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I gotta say that playing Melee on a giraffe is impressive.
You're good at Brawl. The only thing that you carried over from Melee is your ability to ***** and make excuses from yourself. You're not some radical thinker who had the balls to complain about the rules. We all did, but we did so in a constructive manner. I tried being civil with you all night, but you're just a little baby. Cry cry cry, that's all you're good for. It's a game, you lost 10 bucks.I'm an idiot. I'm just an immature jerk.
Single elimination is terrible. I would have had another chance to fight Mexi, maybe, and actually learn how to ***** about the match-up all over again even though I'm a camPit.
The hosts of this tournament need to respect me even though this is an entirely new game, and new faces to Brawl can be better than I am. I was so offended that I simply left the room when you called that talented Brawler Cross the real player over me.
Get something to drink, I'm about to show you how cool I am.
I'm ranked 5th in this state for Melee right now and was once 3rd in my prime, I got 2nd in singles and teams at a major Brawl tournament in Texas, I took out Wes and almost beat ChuDat and got top 8 at EVO East last year in Melee, and I was once ranked 10th in the tristate area. Even after quitting for over a month and not trying that hard, I stayed at 15th in the tristate. I once played Melee on top of a live giraffe. I donkey-punched M2K and shared cocktails with Wife. Love me as I name venues and only make one reference to the game in which we're actually competing.
I've been on Smashboards a long time, so I must be good. I don't care how much you don't like me as a person, you will respect me, unless you understand that respect and fear are different, and that respect should be given to people who aren't loudmouthed braggards.
I could potentially bring about 6 or 7 other players with me, but I'm not going to if you're going to have bad rules and not respect known players. We're the ones that both win and bring others there. Unless we don't win and instead lose to Squirtle and complain about how he's broken, which he must be, since I lost.
In conclusion, if you don't fix the rules and make it double elimination, I'm not coming, which is redundant since I was so annoying that I GOT BANNED FROM THE VENUE.
I gotta say that playing Melee on a giraffe is impressive.