Project M Social Thread Gold

[KuroganeHammer]

Aero does look an awful lot like Eris.

Sure why not. Be prepared though. Because you're gonna be an anime, there's gonna be a vibrant scene of dedicated fans who write hentai hentai dounjins about you. Meiling will of course have copies.

I'm okay with this.

 

[PMS | Tink-er]

Palutena is lame. Mech you're excommunicated

 

[KuroganeHammer]

Palutena is lame. Mech you're excommunicated

Let me help.

 

[Vashimus]

cause
Fortified cereal is an excellent source of the necessary vitamins and minerals we need to function. Plus, cereal can actually be filling, compared to eggs, where you can only eat 3-5 TOPS without worrying about your LDL levels.

The problem with cereal is their fast conversion into sugar, and not just the sugar itself. Something like Cheerios could say 1 gram of sugar per cup on the label, when really it's 20 times that since the carbs they provide instantly turn into sugar in the body anyway. So yeah, it's good for a boost in the morning, but so is coffee.

Cereal is not food, it’s processed sugar pellets with gluten in a cute shape. They only fortify those products with vitamins and minerals because the products themselves actually contain zero nutritional value. It’s all marketing.

 

[JOE!]

The Spacie that Pillared PM


Every Smasher
Down in Smashville
Liked PM a lot...

But the Bird,
Who lived just north of Smashville,
Did NOT!

The hated PM! All the PM scenes!
Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows what he means.
It could be that his Dair wasn't ported over just right.
It could be, perhaps, that his margin for error has now become too tight.
But I think that the most likely reason of all
May have been that his Up B was two units too small!

But,
Whatever the reason,
His Firebird or his Dair,
He sat there in the thread, hating the affair,
Staring at his monitor with a sour, spacie frown
At the warm hearted comments filling the town.
For he knew that every scrub down in reddit beneath
Was busy now, admiring Marth's fancy new sheath.

"And they're playing on stamina!" he snarled with a sneer.
"The BR said 3.5's the 14th! It's practically here!"
Then he growled, with his blue feathers nervously drumming,
"I MUST find some way to stop 3.5 from coming!"

For,
Tomorrow, he knew...

...All the casuals he'd gauge,
Would stay up all night. They'd rush for the home page!
And then! Oh, the noise! Oh, the Noise! Noise! Noise! Noise!
All the spam posts he'd hate more than that wavedash of Roy's!

Then the players, young and old, would flood the boards where we smash.
And they'd crash! And they'd crash!
And they'd CRASH! CRASH! CRASH! CRASH!
They would crash like a DDOS, a bandwidth-clogging feast
Which was something the Bird couldn't stand in the least!"

And THEN
They'd do something
He liked least of all!
Every Smasher down in Smashville, the tall and the small,
Would gather in the social thread, their notifications ringing.
They'd repeat post after post. And the PMBR's praises they'd be singing!

They'd sing! And they'd sing!
AND they'd SING! SING! SING! SING!
And the more the bird thought of this based-PMBR-sing,
The more the Bird thought, "I must stop this whole thing!"
"Why, for 3.2 versions I've put up with it now!
"I MUST stop this update from coming!

... But HOW?"

Then he got an idea!
And awful idea!
THE BIRD
GOT A WONDERFUL, JANKY IDEA!

"All I need is a scapegoat...:
The Bird looked around.
But, since top tiers were a plenty, any would be sound.
Did that stop the old Bird...?
No! The Bird simply said,
"If I can't pick a scapegoat, I'll make one instead!"
So he called his bud, Fox. Then he took a look at the thread
And he started designing around him instead!

THEN
He loaded some capsules
And an old empty box
And snuck into the BackRoom
and he unleashed Star

The the Bird said, "Dont try me!"
And the update's design started down
Towards a path where the spacies
Would readily keep their crown.

All the character pages were dark. Quiet anticipation filled the air.
All the mains were dreaming of sweet buffs without care
When he came to Mewtwo, who's WOOP wasn't fair.
"This is stop number one," the salty Bird hissed
And he climbed into the files, needless to say Magus'd be pissed!

Then he slid down his range. Which was rather absurd.
But, if StrongBad could do it, then so could the Bird.
He got stuck only once, for an Up air or two.
Then he got in an Fsmash, and past the ledge :mewtwo: flew
Where a plethora of tethers all hung in a row.
"These don't match melee," he grinned, "they're the first things to go!"

Then he looked over to Fox, who was eager to shine,
Around the whole cast, each recovery he'd redesign!
Rocket barrels! And Hang time! Ledge Regrabs! Hovers!
Landing lag! Jumpsquat! Projectiles, despite all their lovers!
And he nerfed them in droves. Then the Bird, very nimbly,
Buffed his and Fox's, to NTSC, just like Melee!

Then he slunk to the mid tiers. He wanted to nerf the whole field!
He took away shell shifting! He took away PK Fire on shield!
He cleared away "jank" as quick as a flash.
Why, that Bird even changed Fox's Usmash!

Then he touched up projectiles and exclaimed with glee,
"And NOW!" grinned the Bird, "the only cancel-able laser will be me!"

