Omaha Weekly Smashfests

[SliK]

 

[Egg Fu Yung]

Where do you guys find all these random *** gifs?

 

[kingdomofthehearts_snucas]

Ive used this tactic once before. Saying youre not a troll when you are a troll in order to troll. How do I recognize this? Well, youre looking at a troll.

"We're not so different, you and I"
- Doctor Evil

How do I troll if I am one of the most intelligent posters on these boards?

 

[Egg Fu Yung]

Those who act smart on the internet are never really that smart, and if they are, you just know that theyre either douchebags or anti social as f*ck in person.

Spoiler

I know Im feeding the troll but Im really bored. He's hungry so I thought it'd be okay this once.

 

[kingdomofthehearts_snucas]

Where do you guys find all these random *** gifs?

IDK

 

[Egg Fu Yung]

*stops feeding the troll

 

[BOLT08]

Why aren't you going Saturday Tyser? You flaming sack of poop.

 

[SliK]

 

[Egg Fu Yung]

Why aren't you going Saturday Tyser? You flaming sack of poop.

Im going to either work or go to a wedding.

 

[FaceLoran]

lol trollaments. I dunno what time I'm shipping to the graduation party that I gotta go to. Will update when I figure out...

...Almost done with my last term paper :D

 

[BOLT08]

I have no term papersss just exams

Why not go to JBM's after the wedding tyser? Or go after that grad party mo? You guys are donks, look at your options foolsss

 

[KyloWinter]

i might come, depends if i want to get my **** wet or not

 

[Egg Fu Yung]

Anyone watch the Shinya Aoki vs. Fedor Emelianenko fight? It's just an exhibition but it's pretty sweet watching the No.1 Lightweight vs. No.1 Heavyweight :D

EDIT: Kinda old news, but did anyone watch Hatton get his *** ***** on Saturday either? It was ****ing ridiculous.

 

[JBM falcon08]

tyser lies about alot of stuff so i hardly believe him

 

[BOLT08]

People need to answer mah questions.

Why not after ur weddings and grad parties? We're not old ladies and go to bed at like 8 ya know. Well JBM im sure will, but I'll still be up.

 

[JBM falcon08]

if i'm drinking jim beam hell yeah i'll go to bed at 830 thats part of tradition.

 

[Secks.]

Ive used this tactic once before. Saying youre not a troll when you are a troll in order to troll. How do I recognize this? Well, youre looking at a troll.

"We're not so different, you and I"
- Doctor Evil

You just have way to much free time.... do something productive it would be a service to the human race.

 

[Strong Badam]

you guys are pretty cool
i was the dk player btw.

 

[FaceLoran]

Anyone watch the Shinya Aoki vs. Fedor Emelianenko fight? It's just an exhibition but it's pretty sweet watching the No.1 Lightweight vs. No.1 Heavyweight :D

EDIT: Kinda old news, but did anyone watch Hatton get his *** ***** on Saturday either? It was ****ing ridiculous.

Tyser I posted a link to the espn highlights of that fight showing the knockout :D

And number 1 lightweight?! ***** plz. BJ Penn ftw.

And LOOOOL Ben just caused me the amusing thought of considering what Tyser could have accomplished if he put all his free time towards something constructive for the human race. Cured cancer? Solved world hunger? He IS Asian and therefore possesses lots of potential. We may never know.

 

[Dekline42]

Tyser could create the first learning computer...

and it would be a stiff bodybuilder...

and take over California...

 

[SliK]

I say it would be more of something on the lines of self micro-waving food, or a floating chair.

 

[Egg Fu Yung]

Tyser I posted a link to the espn highlights of that fight showing the knockout :D

And number 1 lightweight?! ***** plz. BJ Penn ftw.

And LOOOOL Ben just caused me the amusing thought of considering what Tyser could have accomplished if he put all his free time towards something constructive for the human race. Cured cancer? Solved world hunger? He IS Asian and therefore possesses lots of potential. We may never know.

BJ Penn is the No.1 if youre one of those people who only watch UFC. Im not saying Penn is bad though; Im a huge fan of him.

EDIT: Anyone else stoked for the Rashad vs. Machida fight? If Machida doesnt win then FUC* THE KNICKS!

You just have way to much free time.... do something productive it would be a service to the human race.

I can say the same thing to you and get no answer.

Spoiler

None of us Smashers will ever provide the human race with any kind of useful service ever. Fact of life.

EDIT I lied, forgot about Ken. He was on fuc*ing Survivor.

Those ideas are random as hell but kinda cool I suppose. And human race? I can care less about that sh*t.

 

[BOLT08]

hey hey, I'll provide something useful someday. Don't group me with the rest of you ****ers.

 

[Egg Fu Yung]

Uhhh, I said Smashers.

 

[Uli]

ohhhh ZING

 

[FaceLoran]

Uhhh, I said Smashers.

looooooooool

...I'll take Penn over any lightweight. People don't realize how amazingly sick he is because he has lost a bunch of fights moving up. And excited about Machida v Evans? Eh not so much. Two fighters that employ well...a little slow and boring style. Both prefer to let their opponents take the lead and it could make for a boring fight.

 

[SliK]

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[Egg Fu Yung]

You think theyre boring? Im not a huge fan of Rashad but Machida is my favorite Light Heavyweight. That dude is hella smart.

 

[BOLT08]

I would just like to state that my finals don't stand a ****ing chance against me.
I'm gonna **** these things like tyser ***** the boards with his trolling and racist slurs.

 

[Tacoom]

ive got a diabolical plan to input more yosh in your life

 

[FaceLoran]

More Yosh is never a bad thing. (Thats what she said?)

Anyways there's no doubt Machida is a great fighter but I mean...there's a reason his style ("evasion") is pretty much a running joke on the sherdog forums lol...

Everyone smeashing tonight?!

 

[BOLT08]

Dude I'm studying and SC tonight. Like a boss.

 

[FaceLoran]

SC?

I just saw one of the greatest submissions I've ever seen lol..wtf at this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bpr9...ion-of-the-year-17298&feature=player_embedded

 

[BOLT08]

Starcraft

And holy ****. haha that dude's face was ****ed up though.

 

[FaceLoran]

1v1 at LT?!

 

[BOLT08]

Me n you?

Or is that waht i do? I do it sometimes, i was up to 120 apm my last game, im pretty happy.

 

[iamthemicrowave]

man that koth guy is so **** lame

 

[Egg Fu Yung]

man that koth guy is so **** lame

He is indeed a crust bucket.

 

[BOLT08]

New episode of bleach is SO badass.

kira is a ****ing bamf.

 

[MaJiK]

i don't look for a couple days and you guys let in a handful of newbie trolls?? who post haunters
shame
jbm go beat them up

and who is this microwave dude
im interested because his join date is in 06 and not 08