Lobsters or something, and those are probably just too bizarre or obscure.
It's exceedingly difficult to know which characters would be safe and which wouldn't. I'd probably rule out the following and any combinations therein
- Any sitcom characters.
- Any character where the actor is more or less playing themselves.
- Anyone played by an actor that Nick would not feel comfortable endorsing
- Anyone who is too recent to know if they'll do anything crazy.
- Anyone who is currently famous outside of Nick
- Anyone from a show that's too obscure or a show that Nick isn't interested in promoting
Which rules out a hell of a lot of them. Characters from skit based shows, or ones who don't bear too much resemblance to an actor may be fine, but that's not a sure bet in the slightest.
This is why I said I feel like Stick Stickly is likely to be the closest we'll get to a live action character, since he's by and large a cartoon character as it is, being a puppet.
When a talking popsicle stick feels more plausible than the grand majority of these characters, that doesn't really bode well.
Want: 10%
For the most part, I'm fine with sticking to only cartoons.
I don't know why, but I'm just adverse to the idea of populating this game with a bunch of sitcom characters. I'm not a fan of those shows to begin with and how they've overrun the channel, but there's also the matter than they would bring huge amount of baggage to the game, and they would feel like boring inclusions so it wouldn't even be worth it.
The one live action character played by a human actor I'd really campaign on the streets for is Ed from Good Burger. Like I genuinely really do want him in and think he'd be really funny and memorable as a character. But since Alex Mack got denied entry, I don't think Ed has all that great a shot either.
Noms
3x Movie Sonic
2x Norbert
Predictions
Albert: 0%
Meltman: 10%