And the Bird took the paralyzer, and locked away the dash
When he heard the charging of a certain Down Smash.
He turned around fast, and saw Zero Suit Samus!
She seemed melee enough, though her tether was a was minus.

The Bird had been caught by this relative newcomer
Who'd been checking her thread, hoping the change won't be a bummer.
She stared at the Bird and said, "Strong Bad, why,
"Why are you taking by Dash Canceled B? WHY?"

But, you know, that old spacie was so smart and so slick
He thought up a lie, and he thought it up quick!
"Why, there's not right, a bug with your Blaster!
"So, Im taking it to my BackRoom, here I'll make your grab faster!"

And his fib fooled the girl. Then he patted her head
And he got her some alt costumes that nerds think of in bed.
And when Zero Suit Samus went off, content with her grab,
HE changed all her throws, quite a low jab!

Then the last think he took as he took to the air,
Was some edge off of his lingering Dair!
He said it's to cover his tracks, the old liar.
The top tiers he left looking nothing like prior.

Then
He did the same thing
To the rest of the cast's moves

Leaving buffs
Much too small
A melee bias, he sure proves!

it was quarter past dawn...
All the smashers, still awake
All the PMBR, still working
When he packed up his .zip file he thinks he forgot Snake,
But he got Diddy! Lucas! Mewtwo! Sonic!
The jank! The Autocombos! All those were quite toxic!

Three thousand strangers watching the thread! Up to the recycle bin prepared to dump it,
He cackled with glee as he was finally rid of that dumb Pit!
"No johns to the scrubs!" he was spacily humming.
"They're finding out now that no changelist is coming!
"They're going to bed! I know just what they'll do!
"Their mouths will hang open after the jank of 3.02
"Then all the whiners down in Smashboards will all cry BOO-HOO!

"That's a noise," grinned the Bird,
"That I simply MUST hear!"
So he paused. And the Bird put his hand to his ear.
And he did hear a sound rising up rather slow.
It started in low. Then it started to grow...

But the thread wasn't sad!
Why, the community was merry!
It couldn't be so!
But it WAS merry! VERY!

He stared down at the changelog!
The Bird popped his eyes!
Then he SD'ed,
Taken back from the shocking surprise!

Most every poster down in the social thread, the tall and the small,
Was singing praises! Without hardly any buffs at all!

He HADN'T stopped 3.5 from coming!
IT CAME!
Somehow or another, it came just the same!

And the Bird, with his metal feet ice-cold all alone on his stoop,
Stood puzzling and puzzling: "Mewtwos are fine with the Woop?
"It came with range nerfs! It came without hover nair!
"It came with nerfs to Shadow Ball, utilt and Bair!"
And he puzzled three hours, till he remembered smash four.
Then the Bird thought of something he hadn't before!
"Maybe PM," he thought, "doesn't need to come from a store.
"Maybe PM... perhaps...means a little bit more!"

And what happened then...?
Well... in the PMBR they say
That Falco's spot on the tier list
Grew three sizes that day!
And the minute his heart didn't feel quite so tight,
He whizzed to the thread through the bright morning light
And he brought the people All Star mode! A ton of fun to say the least!

And he...

..HE HIMSELF....!

The Bird was still liked the least!

 

[Losho]

@ Losho
Sorry I'm late. I've been out all day visiting my family. This one was quick, but a lot of fun. I liked the idea of having his headband replace the usual white rim of the hat. Took a bit of editing on the hat and Lucario's ears and stuff of course, but nothing major. Then a tiny bit of color work to make the hat's color a bit closer to his wrists and we've got it.

View attachment 33709

Omfg, this and you are awesome!

 

[KuroganeHammer]

The problem with cereal is their fast conversion into sugar, and not just the sugar itself. Something like Cheerios could say 1 gram of sugar per cup on the label, when really it's 20 times that since the carbs they provide instantly turn into sugar in the body anyway. So yeah, it's good for a boost in the morning, but so is coffee.

Cereal is not food, it’s processed sugar pellets with gluten in a cute shape. They only fortify those products with vitamins and minerals because the products themselves actually contain zero nutritional value. It’s all marketing.

I eat about 10 of these: http://www.sanitarium.com.au/products/breakfast/weet-bix/original

I'm not the Goddess of breakfast cereal, please enlighten me if it's healthy.​

 

[PMS | Tink-er]

The Spacie that Pillared PM


Every Smasher
Down in Smashville
Liked PM a lot...

But the Bird,
Who lived just north of Smashville,
Did NOT!

The hated PM! All the PM scenes!
Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows what he means.
It could be that his Dair wasn't ported over just right.
It could be, perhaps, that his margin for error has now become too tight.
But I think that the most likely reason of all
May have been that his Up B was two units too small!

But,
Whatever the reason,
His Firebird or his Dair,
He sat there in the thread, hating the affair,
Staring at his monitor with a sour, spacie frown
At the warm hearted comments filling the town.
For he knew that every scrub down in reddit beneath
Was busy now, admiring Marth's fancy new sheath.

