Osama bin Laden shot and killed in India!

[Darkurai]

That murderous elephant finally met his match!

PATNA, India - An elephant nicknamed "Osama bin Laden" that killed at least 11 people and injured dozens has been shot dead, officials in eastern India said on Saturday.

The wild male elephant had been terrorizing villagers in two states in recent months, destroying their crops and homes.

Forest officials and a police team tracked down the rogue jumbo in the eastern state of Jharkhand late on Friday, where it was shot dead, senior government official Ravi Ranjan said.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24901077/

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[Tonyman]

Hah! at first i thought it was actually the human one, i guess everyone did, or will do

 

[Black Waltz]

lol
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[notftomearth7]

Whew...I was worried that we were talking about the human one jk.

 

[Johnthegalactic]

Pres Bush reads article to public.

My fellow Americans, we have got him, Osama is dead, it has been many years but this hideous....huh.......wait.....Osama the Elaphant?
Nevermind, the search will continue....

That would be best political screwup of the year, yes?

Anyway, that article realed me in like Mark Sosin does to a Bonefish.

 

[tmw_redcell]

Whew...I was worried that we were talking about the human one jk.

Worried? You are anti-American.

 

[Kirin]

Man, I was hoping it was the guy. Way to lead me on.

 

[Eriatarka]

Curse those rogue jumbos..

 

[Chris Lionheart]

Serves that big-eared ****ard right.