Randall the Cloud appreciation thread

[(G-S.N) Chicago Ben]

Randall the Cloud, for over a decade he has been the legendary tournament legal derp that lurks in Yoshi's Story and needs to be fully recognized for his great times in the Smash Universe.

Post all your awesome moments of this all-mighty troll and even the not so amazing times he decided you didn't worship the ground he (floats?) on enough to save you.

-Not limited to just Melee moments
#FreeRandall # Stackitup #RandallGodtier

 

[Johnknight1]

 

[♡ⓛⓞⓥⓔ♡]

I ****ing hate this ****ing cloud, 100% of the time it ****s me up and I end up dying because of it. Not one ****ing single time has the this ****ing piece of godfart saved my life. Instead I get knocked offstage bump into this goddamn useless piece of code and die because I'm in hitlag and this ************ ****s up my up b timing. ****ing **** **** ass****niggerass

**** you Randal, go to hell and die you ****ing piece of goddamn horse ****

 

[EPsilon933]

http://www.youtube.com/user/UsurperKingZant/search?query=randall

Randall is my homie

 

[dRevan64]

Randall is my best friend, the guy always saves me and never saves whoever I'm playing against. I'm starting to pretend that I'm just a grandmaster of yoshi's story, capable of subtly manipulating events based on the 20 second cycle so that even when I'm getting comboed, randall is prepared to save me, but honestly I'm just a lucky ************.

Shy guys on the other hand can go fellate a chainsaw.

 

[Johnknight1]

Randall saves more lives than doctors.

 

[The Real Gamer]

I ****ing hate this ****ing cloud, 100% of the time it ****s me up and I end up dying because of it. Not one ****ing single time has the this ****ing piece of godfart saved my life. Instead I get knocked offstage bump into this goddamn useless piece of code and die because I'm in hitlag and this mother****er ****s up my up b timing. ****ing **** **** *************ass

**** you Randal, go to hell and die you ****ing piece of goddamn horse ****

Tell us how you really feel.

 

[Ezzee]

ThankYouBasedRandall™

 

[R2_GP]

someone teach me how to predict this f****** cloud timing please

 

[dRevan64]

someone teach me how to predict this f****** cloud timing please

Assume 8 minute timer.
Randall starts inside the stage. At 7:55, he leaves the inside of the stage, appearing on the bottom right. He disappears again at 7:50 on the top right. Then he appears on the top left at 7:45, and disappears on the bottom left at 7:40. This repeats.
So every time there's an odd number in in the 10s place, randall is right, even, left.

 

[Superspright]

On the second and third second after he appears he's at his maximum distance from the ledge. Important to know.

 

[Deleted member]

He has helped me with some cool offstage combos, other than that, I usually die because I never expect him and I slip off of him when I try to ledge hop or waveland back on stage.

 

[JKJ]

On the second and third second after he appears he's at his maximum distance from the ledge. Important to know.

You heard I liked Randall so you put some Randall in my Randall, huh?
Randall for best Randall abuser

 

[(G-S.N) Chicago Ben]

someone teach me how to predict this f****** cloud timing please

Pray to him, and you shall know

 

[OldManTurner]

hahaha oh man I actually died when i saw this. so funny, probably one of the most clever posts I've seen yet. even though I like to refer to the cloud as "Nimbus" from DragonBall

 

[Spife]

I hate that guy. Melee 2.0 literally needs to take him out and then it would be the most perfectly best game in the history of everything for ever. Take it from a US President, "I hate that jerk Randal" Abraham Lincoln, 1864.

 

[xCardiac]

I feel like Randal needs to stop interrupting. Always screwing up my Dair Spikes. >.<

 

[GCS Gaming Customs]

Sakuri is obviously trolling us. Who would put a in a cloud that allows you to stand on it and is never in the right place at the right time?

Nintendo has bested us, lets just give up our streaming rights while we still have some dignity

#RandalAKATrollCloud

 

[Johnknight1]

Randall needs to have an icon on Smash Boards.

Seriously guys, he's my Melee main.

 

[Superspright]

You heard I liked Randall so you put some Randall in my Randall, huh?
Randall for best Randall abuser

Time to pimp my Randall. We should give him a ram-jet.

 

[NeoTalon]

This was against a bot (level 9 fox) but I still think it's funny as hell.
http://gfycat.com/ShadowySomeIndochinesetiger

#believeinrandall

 

[Justkallmekai]

Randall always saves me when I accidentally wavedash back to grab the ledge, thank you Randall.