"And they're playing on stamina!" he snarled with a sneer.
"The BR said 3.5's the 14th! It's practically here!"
Then he growled, with his blue feathers nervously drumming,
"I MUST find some way to stop 3.5 from coming!"

For,
Tomorrow, he knew...

...All the casuals he'd gauge,
Would stay up all night. They'd rush for the home page!
And then! Oh, the noise! Oh, the Noise! Noise! Noise! Noise!
All the spam posts he'd hate more than that wavedash of Roy's!

Then the players, young and old, would flood the boards where we smash.
And they'd crash! And they'd crash!
And they'd CRASH! CRASH! CRASH! CRASH!
They would crash like a DDOS, a bandwidth-clogging feast
Which was something the Bird couldn't stand in the least!"

And THEN
They'd do something
He liked least of all!
Every Smasher down in Smashville, the tall and the small,
Would gather in the social thread, their notifications ringing.
They'd repeat post after post. And the PMBR's praises they'd be singing!

They'd sing! And they'd sing!
AND they'd SING! SING! SING! SING!
And the more the bird thought of this based-PMBR-sing,
The more the Bird thought, "I must stop this whole thing!"
"Why, for 3.2 versions I've put up with it now!
"I MUST stop this update from coming!

... But HOW?"

Then he got an idea!
And awful idea!
THE BIRD
GOT A WONDERFUL, JANKY IDEA!

"All I need is a scapegoat...:
The Bird looked around.
But, since top tiers were a plenty, any would be sound.
Did that stop the old Bird...?
No! The Bird simply said,
"If I can't pick a scapegoat, I'll make one instead!"
So he called his bud, Fox. Then he took a look at the thread
And he started designing around him instead!

THEN
He loaded some capsules
And an old empty box
And snuck into the BackRoom
and he unleashed Star

The the Bird said, "Dont try me!"
And the update's design started down
Towards a path where the spacies
Would readily keep their crown.

All the character pages were dark. Quiet anticipation filled the air.
All the mains were dreaming of sweet buffs without care
When he came to Mewtwo, who's WOOP wasn't fair.
"This is stop number one," the salty Bird hissed
And he climbed into the files, needless to say Magus'd be pissed!

Then he slid down his range. Which was rather absurd.
But, if StrongBad could do it, then so could the Bird.
He got stuck only once, for an Up air or two.
Then he got in an Fsmash, and past the ledge :mewtwo: flew
Where a plethora of tethers all hung in a row.
"These don't match melee," he grinned, "they're the first things to go!"

Then he looked over to Fox, who was eager to shine,
Around the whole cast, each recovery he'd redesign!
Rocket barrels! And Hang time! Ledge Regrabs! Hovers!
Landing lag! Jumpsquat! Projectiles, despite all their lovers!
And he nerfed them in droves. Then the Bird, very nimbly,
Buffed his and Fox's, to NTSC, just like Melee!

Then he slunk to the mid tiers. He wanted to nerf the whole field!
He took away shell shifting! He took away PK Fire on shield!
He cleared away "jank" as quick as a flash.
Why, that Bird even changed Fox's Usmash!

Then he touched up projectiles and exclaimed with glee,
"And NOW!" grinned the Bird, "the only cancel-able laser will be me!"

And the Bird took the paralyzer, and locked away the dash
When he heard the charging of a certain Down Smash.
He turned around fast, and saw Zero Suit Samus!
She seemed melee enough, though her tether was a was minus.

The Bird had been caught by this relative newcomer
Who'd been checking her thread, hoping the change won't be a bummer.
She stared at the Bird and said, "Strong Bad, why,
"Why are you taking by Dash Canceled B? WHY?"

But, you know, that old spacie was so smart and so slick
He thought up a lie, and he thought it up quick!
"Why, there's not right, a bug with your Blaster!
"So, Im taking it to my BackRoom, here I'll make your grab faster!"

And his fib fooled the girl. Then he patted her head
And he got her some alt costumes that nerds think of in bed.
And when Zero Suit Samus went off, content with her grab,
HE changed all her throws, quite a low jab!

Then the last think he took as he took to the air,
Was some edge off of his lingering Dair!
He said it's to cover his tracks, the old liar.
The top tiers he left looking nothing like prior.

Then
He did the same thing
To the rest of the cast's moves

Leaving buffs
Much too small
A melee bias, he sure proves!

it was quarter past dawn...
All the smashers, still awake
All the PMBR, still working
When he packed up his .zip file he thinks he forgot Snake,
But he got Diddy! Lucas! Mewtwo! Sonic!
The jank! The Autocombos! All those were quite toxic!

Three thousand strangers watching the thread! Up to the recycle bin prepared to dump it,
He cackled with glee as he was finally rid of that dumb Pit!
"No johns to the scrubs!" he was spacily humming.
"They're finding out now that no changelist is coming!
"They're going to bed! I know just what they'll do!
"Their mouths will hang open after the jank of 3.02
"Then all the whiners down in Smashboards will all cry BOO-HOO!

