this thread is absolutely hilarious
hi, my name is steeler.
and i'm dying.
and its squirtle's fault.
not from pt-itis...
i have...
i have...
NAAAAAAAAAAAAH JUST KIDDING
i treated that disease a while ago...
only to have something else take its place...
...
no really though, i suffer from pt-itis. at first it wasn't a big problem...it was as if i didn't even have the disease. none of my pokemon really stood out, excelled. but slowly, surely, pt-itis reared its ugly head. squirtle began to bully ivysaur and charizard into staying in their balls...squirtle was sure that he could handle everything on its own. and he was right...not even fatigue could stop him. eventually my squirtle began to level up at a rapid rate, and i began to lose control. squirtle was like a disease, an addiction...i couldn't get enough. and neither could squirtle. game and watch? tech the down throws, predict the kill moves, and take advantage of the lag on his moves. marth? play patiently and get inside his range so that tip doesn't matter. meta knight? he's still a lil *****. my squirtle began to level up so quickly, i had to stop playing him. i capped him at level 98 so that...you know, just in case i ever want to evolve him to blastoise, i can!
now ivysaur and charizard are getting more work, although squirtle still bullies them back sometimes...those squirtle squad glasses are intimidating. charizard is coming along nicely, and is at level 69. for some reason he doesn't want to level up again...and ivysaur is actually only level 16. i evolved her and decided to ignore ivysaur. cuz she's the ugly, awkward teenage girl of the group. squirtle's a bossy toddler and charizard is a physically intimidating, yet strangly sensitive middle aged body trainer. it's a lot of work, but slowly i will defeat pt-itis...in the meantime, i'm still searching for missingno, so i can take the easy route and level all three up to level 256...and become...
...a pokemon master...