yah n00b...LOL!
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PROOF kirby's a girl!!!
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h1roshi
Smash Hero
Red.Tide
Smash Cadet
I'm somebody else on these forums with a sense of humor. It seems that you make a forum post as a joke, but can't recognize it when others do the same.
...unless your last post was a joke too, in which case you almost fooled me.
Wayland
Smash Journeyman
The high voice does not make one a girl.
Case in point.
Seriously, this dude's voice is higher than Tommy Chong. (He hits the big one around 1:06, and a few more times afterward.)
In my mind, Kirby has always been a Russian male soprano.
Case in point.
Seriously, this dude's voice is higher than Tommy Chong. (He hits the big one around 1:06, and a few more times afterward.)
In my mind, Kirby has always been a Russian male soprano.
Azuriken
Smash Apprentice
That's how I envision H1roshi... no wonder he plays Kirby.
giuocob
Smash Journeyman
Guys, guys. Do you SEE any sexual organs whatsoever on Kirby's body? Any method of sexual intercourse whatsoever? I didn't think so. The Kirby species is clearly an asexual. He either exhales baby Kirbys through his mouth or has them budding off of his body.
Supreme Pie Ninja
Smash Ace
*points at sig*
giuocob
Smash Journeyman
OH MY GOD.
I've never heard the English version before now.
Fumu's English voice...oh God...I feel naseous.
Arcanejazz
Smash Apprentice
4 pages of this... *sigh* lets argue about what gender shiek was in Ocarin of Time while were at it.
Why is this what people waste their time discussing instead of smash bros. >__<
However, since im wasting my time here too, Ill just point out that on all official websites related to Kirby, like the nintendo endorsed site www.kirbykirbykirby.com, they use the pronoun "he" to refer to kirby. I mean... if its on a nintendo related site, doesnt that trump any other ******** theories? shouldnt we have looked there first before anything else?
4 pages. why is this still happening after 4 pages >_< lmao, gawd. im going back to read relevant smash bros. information.
Why is this what people waste their time discussing instead of smash bros. >__<
However, since im wasting my time here too, Ill just point out that on all official websites related to Kirby, like the nintendo endorsed site www.kirbykirbykirby.com, they use the pronoun "he" to refer to kirby. I mean... if its on a nintendo related site, doesnt that trump any other ******** theories? shouldnt we have looked there first before anything else?
4 pages. why is this still happening after 4 pages >_< lmao, gawd. im going back to read relevant smash bros. information.
Wayland
Smash Journeyman
In Ocarina of time, Shiek was Zelda dressed up as a gay dude. So she was like a female quasi-transvestite.
And this is so relevant.
And this is so relevant.
Arcanejazz
Smash Apprentice
*sigh* lol.
relevance: 0%
zelda humor: more than ive seen for a long time.
i think crap like were doing right now is the actual reason this thing has gone on for 4 pages. now i am ashamed to admit im part of the problem. I give in to the joke now, lol.
Sakurai is slowly dying inside as this thread continues. H1ro, are you proud of murdering poor Masahiro-sama? lol.
h1roshi
Smash Hero
Arcanejazz
Smash Apprentice
omg totarry gangstuh :D
kenja0
Smash Apprentice
Actually, I think he has better things to do than to discover the existence of this english forum, read deeply into this and care. This is our nonsense and it's fun to read no matter which direction this forum goes.
Besides, he's too busy telling the game designers at Hal to make the next Kirby game include in its game manual that Kirby is a boy. ;o
Arcanejazz
Smash Apprentice
who said he spent all day reading this forum? all i said was that he was dying. "our nonsense" is a bunch of flop xD
in any case, smashboards is at the top of his bookmarks list, dont you know that? followed by 20 pages full of lolcats he found on 4chan.
the point of this story, however, is that if kirby isnt a girl, then he cant get it on with meta knight, and the star warrior race ends with them. sad fate, that.
however anyone with pics of said 'getting on' should PM me ;] rule 34 ftw!
Andromeda
Smash Lord
Now to the talk about flowers and bees...
Arcanejazz
Smash Apprentice
well, you see, when a mommy kirby and a daddy kirby love each other very very much, they both suck in as hard as they possibly can, until they make a little baby kirby :D
h1roshi
Smash Hero
lol, nice arcanejazz.
-hiro
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Arcanejazz
Smash Apprentice
thanks, i AM the leading expert in cutiesquishsecks, afterall
SLIVRphantasm
Smash Cadet
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........nice joke
Arcanejazz
Smash Apprentice
thats all life really is, isnt it? lol
someone needs to rule 34 some kirby, thatd be a sight to see, haha. that would settle this once and for all
Considering rule 34 is actually true, it already exists. If not, there's rule 35 to compensate.
paSTAR
Smash Cadet
I think so.
Arcanejazz
Smash Apprentice
Mike_Echoes
Smash Journeyman
What are the rules? I'm confused
The Forum rules?
The Forum rules?
Arcanejazz
Smash Apprentice
your silly "forum" and its silly "rules" need not apply here ;]
this is kirby country, where the lowlives scavenge the slums, and the weak are downtrodden by unseen oppressors. there are no heroes, only avengers, fighting and killing in a brutal world with no meaning.
welcome to dreamland
in other news, congrats on 5 pages of nonsense h1ro, lol. sakurai is officially dead inside becaose of us.
edit: btw, im not ACTUALLY looking for pr0nz, if thats what Mike_Echoes was getting at by asking about rules. I know that violates forum rule blah blah im bored now, lol. Kirby pr0nz? cmon now, lmao.
volbound1700
Smash Master
I thought Kirby was an it.
127crazie
Smash Journeyman
EDIT: Nevermind
You officially win the most worthless post ever award. Congratulations.
Azuriken
Smash Apprentice
I never even knew about rule 34 until I saw it on G4 yestarday. Talk about ironic. I don't think this thread is ever going to die. Nice going H1roshi, the joke thread is the most popular one of the Kirby boards.
Arcanejazz
Smash Apprentice
"if the dooooojo says so," lol. pfft what does sakurai know? this thread will lock itself when its good and ready
edit: sweet! 6th page ^^;
"if the dooooojo says so," lol. pfft what does sakurai know? this thread will lock itself when its good and ready
edit: sweet! 6th page ^^;
I'm going to assume you were joking -.-
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