"That's a noise," grinned the Bird,
"That I simply MUST hear!"
So he paused. And the Bird put his hand to his ear.
And he did hear a sound rising up rather slow.
It started in low. Then it started to grow...

But the thread wasn't sad!
Why, the community was merry!
It couldn't be so!
But it WAS merry! VERY!

He stared down at the changelog!
The Bird popped his eyes!
Then he SD'ed,
Taken back from the shocking surprise!

Most every poster down in the social thread, the tall and the small,
Was singing praises! Without hardly any buffs at all!

He HADN'T stopped 3.5 from coming!
IT CAME!
Somehow or another, it came just the same!

And the Bird, with his metal feet ice-cold all alone on his stoop,
Stood puzzling and puzzling: "Mewtwos are fine with the Woop?
"It came with range nerfs! It came without hover nair!
"It came with nerfs to Shadow Ball, utilt and Bair!"
And he puzzled three hours, till he remembered smash four.
Then the Bird thought of something he hadn't before!
"Maybe PM," he thought, "doesn't need to come from a store.
"Maybe PM... perhaps...means a little bit more!"

And what happened then...?
Well... in the PMBR they say
That Falco's spot on the tier list
Grew three sizes that day!
And the minute his heart didn't feel quite so tight,
He whizzed to the thread through the bright morning light
And he brought the people All Star mode! A ton of fun to say the least!

And he...

..HE HIMSELF....!

The Bird was still liked the least!

That's long af and I have no clue what it's a parody of I'm not reading it

 

[SpiderMad]

That's long af and I have no clue what it's a parody of I'm not reading it

It's quite good, though I don't understand the whole thing; just like Magus' posts http://smashboards.com/threads/song...odays-the-big-day.370699/page-5#post-18247943

 

[KuroganeHammer]

It's quite good, though I don't understand the whole thing; just like Magus' posts http://smashboards.com/threads/song...odays-the-big-day.370699/page-5#post-18247943

tl;dr Zelda isn't allowed to be good.​

 

[JOE!]

That's long af and I have no clue what it's a parody of I'm not reading it

 

[Soft Serve]

The Spacie that Pillared PM


Every Smasher
Down in Smashville
Liked PM a lot...

But the Bird,
Who lived just north of Smashville,
Did NOT!

The hated PM! All the PM scenes!
Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows what he means.
It could be that his Dair wasn't ported over just right.
It could be, perhaps, that his margin for error has now become too tight.
But I think that the most likely reason of all
May have been that his Up B was two units too small!

But,
Whatever the reason,
His Firebird or his Dair,
He sat there in the thread, hating the affair,
Staring at his monitor with a sour, spacie frown
At the warm hearted comments filling the town.
For he knew that every scrub down in reddit beneath
Was busy now, admiring Marth's fancy new sheath.

"And they're playing on stamina!" he snarled with a sneer.
"The BR said 3.5's the 14th! It's practically here!"
Then he growled, with his blue feathers nervously drumming,
"I MUST find some way to stop 3.5 from coming!"

For,
Tomorrow, he knew...

...All the casuals he'd gauge,
Would stay up all night. They'd rush for the home page!
And then! Oh, the noise! Oh, the Noise! Noise! Noise! Noise!
All the spam posts he'd hate more than that wavedash of Roy's!

Then the players, young and old, would flood the boards where we smash.
And they'd crash! And they'd crash!
And they'd CRASH! CRASH! CRASH! CRASH!
They would crash like a DDOS, a bandwidth-clogging feast
Which was something the Bird couldn't stand in the least!"

And THEN
They'd do something
He liked least of all!
Every Smasher down in Smashville, the tall and the small,
Would gather in the social thread, their notifications ringing.
They'd repeat post after post. And the PMBR's praises they'd be singing!

They'd sing! And they'd sing!
AND they'd SING! SING! SING! SING!
And the more the bird thought of this based-PMBR-sing,
The more the Bird thought, "I must stop this whole thing!"
"Why, for 3.2 versions I've put up with it now!
"I MUST stop this update from coming!

... But HOW?"

Then he got an idea!
And awful idea!
THE BIRD
GOT A WONDERFUL, JANKY IDEA!

"All I need is a scapegoat...:
The Bird looked around.
But, since top tiers were a plenty, any would be sound.
Did that stop the old Bird...?
No! The Bird simply said,
"If I can't pick a scapegoat, I'll make one instead!"
So he called his bud, Fox. Then he took a look at the thread
And he started designing around him instead!

THEN
He loaded some capsules
And an old empty box
And snuck into the BackRoom
and he unleashed Star

The the Bird said, "Dont try me!"
And the update's design started down
Towards a path where the spacies
Would readily keep their crown.

All the character pages were dark. Quiet anticipation filled the air.
All the mains were dreaming of sweet buffs without care
When he came to Mewtwo, who's WOOP wasn't fair.
"This is stop number one," the salty Bird hissed
And he climbed into the files, needless to say Magus'd be pissed!

