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john g

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laverton->melbourne->victoria->australia
hey the meaning of this thread is to get lyrics of songs and to twist them so you make fun of someone or the song eg:
SEXY BACK (ORIGINAL)
i'm bringing sexy back
Them other boys don't know how to act

SEXY BACK (GOVERNMENTAL)
i'm bringing taxes back
i'm gonna rip you off and that's a fact
 

Mic_128

Wake up...
Administrator
BRoomer
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Location
Steam
They see me mowin' my front lawn
I know they're all thinkin' I'm so
White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Can't you see I'm white and nerdy
Look at me I'm white and nerdy

I wanna roll with the gangstas
But so far they all think I'm too
White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
Really, really white and nerdy

First in my class here at MIT
Got skills, I'm a champion at D&D
M.C. Escher, that's my favorite M.C.
Keep your 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin, to the contrary
You'll find that they're quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Stephen Hawking's in my library

My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
Got people beggin' for my top eight spaces
Yo, I know pi to a thousand places
Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I'm a wiz at Minesweeper, I could play for days
Once you've see my sweet moves, you're gonna stay amazed
My fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze

There's no killer app I haven't run (run)
At Pascal, well I'm number one (one)
Do vector calculus just for fun
I ain't got a gat, but I got a soldering gun (what?)
Happy Days is my favorite theme song
I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I'm fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon(in part)


They see me roll on my Segway
I know in my heart they think I'm
White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Can't you see I'm white and nerdy
Look at me I'm white and nerdy


I'd like to roll with the gangstas
Although it's apparent I'm too
White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
How'd I get so white and nerdy

I been browsin', inspectin' X-Men comics
You know I collect 'em
The pens in my pocket, I must protect them
My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
Shoppin' online for deals on some writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now and have you R-O-T-F-L-O-L

I got a business doing websites (websites)
When my friends need a code, who do they call?
I do HTML for 'em all
Even made a homepage for my dog (yo)
I got myself a fanny pack
They were havin' a sale down at The Gap
Spend my nights with a role of bubble wrap
Pop, pop - hope no one sees me get freaky

I'm nerdy in the extreme
Im Whiter than sour cream
I was in A/V club and glee club
And even the chess team
Only question I ever thought was hard was
"Do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?"
Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Fair
Got my name on my underwear

They see me strollin', they're laughin'
And rollin' their eyes cause I'm so
White and nerdy

Just because I'm white and nerdy
Just because I'm white and nerdy
All because I'm white and nerdy
Holy cow, I'm white and nerdy

I wanna bowl with the gangstas
But oh well, it's obvious I'm
White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and
Look at me I'm white and nerdy
 

Sandy

Smash Champion
Joined
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2,242
Location
North Georgia
Black Parade (Original)

When I was a young boy,
My father took me into the city
To see a marching band.

He said, "Son when you grow up,
will you be the saviour of the broken, The beaten and the ****ed?"
He said "Will you defeat them,
your demons, and all the non believers, the plans that they have made?"
Because one day I leave you,
A phantom to lead you in the summer,
To join the black parade."

Sometimes I get the feeling she's watching over me.
And other times I feel like I should go.
Through it all, the rise and fall, the bodies in the streets.
When you're gone we want you all to know

We'll Carry on,
We'll Carry on
Though your dead and gone believe me
Your memory will carry on
Carry on
We'll carry on
And in my heart I cant contain it
The anthem wont explain it.


The Smash Parade

When I was a young n00b,
My father took me into Mute city
To see a F-Zero Race.

He said, "Son when you grow up,
will you be the saviour of the broken, The beaten and the pwned?"
He said "Will you defeat them,
your demons, and all the non wavedashers, the plans that they have made?"
Because one day I leave you,
A male wire frame to lead you in the summer,
To join the smash parade."

Sometimes I get the feeling
Of pwning everything
and other times I feel like I should know
when through it all the rise and fall
of the online great elite
and when I go I want you all to know
I pwned you all, I pwned you all
And though I lost to a n00b believe me
My memory will carry on
I pwned you all
and in my room I can't contain it
the h4x can never tame it
 

smash~bomber

Smash Journeyman
Joined
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Messages
341
Location
Somewhere where it's not quite hot, but not quite
betcha by golly wow= original

There's a spark of magic in your eyes
Candyland appears each time U smile
Never thought that fairy tales came true
But they come true when I'm near U

U're a genie in disguise
Full of wonder and surprise and...

CHORUS:
Betcha by golly wow! (wow!) (wow!)
U're the one that I've been waiting 4 4ever
And ever will my love 4 U keep growing strong
Keep growing strong...

my version:
there's a spark, oh noes you are on fire~
must call 911, before you fry~
but i guess i should just get water,
what will i do? what will i do?

there's a bucket full of ice,
its half melted, water, nice~

chorus:
splash the water on you (you! YOU!)
it's the water you've been waiting for forever~
and ever will the blazing flames, keep burning on,
keep burning on...
 

Crimson King

I am become death
BRoomer
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Since only half of the posts are original, I think this would make a much better forum game than staying alive in the Proom.
 

SSBMasterFox

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Location
I live in a little place called Strawberry, Arkans
Here's an original one, CK.

The Devil Went Down to Denny's​

(Beginning Devil's short fiddle solo from original song)

The Devil went down to Denny's,
he was lookin' for somethin' to eat.
He'd skipped lunch,
needed somethin' to munch,
so he walked in and took a seat.

