His new bf hates smash i guess...
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Omaha Weekly Smashfests
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MaJiK
Smash Ace
For his new past time. Cross dressing for the man that one day i will scream
im gonna do the voice
MaJiK
Smash Ace
MegaRobMan
Smash Hero
resTy
Smash Champion
Y'all are just mad that I don't like you like that. Stay jelly.
MegaRobMan
Smash Hero
I'm just mad that you are gay.
MaJiK
Smash Ace
damn we got phobes in here. and from a dude who plays sucha gay game
its brawl ;P
i support u tyser we gonna find some hot male a$$ for uz
resTy
Smash Champion
I'm not gay though. You guys are just being meanies and picking on me :'(
EDIT: I'll give you the full details about why I haven't fucked a bitch yet, next time we meet. It has something to do with a condition that I've had for a long time that I don't go around telling people about because it's not really anyone's business; only five people know, Yulai being one of them. I seriously don't think you guys are ready for this, but you had to know sometime I guess...
EDIT: I'll give you the full details about why I haven't fucked a bitch yet, next time we meet. It has something to do with a condition that I've had for a long time that I don't go around telling people about because it's not really anyone's business; only five people know, Yulai being one of them. I seriously don't think you guys are ready for this, but you had to know sometime I guess...
MegaRobMan
Smash Hero
Is it that you are a 16 year old girl?
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lol wtf kind of support is that rob
MegaRobMan
Smash Hero
Supposedly, there is a 16 year old GIRL wolf main from Omaha, Nebraska, who rang my doorbell for 10 minutes straight and I didn't hear it for my tournament. aka tyser.
I was just mad that Tyser said he was gay because i bet 5$ he wasn't gay and I thought I'd have to pay up. tbh one of my best friends is gay or emo whatever the kids call it these days, I get it confused.
The kind of confused like why Tyser would bring up being a virgin without being baited into it. He brought it up out of nowhere, people aren't seriously calling him gay, people saying "Yo, you're gay" is what the internet is for.
I was just mad that Tyser said he was gay because i bet 5$ he wasn't gay and I thought I'd have to pay up. tbh one of my best friends is gay or emo whatever the kids call it these days, I get it confused.
The kind of confused like why Tyser would bring up being a virgin without being baited into it. He brought it up out of nowhere, people aren't seriously calling him gay, people saying "Yo, you're gay" is what the internet is for.
resTy
Smash Champion
Only difference is that I got called out in person about it by David. Whether he was serious or not I'm unsure about since I can't ever really tell when people in the Smash community are joking around or not. I don't like being called gay more than anything. It bugs me since I'm not, plus I'm a homophobe; sorry to all the homos out there. Which is why I'm gonna get this off my chest for everyone who thinks I am.
Basically, people were all over the fact that I pass up a lot of chances to get laid and came to a conclusion that I'm a homosexual, which isn't the case. I was okay with the guys poking fun for 5-10 minutes because we're all friends joking around and shit but then kids got into it for a good 1-1.5 hours and I was just wondering if this was real life or not. I didn't wanna just bust out and tell people about my sitch because I didn't feel like you guys should know yet but apparently you guys REALLY want to have a reason other than believing me when I say I'm not.
Either way, it feels like people have been wondering about this for a while since I've never had a girlfriend and all that junk. People being the rest of the Smashers in town who aren't David and Tony. Maybe after you know what's going on behind the surface, you guys might understand the reason why I do what I do. Just kind of sucks that it's coming out like this instead of me telling you guys about it on my own terms and not in such a hostile way...
Basically, people were all over the fact that I pass up a lot of chances to get laid and came to a conclusion that I'm a homosexual, which isn't the case. I was okay with the guys poking fun for 5-10 minutes because we're all friends joking around and shit but then kids got into it for a good 1-1.5 hours and I was just wondering if this was real life or not. I didn't wanna just bust out and tell people about my sitch because I didn't feel like you guys should know yet but apparently you guys REALLY want to have a reason other than believing me when I say I'm not.
Either way, it feels like people have been wondering about this for a while since I've never had a girlfriend and all that junk. People being the rest of the Smashers in town who aren't David and Tony. Maybe after you know what's going on behind the surface, you guys might understand the reason why I do what I do. Just kind of sucks that it's coming out like this instead of me telling you guys about it on my own terms and not in such a hostile way...
Thanks dude. Glad you like it. I need to come out for some games sometime.
Tyser the reason I call you out like that is not cause I really think your gay but because its just a real fun way to make fun of you. Its not that I dont like ya or consider you a friend its cause your so wishy washy as we can see with your "ima quit smash" post which is so common for you. SO whatever your real prob is I hope it explains that behavior, too. Either way Tyser I'll still accept you and talk to you cause you were .... =D
MegaRobMan
Smash Hero
People seriously sat around and called you gay for an hour and a half? Damn, looks like I missed the klan rally again :/
I always assume you are trolling so I am assuming your problem is going to be something like "I'm shy" or "I have bad breath", but the fact that you are being real makes me believe you may actually have some sort of issue outside of "Confidence" like you were saying on the way back from DsM the other month.
tbh I don't know why you would tell us something like this, it's none of our business anyway and the potential for parody is high, considering we are all trolling a$$holes. Saving yourself for love is kewl.
MaJiK
Smash Ace
o ok its a condition....