Then he slid down his range. Which was rather absurd.
But, if StrongBad could do it, then so could the Bird.
He got stuck only once, for an Up air or two.
Then he got in an Fsmash, and past the ledge :mewtwo: flew
Where a plethora of tethers all hung in a row.
"These don't match melee," he grinned, "they're the first things to go!"

Then he looked over to Fox, who was eager to shine,
Around the whole cast, each recovery he'd redesign!
Rocket barrels! And Hang time! Ledge Regrabs! Hovers!
Landing lag! Jumpsquat! Projectiles, despite all their lovers!
And he nerfed them in droves. Then the Bird, very nimbly,
Buffed his and Fox's, to NTSC, just like Melee!

Then he slunk to the mid tiers. He wanted to nerf the whole field!
He took away shell shifting! He took away PK Fire on shield!
He cleared away "jank" as quick as a flash.
Why, that Bird even changed Fox's Usmash!

Then he touched up projectiles and exclaimed with glee,
"And NOW!" grinned the Bird, "the only cancel-able laser will be me!"

And the Bird took the paralyzer, and locked away the dash
When he heard the charging of a certain Down Smash.
He turned around fast, and saw Zero Suit Samus!
She seemed melee enough, though her tether was a was minus.

The Bird had been caught by this relative newcomer
Who'd been checking her thread, hoping the change won't be a bummer.
She stared at the Bird and said, "Strong Bad, why,
"Why are you taking by Dash Canceled B? WHY?"

But, you know, that old spacie was so smart and so slick
He thought up a lie, and he thought it up quick!
"Why, there's not right, a bug with your Blaster!
"So, Im taking it to my BackRoom, here I'll make your grab faster!"

And his fib fooled the girl. Then he patted her head
And he got her some alt costumes that nerds think of in bed.
And when Zero Suit Samus went off, content with her grab,
HE changed all her throws, quite a low jab!

Then the last think he took as he took to the air,
Was some edge off of his lingering Dair!
He said it's to cover his tracks, the old liar.
The top tiers he left looking nothing like prior.

Then
He did the same thing
To the rest of the cast's moves

Leaving buffs
Much too small
A melee bias, he sure proves!

it was quarter past dawn...
All the smashers, still awake
All the PMBR, still working
When he packed up his .zip file he thinks he forgot Snake,
But he got Diddy! Lucas! Mewtwo! Sonic!
The jank! The Autocombos! All those were quite toxic!

Three thousand strangers watching the thread! Up to the recycle bin prepared to dump it,
He cackled with glee as he was finally rid of that dumb Pit!
"No johns to the scrubs!" he was spacily humming.
"They're finding out now that no changelist is coming!
"They're going to bed! I know just what they'll do!
"Their mouths will hang open after the jank of 3.02
"Then all the whiners down in Smashboards will all cry BOO-HOO!

"That's a noise," grinned the Bird,
"That I simply MUST hear!"
So he paused. And the Bird put his hand to his ear.
And he did hear a sound rising up rather slow.
It started in low. Then it started to grow...

But the thread wasn't sad!
Why, the community was merry!
It couldn't be so!
But it WAS merry! VERY!

He stared down at the changelog!
The Bird popped his eyes!
Then he SD'ed,
Taken back from the shocking surprise!

Most every poster down in the social thread, the tall and the small,
Was singing praises! Without hardly any buffs at all!

He HADN'T stopped 3.5 from coming!
IT CAME!
Somehow or another, it came just the same!

And the Bird, with his metal feet ice-cold all alone on his stoop,
Stood puzzling and puzzling: "Mewtwos are fine with the Woop?
"It came with range nerfs! It came without hover nair!
"It came with nerfs to Shadow Ball, utilt and Bair!"
And he puzzled three hours, till he remembered smash four.
Then the Bird thought of something he hadn't before!
"Maybe PM," he thought, "doesn't need to come from a store.
"Maybe PM... perhaps...means a little bit more!"

And what happened then...?
Well... in the PMBR they say
That Falco's spot on the tier list
Grew three sizes that day!
And the minute his heart didn't feel quite so tight,
He whizzed to the thread through the bright morning light
And he brought the people All Star mode! A ton of fun to say the least!

And he...

..HE HIMSELF....!

The Bird was still liked the least!

I love you


Also me and SpiderMad have the same habits, I look for the character threads at around this time that Magus or shadic are still arguing with salty link/zelda mains, and take in all the wonderful frame data and game designs.

 

[DrinkingFood]

The Spacie that Pillared PM


Every Smasher
Down in Smashville
Liked PM a lot...

But the Bird,
Who lived just north of Smashville,
Did NOT!

The hated PM! All the PM scenes!
Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows what he means.
It could be that his Dair wasn't ported over just right.
It could be, perhaps, that his margin for error has now become too tight.
But I think that the most likely reason of all
May have been that his Up B was two units too small!

But,
Whatever the reason,
His Firebird or his Dair,
He sat there in the thread, hating the affair,
Staring at his monitor with a sour, spacie frown
At the warm hearted comments filling the town.
For he knew that every scrub down in reddit beneath
Was busy now, admiring Marth's fancy new sheath.