When he looked across the room,
and saw that the waiter was just a mortal,
the Devil jumped on top of a table, said,
"Yeah, I'd like to order!"

"Now, the sign out front of the restaurant,
says you make the best pie around,
but I'm a vandel,
who likes to gamble.
I say mine's the best in town.

So show me how good your pie is, boy,
through those kitchen doors.
I bet some brand new bowls,
against your soul,
to think my pie's better than yours!"

The waiter said,

"My name's Johnny,
and I ain't backin' down.
I'll take your wager,
now your in danger.
My pie's the best around!"

Johnny, you'd better heat your stoves,
if you're gonna make that pie.
The Devil's in your restaurant,
and your life is on the line.
And if your pie's the best,
you get these shiny brand new bowls,
but if it's not,
the Devil gets your soul!

(Devil's short fiddle solo from original song)

The Devil walked into the kitchen,
said, "I guess I'll start this show."
And all the appliance FIRED up,
as he heated up the stoves.
And he mixed the dough inside the pan,
and put the pan in the oven to bake.
Then he set the timer for 30 minutes,
said, "Now we have to wait."

(Band of Demons and Devil song from original song)

When Johnny ate the pie,
he said, "I guess that that was decent,
but don't you look at what I use.
My recipe is secret!"

Chocolate chips and cookie dough!

(short fiddle from original song)

Peanut butter with some egg yolk!

(short fiddle from original song)

Graham cracker crust is what we'll use!

(short fiddle from original song)

The Devil's pie is 'bout to lose!

(Short fiddle followed by Johnny's fiddle solo from original song)

The Devil took a sniff,
and he knew that he was hooked.
He couldn't bare not to eat,
the treat that Johnny cooked.

So he gave the bowls to Johnny,
and ordered another round.
Then Johnny said, "That's what I thought!
My pie's the best around!"

Thanks to:

Chocolate chips and cookie dough!

(short fiddle from original song)

Peanut butter with some egg yolk!

(short fiddle from original song)

The Devil gave up his best bowls!

(short fiddle from original song)

And Johnny got to keep his soul!

(Short fiddle followed by Johnny's fiddle solo from original song)
(Fiddle solo ending the song)



Well? What do y'all think?!?!
 

Zabutur

Smash Apprentice
Joined
Jun 15, 2007
Messages
141
Location
The Temple of The Titans
As I walk throught the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my wife, and realize she's very plain
But that's just perfect for an Amish like me
you she we shun fancy things like electricity.

at 4:30 in the morning I'm milking cows,
Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows...
and I've been working and plowing so long that
Even Ezikiel thinks that my mind is gone.

I'm a man of the land; I'm into disipline
Got a Bible in my hand, and a beard on my chin...
... ... ... ... ... (Amish Paradise)
 

Eor

Banned via Warnings
BRoomer
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Location
Bed
the idea of this was to post your own parodies, not famous ones
 

mask man

Smash Cadet
Joined
Jun 23, 2007
Messages
30
black and murdering.the porady porady.

they see me stabbing,yo mamma.
i swear on my ***** they think im black 'n murdren(pronounced murd-ren)
i have a few ideas on the next part but nothing to good...

ok i dont have a name for this one,it makes fun of r kellys urban opra(which btw is PWN-AGE)

its a few days since i passed out,when a dream of egg monsters wakes me.
im looking around in a room with,hi tech weaponenry that dont belong to me.
when a voice yells "im going to **** you," from the bathroom.
she came out and to my suprize it was an alein with big boobs,
now i have this scared look on my face like what the ****
here i am quickly trying to pull out my gun,searching for another running towards the door,
she put a force feild round it,
says "you cant do that!"
looked at her with total fear,
then ran into the closet.
she reach for her bra strap closing in,
then her dude busted in
he wore and mask and


ill finnish later
 

Darkslash

Smash Master
Joined
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Messages
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Location
Strangereal Equestria
The Virgin Child Makes Her Wish Without Feeling Anything

You smell, the end of the Hurl
I see the rising demons in my dreams
And the spoiled child made a wish upon a car
and that night her mother stalks no more

keep hold the end the seams
a shining case splashes in cream
and the spoiled child loses all her gold
that night her mother eyes see smores
and the wind blows a high school child breaks out in song
such a horrible production never heard before!
NO MORE TEENAGE FILMS!
THE SANE PERSON CRIES OUT IN PAIN!!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PYMZVuse4U
 

airsmasher

Smash Apprentice
Joined
Oct 27, 2008
Messages
122
Miley Cyrus Parody song (sung to the tune of “see you again)

I’ve got a big fat ego
Deep inside
My songs are overplayed
Far and wide
Disney controls my career
But I don’t know why
‘Cause I wanna be in a porno

Hugh Heffner, Vanity Fair
Gave me deals
I’m tired of helping out
Meals on Wheels
My dad wanted me to restore his fame
But I don’t know why
‘Cause I wanna be in a porno

When they said I was cute
I said I’m a prostitute
No one gave me the right
But for that I will fight
Even if I do dare
No one will really care
So I think I’ll give it a try
Oooooh I wanna be in a porno.

My parents gave me a
Giant room
I made them lots of money
When they were in gloom
That’s really from lots of stripping
And that they don’t know
‘Cause I wanna be in a porno.

My fans do stand beside me
With whatever plans I unfurl
But that is really because
They’re all preteen girls
Their parents will censor my stuff
On iO
‘Cause I wanna be in a porno!!!
 
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