people tells me luigi is gay! is this truth or lies?

[Borat Sagdiyev]

Hello friends. I have a problem maybe all you can help me about.

My favorite person is LUIGI to play on Smashing brothers for the nintendo Wiis. And people tells me he is a homosexual! Does this mean i am also a gay?

I will appreciate your respondings.

 

[BUNI]

On Topic: I am pretty sure he is not homosexual, he has DFisy. Listen to a gay guy(me), playing a gay character will not make you gay.


Off Topic: Just to clear a few things up for you breeders i think i need to make a list.

- Touching a gay guy cannot make you gay
- Talking to a gay guy will not make you gay
- gay is not contagious in any way, at all
- Being gay is awesome
- gay gamers do exist and we are good(usually).
- not every gay guy wants you, but in some cases we do
- being gay is not a choice, you are born with it
- once again, you cannot catch gay
- GAY!

Any further serious questions just PM me ok.

 

[ADHD]

On Topic: I am pretty sure he is not homosexual, he has DFisy. Listen to a gay guy(me), playing a gay character will not make you gay.


Off Topic: Just to clear a few things up for you breeders i think i need to make a list.

- Touching a gay guy cannot make you gay
- Talking to a gay guy will not make you gay
- gay is not contagious in any way, at all
- Being gay is awesome
- gay gamers do exist and we are good(usually).
- not every gay guy wants you, but in some cases we do
- being gay is not a choice, you are born with it
- once again, you cannot catch gay
- GAY!

Any further serious questions just PM me ok.

Lol that really made me laugh

 

[Stalfoe]

I know this guy, and his best friend was gay and now he's gay too. NOW TELL ME GAY ISN'T CONTAGIOUS! I have to clean my screen of his text quick!

 

[Spartan1841]

Luigi isn't gay
And him being your favorite doesn't make you gay even if he were gay
Oh and gayness isn't contagious or maybe it is....just don't let it get to you

 

[surrepGuy]

Makes me laugh how theres always people willing to play with topics like this

 

[hippochinfat!!]

You cannot grasp the true form of Luigi's sexuality!

 

[Stalfoe]

Screw edits, Luigi is NOT GAY! I have pictures to prove it!

Here we have a picture of Luigi about to be not gay with Princess Peach.

Here we have Luigi kicking the **** out of a Koopa in a very manly, very heterosexual way.

Luigi and Mario are shown here at a not gay bar.

Luigi dealing drugs in this picture. Drug dealers are not gay.

Mario has dressed up in a very feminine style here and Luigi hates it. Luigi really does not like Mario pretending to be gay, even if it is for lulz.

Here Luigi and Mario are about to **** a small girl in a heterosexual way. I am sure they will either take turns or not stare at each other's man parts.

Mario is touching Luigi here, in a totally heterosexual way, but Luigi still does not like to be touched by another man.

This looks to be either Luigi's wife, daughter or *****. Any way you split it, Luigi is straight.

Here we have Luigi in the passenger seat of a sexy manly sports car murdering a pedestrian through heterosexual means.

Luigi does landscaping part time in the Winter season when plumbing is slow. He looks very not gay in this picture and we all know landscapers are not gay.

 

[KillamEXE]

Doesn't he sex with Daisy? Wait... If Luigi likes Daisies, he MUST be the gay!

 

[Fatmanonice]

No, he's not gay. He's just a necrophiliac who's into beastiality and sadocism.

*waits for the political correctness police to come*

add in: *sees last picture above and stabs himself in the eyes with a power drill*

 

[Grimpeh]

I've never seen any hints of Luigi being gay, he's manly.
I lol'd at those pics btw.

 

[Weed]

On Topic: I am pretty sure he is not homosexual, he has DFisy. Listen to a gay guy(me), playing a gay character will not make you gay.


Off Topic: Just to clear a few things up for you breeders i think i need to make a list.

- Touching a gay guy cannot make you gay
- Talking to a gay guy will not make you gay
- gay is not contagious in any way, at all
- Being gay is awesome
- gay gamers do exist and we are good(usually).
- not every gay guy wants you, but in some cases we do
- being gay is not a choice, you are born with it
- once again, you cannot catch gay
- GAY!

Any further serious questions just PM me ok.

it can if the balls are touching

 

[KillamEXE]

Koopa looks kinda like the bad guy from MegaMan games... I can't remember what his name is. =P

 

[BUNI]

it can if the balls are touching

Quiet dont tell the breeders...

 

[AlAxe]

People are just jealous that Luigi gets more poon than they do.

 

[Borat Sagdiyev]

I thanks you all very much for all your respondings. But I am a little confusing.

The Bunny says touching the gay men doesn't make you a gay. But when I touch my friends in their pants they call me a gay! explain to me please.

 

[Stalfoe]

When do you take the advice from a Bunny?

 

[someguy12]

i laugh at the people taking this thread seriously.
(except for BUNI, who is defending the gay way of life. *applause* [i am straight, btw]