"And they're playing on stamina!" he snarled with a sneer.
"The BR said 3.5's the 14th! It's practically here!"
Then he growled, with his blue feathers nervously drumming,
"I MUST find some way to stop 3.5 from coming!"

For,
Tomorrow, he knew...

...All the casuals he'd gauge,
Would stay up all night. They'd rush for the home page!
And then! Oh, the noise! Oh, the Noise! Noise! Noise! Noise!
All the spam posts he'd hate more than that wavedash of Roy's!

Then the players, young and old, would flood the boards where we smash.
And they'd crash! And they'd crash!
And they'd CRASH! CRASH! CRASH! CRASH!
They would crash like a DDOS, a bandwidth-clogging feast
Which was something the Bird couldn't stand in the least!"

And THEN
They'd do something
He liked least of all!
Every Smasher down in Smashville, the tall and the small,
Would gather in the social thread, their notifications ringing.
They'd repeat post after post. And the PMBR's praises they'd be singing!

They'd sing! And they'd sing!
AND they'd SING! SING! SING! SING!
And the more the bird thought of this based-PMBR-sing,
The more the Bird thought, "I must stop this whole thing!"
"Why, for 3.2 versions I've put up with it now!
"I MUST stop this update from coming!

... But HOW?"

Then he got an idea!
And awful idea!
THE BIRD
GOT A WONDERFUL, JANKY IDEA!

"All I need is a scapegoat...:
The Bird looked around.
But, since top tiers were a plenty, any would be sound.
Did that stop the old Bird...?
No! The Bird simply said,
"If I can't pick a scapegoat, I'll make one instead!"
So he called his bud, Fox. Then he took a look at the thread
And he started designing around him instead!

THEN
He loaded some capsules
And an old empty box
And snuck into the BackRoom
and he unleashed Star

The the Bird said, "Dont try me!"
And the update's design started down
Towards a path where the spacies
Would readily keep their crown.

All the character pages were dark. Quiet anticipation filled the air.
All the mains were dreaming of sweet buffs without care
When he came to Mewtwo, who's WOOP wasn't fair.
"This is stop number one," the salty Bird hissed
And he climbed into the files, needless to say Magus'd be pissed!

Then he slid down his range. Which was rather absurd.
But, if StrongBad could do it, then so could the Bird.
He got stuck only once, for an Up air or two.
Then he got in an Fsmash, and past the ledge :mewtwo: flew
Where a plethora of tethers all hung in a row.
"These don't match melee," he grinned, "they're the first things to go!"

Then he looked over to Fox, who was eager to shine,
Around the whole cast, each recovery he'd redesign!
Rocket barrels! And Hang time! Ledge Regrabs! Hovers!
Landing lag! Jumpsquat! Projectiles, despite all their lovers!
And he nerfed them in droves. Then the Bird, very nimbly,
Buffed his and Fox's, to NTSC, just like Melee!

Then he slunk to the mid tiers. He wanted to nerf the whole field!
He took away shell shifting! He took away PK Fire on shield!
He cleared away "jank" as quick as a flash.
Why, that Bird even changed Fox's Usmash!

Then he touched up projectiles and exclaimed with glee,
"And NOW!" grinned the Bird, "the only cancel-able laser will be me!"

And the Bird took the paralyzer, and locked away the dash
When he heard the charging of a certain Down Smash.
He turned around fast, and saw Zero Suit Samus!
She seemed melee enough, though her tether was a was minus.

The Bird had been caught by this relative newcomer
Who'd been checking her thread, hoping the change won't be a bummer.
She stared at the Bird and said, "Strong Bad, why,
"Why are you taking by Dash Canceled B? WHY?"

But, you know, that old spacie was so smart and so slick
He thought up a lie, and he thought it up quick!
"Why, there's not right, a bug with your Blaster!
"So, Im taking it to my BackRoom, here I'll make your grab faster!"

And his fib fooled the girl. Then he patted her head
And he got her some alt costumes that nerds think of in bed.
And when Zero Suit Samus went off, content with her grab,
HE changed all her throws, quite a low jab!

Then the last think he took as he took to the air,
Was some edge off of his lingering Dair!
He said it's to cover his tracks, the old liar.
The top tiers he left looking nothing like prior.

Then
He did the same thing
To the rest of the cast's moves

Leaving buffs
Much too small
A melee bias, he sure proves!

it was quarter past dawn...
All the smashers, still awake
All the PMBR, still working
When he packed up his .zip file he thinks he forgot Snake,
But he got Diddy! Lucas! Mewtwo! Sonic!
The jank! The Autocombos! All those were quite toxic!

Three thousand strangers watching the thread! Up to the recycle bin prepared to dump it,
He cackled with glee as he was finally rid of that dumb Pit!
"No johns to the scrubs!" he was spacily humming.
"They're finding out now that no changelist is coming!
"They're going to bed! I know just what they'll do!
"Their mouths will hang open after the jank of 3.02
"Then all the whiners down in Smashboards will all cry BOO-HOO!

"That's a noise," grinned the Bird,
"That I simply MUST hear!"
So he paused. And the Bird put his hand to his ear.
And he did hear a sound rising up rather slow.
It started in low. Then it started to grow...