DO NOT TELL US
dude if it's a secret keep it that way you don't owe us anything.
i thought this was gonna be a running joke for a while until devon did something gay again
MegaRobMan
Smash Hero
I think Tyser is getting it clear so Devon doesn't do anything gay.
resTy
Smash Champion
I know you guys like having fun with me because I'm easy to poke fun at. I'm usually okay with it because it's funny and both parties are having a good time. The problem is that after I was noticeably uncomfortable, you guys just kept bringing it and I was like "Are these guys gonna keep egging me on or are they man enough to know their limit?" That's the thing that bothered me the most; also being called gay for over an hour sucks.
Apparently, you guys don't need to know, or rather don't want to know, what I condition I have either. I'll just keep that to myself then. It's probably better off if you don't know. I don't want people to treat me differently because of new knowledge...
Apparently, you guys don't need to know, or rather don't want to know, what I condition I have either. I'll just keep that to myself then. It's probably better off if you don't know. I don't want people to treat me differently because of new knowledge...
MegaRobMan
Smash Hero
Poor Thugz, people have been calling him gay for about 13 years straight.
Tyser, if you wanna tell us in person, do it, but posting this kind of stuff online is not a good idea.
Tyser, if you wanna tell us in person, do it, but posting this kind of stuff online is not a good idea.
resTy
Smash Champion
I'm just gonna tell you guys straight up, man. My condition is Trolliosis. It's something I was born with that makes me troll unintentionally and causes me to sometimes go a little bit too far about my lies, such as me having a serious condition that hinders my ability with women and that I'm straight. I'm obviously gay . . . faggots.
Oh yeah, get trolled. That pony took me like five hours to think up. In actuality, I'm just salty that I got exposed. I'll tell you guys all about how I like elephants in my animal crackers next time we chill :')
EDIT: I thought people would have realized I was making shampoo up after I mentioned a "condition" that I have. If I had one, I wouldn't be posting it on Smashboards LOLOLOL. Trying to sound genuine on a computer keyboard is so freaking easy. JESUS CHRIST!
Anyways, <3 you guys. Mega homo.
Oh yeah, get trolled. That pony took me like five hours to think up. In actuality, I'm just salty that I got exposed. I'll tell you guys all about how I like elephants in my animal crackers next time we chill :')
EDIT: I thought people would have realized I was making shampoo up after I mentioned a "condition" that I have. If I had one, I wouldn't be posting it on Smashboards LOLOLOL. Trying to sound genuine on a computer keyboard is so freaking easy. JESUS CHRIST!
Anyways, <3 you guys. Mega homo.
resTy
Smash Champion
JBM falcon08
Smash Master
So tyser is gay?
**** **** ill beat them up.
**** **** ill beat them up.
resTy
Smash Champion
I'm not actually gay. I'm just playing the role of the gay guy until our Smash community gets an actual gay guy. We all know that every single Smash community has that one token penis lover.
resTy
Smash Champion
David wants me to be gay so much. It's kind of cute :3
MegaRobMan
Smash Hero
There's no need to do that Tyser.
He's not actually gay, his butt is at the top of his legs
I was able to do games at 11:00 or so when I saw this
resTy
Smash Champion
You guys want me to be gay so much. I know I'm a cute little Asian prince, but god damn.
MegaRobMan
Smash Hero
Tyser 3 pages ago I said I wanted to get you laid by a woman. I don't care if you are gay or straight so long as you don't caress me
(@Thugz).
MaJiK
Smash Ace
and here i am thinking this dude needs a lil blue friend at such a young age......
i had a feeling he was trolling but calling him out on trolling when he bluffed a "condition" was just too high of stakes
i feel like this "troll" might just be like a cover for his "condition"
MegaRobMan
Smash Hero
majik, you may be on to something. I was gonna make a viagra joke too but thought it would be too mean if it was true. mememe
resTy
Smash Champion
My condition is that I was born with two dicks. Women might think I'm a freak.
But seriously, guys. Stop wanting me to be gay so much. I know you want to get with me and shit and you guys aren't bad looking dudes or nothing but I just don't want to get it in with you. We can still be friends and all but I don't want my penis anywhere near your butt or mouth and I don't want yours any place near mine. Just keeping it straight with you guys so we're on the same page.
Now that all this is out of the way, let's be civil and talk about manly butterflies, like how I'm crossplaying at Nakakon. I'm going as Aisaka Taiga from Toradora. Will take pics and post em on Facebook as proof. It's gonna be pretty fun. No homo.
But seriously, guys. Stop wanting me to be gay so much. I know you want to get with me and shit and you guys aren't bad looking dudes or nothing but I just don't want to get it in with you. We can still be friends and all but I don't want my penis anywhere near your butt or mouth and I don't want yours any place near mine. Just keeping it straight with you guys so we're on the same page.
Now that all this is out of the way, let's be civil and talk about manly butterflies, like how I'm crossplaying at Nakakon. I'm going as Aisaka Taiga from Toradora. Will take pics and post em on Facebook as proof. It's gonna be pretty fun. No homo.
resTy
Smash Champion
lol. This brings back hilarious memories of when I closed down the original Omaha thread back in '08-'09 and everyone was salty about it even though it's the god damn internet. Then I got my 28-30 alts banned and eventually my IP banned, which took about three seconds to reset. Those were good times.
MegaRobMan
Smash Hero
If you are trying to clean up the thread, it still says bad words in the quotations.
resTy
Smash Champion
I don't think they're gonna clean up. Every other post for the last ten pages has profanity in it...
MegaRobMan
Smash Hero
are you kidding me, it says that your butt is at the top of your legs instead of hungry for **************************
and you were born with 2 eyes, rofl.
and you were born with 2 eyes, rofl.
resTy
Smash Champion
Bye bye, thread...