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[Devil May Plop]

It's time to begin the final tale... A tapestry woven with destiny and gunshots.

You got it! And once we finish this, I'll whip up a huge meal!

Uh, Leanne, we were going for a bit more drama than that.

 

[Kneutronic]

What do you mean we can't teleport to a planet?

I'm afraid we are well out of range, sir...

*fiddles with the strings on his bass*

Perhaps if you bothered to specify a destination...

When WILL we be in range?

Oh, I'm sure something will come along...

In say, 5 or 10 thousand years.

Aaaaaaaargh, I don't BELIEVE this!!!

*sits down on the asteroid they are on*

*Lawrence fiddles with the bass strings again*

...Now what?

...I don't suppose you can play drums?

*looks back at him*

LAAAAAAAAAAAAAWREEEEEEENCE!

 

[Digital Hazard]

"As a follower of God, my duty is to clean the world of all its evils"

 

[Dairantō Smash Brothers]

So admit it..... Don't I look cool in the game screens? Those long, muscular legs on my sturdy toned frame.... I'm the perfect specimen of a man ..... What!?!? You say I look fat and my quadruple chin looks like a waterfall of flab? Shut up! That's just because you have your television set up on widescreen display!

 

[Kneutronic]

Notify the Valkyries. It's TIME for...

*grins evilly*

Unnecessarily Evil Initiative OMEGAAAAAA-91!

 

[Erureido]

Huh! If this is how it is, I'll get my slippers. We can all cuddle.

 

[Dairantō Smash Brothers]

I HAVE A SCORE TO SETTLE WITH YOU!

 

[Devil May Plop]

I wonder...can any of us overcome fate?

Who knows? We just gotta keep resisting it, I guess.

No matter what path you guys take, I'll be here to back you up.

 

[Mythra]

Yes, I feel it too, Shulk

 

[Kneutronic]

Robotic citizens of the Solana Galaxy...the hour of your liberation is at hand! Too long have we robots suffered under the bigotry, the stupidity, the squishiness, and foul stench of organic life forms! Soon, all robots will bask in the liberty and equality of my benevolent, iron-fisted rule! And, as for you filthy organic life forms...

You can look forward to being disintegrated!

*laughs manically*

That's all for now...

 

[Strider_Bond00J]

"It's high noon... Draw!" "Justice ain't gonna dispense itself.

 

[Dairantō Smash Brothers]

High energy, move that body!

 

[Kneutronic]

*flies in with Clank*

That's far enough, Nefarious! Step away from the transport!

YOU?! How is this POSSIBLE?! YOU should be dead!

On behalf of galactic authorities, we hereby charge you with willful disruption of the space-time continuum. Shut down the transport and surrender quietly.

*walks up to Clank*

Look at you... Free for the first time in years, inches from your destiny, and what do you do? Run right back to playing backpack to a squishy... You're nothing but a pathetic sidekick.

*turns away from the transport for a second*

We should hang out sometime.

...That's it.

No one talks to Clank that way...

*kneels by Clank*

When this is over, I'll back any decision you make, but first, how 'bout one final hurrah so we can kick this guy's butt?

*Clank nods*

*flies into the air with thrusters*

When I'm finished killing you, I think I'll rewind time... So I can do it again, and again, AND AGAIN!!!

*laughs maniacally*

 

[Dairantō Smash Brothers]

That's it, feel the burn!

 

[Devil May Plop]

*Checks Sullivan's not-actually corpse, shakes his head*

Damn it...
*Tosses his gun aside in rage*

Well, that explains it. That's why you didn't tell me what was going on.
*Picks up Zephyr's gun*
I thought something was a little strange. How could you do that to me?! You should both be ashamed! Please... Don't keep anything else from me.
*Sighs*
I know you meant well.

Sorry. Somewhere I still had it in my head that you needed to be treated like a child.

I understand. A year ago I couldn't have taken this.

You can't tell me this doesn't scare you.

I don't feel any different. It won't change the way I live my life.

I can't... I can't just push it away like that.

YOU changed the way I live. You and Vashyron.

*Reaches for his gun that Leanne picked up, grabs her hand at the same time*
I can't... I don't want it to end like this.

None of that! Nothing's ending. There's something I need to find out. Rowen has the answer.

*Finally grabs his gun and slowly walks away, the others following*

 

[Dairantō Smash Brothers]

Let's step up the intensity!

 

[Geek]

If you can't love yourself, how in the hell are you gonna love somebody else?

 

[Schnee117]

If you were one of my men, I would have you shot!

If I was one of your men, I'd shoot myself.

 

[Dairantō Smash Brothers]

Salute the sun!

 

[Devil May Plop]

What a waste of time. Even Leanne can handle this!

You only live once. The first enemy you underestimate could be your last.

Once bitten, twice shy. A lesson Zephyr could stand to learn.

 

[Dairantō Smash Brothers]

You only live once.

YOLO

POYOING, HAH!

 

[EmceeEspio]

You’re tense, I’m calm. You apply excessive force and I control that force through fluid motion. That means relaxing the whole body so it can react instantly without resistance—no, without thought. Do you see now? It means becoming like clear water.

 

[Ultrawing]

If its that easy then this is no Mario party!

 

[Dairantō Smash Brothers]

I know! We should team up! Come on! Hop on my back!

 

[Kneutronic]

*high five*

Top of the morning to ya, laddies! My name is JackSepticEye, and welcome back to...

HAAAAAAAAPY WHEELS!!!

 

[Volga]

WRYYYYYYYYYYYY

 

[Dairantō Smash Brothers]

Hooray! Thank you for rescuing me. My name is Yoshi. On my way to rescue my friends, Bowser trapped me in that egg.

 

[Volga]

*points to sig*

Checkmate!

 

[Ultrawing]

b!#ch im fabulous

 

[EmceeEspio]

YOU THINK I'M VICIOUS?!! YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT VICIOUS IS!!!

 

[Frizz]

My reflection! Lookin' good!

These binoculars let me see far away. Maybe I can see my own house. Is it the one with the green roof?

 

[Dairantō Smash Brothers]

It's been a long time since our last adventure!

 

[Ultrawing]

GWAHAHA! Great dark hurricane! Seriously, perfect backdrop for an awesome final battle! You really sweat the details! Listen up! You're saying the kingdom will vanish? NOT TODAY! THIS KINGDOM IS ALL MINE! SO YOU VANISH!

 

[Digital Hazard]

I'm just trying to save all of you from that foul king. But if you're not willing to, I'm fine with killing you.

 

[Devil May Plop]

Power... I want more!

I could use a little more encouragement every now and then!

You're really gettin' on my nerves!

 

[Schnee117]

I had come across a small village in the swamps west of Mistral. Right off the bat, I knew something wasn't right. I needed information. Tired from battling Grimm along the way, I decided to start my search at the town's inn. The place was crawling with lowlifes and thugs and even a few huntsmen that I could only assume had been hired by less than reputable people for less than respectable jobs. And that's when it happened. I was defeated...

Spoiler

by the mere sight of the innkeeper's skirt length!

 

[Erureido]

Inside, I'm a weak, anxious fool who's always worried what people think of me.

 

[Dairantō Smash Brothers]

Yoshi Eggs are very hard to find!

 

[EmceeEspio]

Ok.

 

[smashfan666]

Hup! Hmm! Eyaaah!!