But the thread wasn't sad!
Why, the community was merry!
It couldn't be so!
But it WAS merry! VERY!

He stared down at the changelog!
The Bird popped his eyes!
Then he SD'ed,
Taken back from the shocking surprise!

Most every poster down in the social thread, the tall and the small,
Was singing praises! Without hardly any buffs at all!

He HADN'T stopped 3.5 from coming!
IT CAME!
Somehow or another, it came just the same!

And the Bird, with his metal feet ice-cold all alone on his stoop,
Stood puzzling and puzzling: "Mewtwos are fine with the Woop?
"It came with range nerfs! It came without hover nair!
"It came with nerfs to Shadow Ball, utilt and Bair!"
And he puzzled three hours, till he remembered smash four.
Then the Bird thought of something he hadn't before!
"Maybe PM," he thought, "doesn't need to come from a store.
"Maybe PM... perhaps...means a little bit more!"

And what happened then...?
Well... in the PMBR they say
That Falco's spot on the tier list
Grew three sizes that day!
And the minute his heart didn't feel quite so tight,
He whizzed to the thread through the bright morning light
And he brought the people All Star mode! A ton of fun to say the least!

And he...

..HE HIMSELF....!

The Bird was still liked the least!

Why does this not have 50 likes

That's long af and I have no clue what it's a parody of I'm not reading it

It's the grinch you ****ing casual it couldn't be more obvious if it were almost christmas ti- OH WAIT

 

[SpiderMad]

Also me and SpiderMad have the same habits, I look for the character threads at around this time that Magus or shadic are still arguing with salty link/zelda mains, and take in all the wonderful frame data and game designs.

You could spend a year as a Paralegal understanding this

"A writ of mandamus will issue to correct a clear abuse of discretion when there is no adequate remedy at law. See In re FirstMerit Bank, N.A., 52 S.W.3d 749, 753 (Tex. 2001). The trial court abuses its discretion if it reaches a decision so arbitrary and unreasonable as to amount to a clear and prejudicial error of law. See Walker v. Packer, 827 S.W.2d 833, 839 (Tex. 1992) (orig. proceeding). When the trial court's decision rests on resolution of fact issues, the party opposing the trial court's decision must establish that the court could reasonably have reached only one decision. Id. at 839-40. The trial court has no discretion in determining what the law is or applying the law to the facts. Id. at 840. A party erroneously denied the right to arbitrate under the Federal Arbitration Act has no adequate legal remedy and may seek reversal of the order by filing a petition for writ of mandamus. See In re FirstMerit Bank, N.A., 52 S.W.3d at 753."

http://law.justia.com/cases/texas/ninth-court-of-appeals/2005/7753.html

or as smasher understanding this

"On non-floaties it wouldn't work the same as before with a 55 angle yeah. Difference between 361/55 mostly just affects the default KB not funneling right into standing f-tilt's range, and the dash grab/attack timings out of it not being as lenient. It's still her shortest total duration (23) and lowest endlag move, however. Stating the obvious here but the range is good, low commitment, safe on whiff, and nice on block for a ground move (-5) even if you can get grabbed if used in their face (though startup of f-tilt animation can dodge-counter a shield grab if near the outside of their reach). If you want an attack to put out in case they get caught by it while remaining relatively safe if they don't it's a good option. It's not a great move no, but it's not overshadowed by other options in the areas it excels in either though like you're saying, which was never really its ability to combo at low damage if they don't hold down or away."

http://smashboards.com/threads/song...odays-the-big-day.370699/page-5#post-18247943

@ DrinkingFood Because it's 4am, we are the night crew that awaits for the day dwellers to like our sleep deprived posts

 

[GHNeko]

Is there anyone here who is super into JRPGs? Enough so that I can discuss gameplay mechanics, intricacies from various jrpgs, as well as their nuances, shortcomings, and strengths?

A few weeks ago I came up with a gameplay system in my free time for a traditional jrpg with action rpg elements imbued into the game, akin to Paper Mario but I'm having issues recalling it.

So I'd like to have someone to shoot the **** with and talk about gameplay mechanics/battle systems/etc so I can actually write **** down and file under "**** i want to use in an actual game."

I'd highly appreciate someone who is extremely enthusiastic about JRPGs and can sit and talk about only gameplay alll day without touching on the story and being able to recall/cite specific attributes about said gameplay and can breakdown **** easily as well as be able to point out flaws and strengths fairly well and ****.

 

[Bleck]

Smash 4;

ggs to CGV, whoever you are

edit: I think the most disappointing part of Smash 4 is that Kirby's Stone still doesn't have

@Canon back me up here

 

[Grey Belnades]

I don't even play PM much. I only came here to post wrestling gifs and speak the truth about waifus (truth being that they're dumb).

 

[GHNeko]

old man grey you are really an old man

cannot except the age of waifus we now live in

next thing you know you'll be telling me to get off your lawn. only playboy magazines allowed.

 

[| Kailex |]

you talkin **** about my waifu?

