Oh Shi- (Important)

[Venom Dream]

So, I go into my first Math class of the semester today, and from the looks of him, my teacher is most definitly a Pedophile.

What do I do, SWF?

(The title is "Oh Ship!" cut off, for the record)

 

[F8AL]

Stay on his good side or don't say anything. You don't want additional attention.

 

[pdk]

just wait until you have something real to back this up with, then do what you need to

 

[tmw_redcell]

Shave his molestache and you'll be safe until it grows back. (Important)

 

[Xsyven]

That's true. Everyone knows that their molestache is the source of their power.

There's this nasty 4th grade teacher who hit on my friend and I when we were at starbucks. He bought us hot chocolate, and said "It's cold by the window" then winked.

I don't go there anymore.

 

[commonyoshi]

You'll find it's much easier to work with him once you get the sexual tention out of the way.

 

[Zealot2120]

At my junior high, we had several pedophiles. They were all fired.

You need to have an actual complaint. One guy, no one truly knows what they found in his desk (well, i know there was a thong for sure, but I'm positive there was more, and worse). Another one got fired for rubbing a girls shoulders without her permission, making her uncomfortable. If this guy makes ANY actual action against you, go for it.

 

[Schweppes]

My programming teacher likes to pet my hair.

 

[McFox]

My friend swears his current computer teacher is M. Night Shaymalayn (or however the hell you spell his name).

 

[EEvisu]

I'd suggest you lead him on then get him to confess he wants to molest you, however have a running tape recorded on then after he says it show him the recorded and say ur gonna show it to the Principle if he does not pass you.

 

[dr.neo]

So, I go into my first Math class of the semester today, and from the looks of him, my teacher is most definitly a Pedophile.

What do I do, SWF?

Get naked. Thats what I always do.

 

[peachykeen]

Pedophiles like all predators prey on the weak. This means if you're that little weird kid who wears that old *** Bugle Boy/BodyGlove/ **** and hides in the corner... you're gonna get *****. So best thing to do is make yourself manly and threating as Hulk Hogan. Go buy some steroids, get some chest hair, develop a deep voice and talk about you get wasted every night. Oh, and also brag about all your sexual exploits and if he ever touches you slap his hand away and call him a dirty *** guzzling ******.

 

[Ensee]

Send him a note that says: "Hey cutie, I'm in one of your classes and I am a single male. If you wanna get in my pants and touch my weiner, send this note to: *some random locker number*"

Then check the locker and if he returned the note read it and see what he said back.

Or just run away. Whichever comes first.

 

[GoldShadow]

I'd suggest you lead him on then get him to confess he wants to molest you, however have a running tape recorded on then after he says it show him the recorded and say ur gonna show it to the Principle if he does not pass you.

Pedophiles like all predators prey on the weak. This means if you're that little weird kid who wears that old *** Bugle Boy/BodyGlove/ **** and hides in the corner... you're gonna get *****. So best thing to do is make yourself manly and threating as Hulk Hogan. Go buy some steroids, get some chest hair, develop a deep voice and talk about you get wasted every night. Oh, and also brag about all your sexual exploits and if he ever touches you slap his hand away and call him a dirty *** guzzling ******.

Heh, these are the best pieces of advice, though you can't do both at once unfortunately. You'll have to choose.

 

[Lesheik]

So, I go into my first Math class of the semester today, and from the looks of him, my teacher is most definitly a Pedophile.

What do I do, SWF?

(The title is "Oh Ship!" cut off, for the record)

Report him if he commits suspicious activities.

 

[pikachun00b7]

Tell the principal, but what why would you think he is a pedophile?

 

[Venom Dream]

Thank you for all the advice! I'm thinking that having sex with him is the only sure-fire way to prove he's a pedophile, but... I don't know if he'll go for me. I'm not even illegal, here
Now what do I do? I think I should I find a younger kid to throw into the crossfire. Then, just observe.

 

[Jazzy Jinx]

**** him before he ***** you. This shows that you are the alpha male.

 

[EEvisu]

**** him before he ***** you. This shows that you are the alpha male.

something like this may work:

 

[Flamestar666]

**** him before he ***** you. This shows that you are the alpha male.

this is quite possibly the best advice on SWF