Pokemon Pickup lines!(lmao)

[skaterbaj]

http://www.pickuplinesgalore.com/pokemon.html


Let's have a Togepi of our own!
What's your favorite move? Mine is LICK.
Squirtle isn't the ONLY one that can use water gun. - wink -

Lol whats ur favorite one?

 

[mr.fizwidget]

holy ****

 

[Wiscus]

OH EMM GEE. first laugh of the day, thanks.
......
This is way too funny. Imaging people using these is making my head hurt :D
I think all of them are my favorite.

 

[skaterbaj]

Wanna make my ekans evolve? xD

 

[yummynbeefy]

Wanna make my ekans evolve? xD

LOL!!! best thing ive heard all day

 

[F Zero]

"I think I need a Paralyze Heal, because you look stunning."

"Are you a Rare Candy?"

"Can I get into YOUR Secret Base?"

"How about you use REST, so i can sleep with you."

ROFLMAO *FACEPALM FACEPALM FACEPALM*

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

 

[yummynbeefy]

Do you wanna see my POLI-WAG?
How would you like to see my viridian forest, well it's not really viridian.

LOL!!!

 

[Player-3]

I'm going to Hoppip into your pants.

 

[T3h Albino]

Copious amounts of fail D:

 

[Zero_Gamer]

Copious amounts of fail D:

Actually, you'd be getting copious amounts of TAIL WHIP

 

[BBQ°]

"I wanna Munchlax your Cloyster."

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

 

[Collective of Bears]

I Have Ultra Balls!!!