Spoiler

 

[GHNeko]

Your signature's **** are obnoxiously big.

Pls Kailex. Do something about that.

 

[| Kailex |]

I think I should spoiler that, and my sig is small what are you talkin about

 

[kaizo13]

gawd i love melee

 

[GHNeko]

I think I should spoiler that, and my sig is small what are you talkin about

Spoiler

compared to a majority of signatures, your picture is actually pretty big.

Granted, I'm running at a 1360x768 resolution because the TV I'm using is really ****ty, but however, that signature takes up a lot of space lmfao. Pls take into consideration the not 1080p resolutions that exist in the world. ;_;

 

[| Kailex |]

Spoiler

compared to a majority of signatures, your picture is actually pretty big.

Granted, I'm running at a 1360x768 resolution because the TV I'm using is really ****ty, but however, that signature takes up a lot of space lmfao. Pls take into consideration the not 1080p resolutions that exist in the world. ;_;

thank you for spoilering that, because I always forget how to spoiler

 

[SpiderMad]

Spoiler

compared to a majority of signatures, your picture is actually pretty big.

Granted, I'm running at a 1360x768 resolution because the TV I'm using is really ****ty, but however, that signature takes up a lot of space lmfao. Pls take into consideration the not 1080p resolutions that exist in the world. ;_;

Fixed

 

[GHNeko]

It's surprising what bbcode features arent shown in the editor. x_x

Fixed

Contrary to popular belief, I DONT like **** shoved in my face all day.

 

[Bleck]

I've had sigs disabled for as long as I can remember and ^ that makes me feel like I've made the right decision

 

[Grey Belnades]

old man grey you are really an old man

cannot except the age of waifus we now live in

next thing you know you'll be telling me to get off your lawn. only playboy magazines allowed.

I'm holding off on telling you to get off my lawn till I destroy you at Apex and stuff your body pillow in the toilet. And NO playboys. Read a book instead of viewing sinful images with your perverse eyes.

Remember, a dirty mind is a dirty life.

you talkin **** about my waifu?

Spoiler

Damn right I'm talking about your waifu. Your waifu is dumb and if she was real, I'd suplex her into oblivion.

 

[| Kailex |]

Damn right I'm talking about your waifu. Your waifu is dumb and if she was real, I'd suplex her into oblivion.

you just jealous I have ganon all for myself, he'll send you to the shadow realm foreal

 

[Grey Belnades]

you just jealous I have ganon all for myself, he'll send you to the shadow realm foreal

He can't send anything to the shadow realm if he can't see it.

 

[| Kailex |]

He can't send anything to the shadow realm if he can't see it.

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**** you and your john cena crap

 

[Grey Belnades]

**** you and your john cena crap

If you can't handle it son, don't get in the squared circle with me.

And that's the bottom line cause Old Man Grey said so.

 

[PMS | LEVEL 100 MAGIKARP]

omfg falco is the grinch it all makes sense now

 

[Saxophoneoftime]

gawd i love melee

Omfg I started dying when Ganon jabs lined up perfectly with the horns.

Why is French house godly combo vid music?

 

[PootisKonga]

I had a dream last night where it was nearly decided that wavedashing would be removed from P:M because it was too fast for many people to do consistently or some stupid reason like that. No idea where that came from, I wavedash just fine

 

[Bleck]

the community's unctuous devotion to emergent gameplay is arguably the largest obstruction in competitive Smash' road to actual popularity

 

[PootisKonga]

the community's unctuous devotion to emergent gameplay is arguably the largest obstruction in competitive Smash' road to actual popularity

It's been way too long since I've seen a word I didn't know. It's almost refreshing learning more English, helps me write.

That being said, I don't really understand what you mean, but that might just be me being a newbie as usual

 

[Hinichii.ez.™]

Is there anyone here who is super into JRPGs? Enough so that I can discuss gameplay mechanics, intricacies from various jrpgs, as well as their nuances, shortcomings, and strengths?

A few weeks ago I came up with a gameplay system in my free time for a traditional jrpg with action rpg elements imbued into the game, akin to Paper Mario but I'm having issues recalling it.

So I'd like to have someone to shoot the **** with and talk about gameplay mechanics/battle systems/etc so I can actually write **** down and file under "**** i want to use in an actual game."

I'd highly appreciate someone who is extremely enthusiastic about JRPGs and can sit and talk about only gameplay alll day without touching on the story and being able to recall/cite specific attributes about said gameplay and can breakdown **** easily as well as be able to point out flaws and strengths fairly well and ****.

Yes
But **** u for not adding me on skype
U can not make this ok

 

[FrozenHobo]

I'm disappointed you guys haven't added pichu in yet. How can you claim to be a competitive mod without the best character? Also I can't win with MK by just pressing B. Fix that.

 

[Saxophoneoftime]

I'm disappointed you guys haven't added pichu in yet. How can you claim to be a competitive mod without the best character? Also I can't win with MK by just pressing B. Fix that.

This guy can't win without Meta Knight neutral B. Please nerf it more to keep casual scum like him away.