NintenZone Social Thread: Shovel Knight Amiibo Hype Catastrophe (feat. Swamp)

[Tree Gelbman]

Don't listen to him new people.

IT'S ALL A TRICK!!!

That man's name is in blood red coloring.

He murdered your family, people, and he will bathe in your blood next.

Trust me. My name is in blue.

Blue is bright and pretty like the sky.

 

[Swamp Sensei]

That man's name is in blood red coloring.

He murdered your family, people, and he will bathe in your blood next.

Trust me. My name is in blue.

Blue is bright and pretty like the sky.

But there's green there too.

Clearly, it's Christmas.

 

[Tree Gelbman]

It sets itself up for deviantart/myspace era jokes.

Even My Immortal sounds like a better name

And let's talk about the lead. He screams ''Wesker." but maybe that's just me from the description.

Like Wesker if he shopped at Burlington Coat Factory for his attire instead.

But there's green there too.

Clearly, it's Christmas.

They make horror movies about Christmas you know?

You should know...

You starred in a few of them, you murderer!

 

[Swamp Sensei]

They make horror movies about Christmas you know?

You should know...

You starred in a few of them, you murderer!

I looked so awful in red.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

If it's Christmas now, when is Halloween?

 

[Tree Gelbman]

Oh, everyday is Halloween when I'm around.

Costumes and cheap wigs for everyone!

Swamp, since you're a murderer I got this look just for you:

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Oh but I wanted to be Michael Myers.




...who am I supposed to be now? I'd be okay with Jason Voorhees I guess....

 

[Swamp Sensei]

Oh but I wanted to be Michael Myers.




...who am I supposed to be now? I'd be okay with Jason Voorhees I guess....

You're the Leprechaun.

 

[Tree Gelbman]

Oh but I wanted to be Michael Myers.




...who am I supposed to be now? I'd be okay with Jason Voorhees I guess....

Are you a disturbed individual who drowned at a young age, has motherly issues, and likes to stick sharp metal objects into the bodies of sexually active and wildly deviant young teenagers?

Because if so I might just have the right part for you!

 

[KingofPhantoms]

You're the Leprechaun.

Nuuu. I'm a not-so-menacing mythical creature.....and it's not even a Unicorn.

In truth though I'd rather be Pumpkinhead. does anyone here even know about that movie?

 

[Tree Gelbman]

Nuuu. I'm a not-so-menacing mythical creature.....and it's not even a Unicorn.

In truth though I'd rather be Pumpkinhead. does anyone here even know about that movie?

Child please.

I laugh everytime that movie is on and the kid gets ''run over" in the beginning, because it's so hilariously fake staged that it's not even believable.

The old lady character is also over the top in the make up department that she makes the way Joan Rivers ''aged" look natural.

 

[CyberHyperPhoenix]

Yay!!! A new thing.

Didn't expect to see you here XD

THE LEAKS GROUP WAS DESTROYED.

The users of the leak group were powerless to save it!

Now all that remains.... is the NintenZone Social thread!

A massive, patchwork thread composed of the fragments of the group that no longer exist, maintained by the Iron Will of its Masters @--- and @ Swamp Sensei !

Each user is a domain unto themselves!

Did you rike it? @ Swamp Sensei @---

 

[PushDustIn]

Welcome to the new part of the board!

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Well if I can't be Michael, a Unicorn or Pumpkinhead.

....can I be Freddy?

 

[Tree Gelbman]

No, but to close off the talk of horror movies and horror movie icons. It really bothers me that when I first watched Nightmare on Elm Street 2 with some of m friends they were like ''Oh, the lead looks just like you!"

The lead of Nightmare on Elm Street 2 is notoriously known on the internet as the most homosexual character to ever exist in a horror film. Screw you friends.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

The movies named after Halloween itself are my favorites.

Well then, instead of Horror movies, how about Suspense? I think I'd make for a pretty good and toothy Shark.

 

[Tree Gelbman]

Seriously, screw my friends.

This dork is nothing like me.

Jerks.

Picture for comparison:

 

[ThePsychoWolf]

Oh, can I be that little dude from Trick r Treat?

 

[KingofPhantoms]

^^It was probably just meant to be a playful joke. Can see why you'd take offense to it though.

 

[Tree Gelbman]

^^It was probably just meant to be a playful joke. Can see why you'd take offense to it though.

Haha, oh, it was.

I'm just overreacting.

And now you have learned your lesson.

Roger Smith is never serious.

 

[Kenith]

No, but to close off the talk of horror movies and horror movie icons. It really bothers me that when I first watched Nightmare on Elm Street 2 with some of m friends they were like ''Oh, the lead looks just like you!"
The lead of Nightmare on Elm Street 2 is notoriously known on the internet as the most homosexual character to ever exist in a horror film. Screw you friends.

I hate it when friends are like "that random character from random movie looks/acts/is just like you!"
Ugh.

 

[Nekoo]

Damn ... Coming here is like play a new Pokemon Game , you have a new begining but the same goal .

I want to be the Very best
Like no One never was
To Leak them is my real test
To Debunk them is my cause

I will travel across the internet
Searching far and wide
Teach Leaker to understand
The fake that's inside

The Leak Group
(Gotta debunk 'em all)
it's you and me
I know it's my destiny
(The Leak Group!)
Ooh, you're my best partner
In a world we must defend from the fake
The Leak Group
(Gotta debunk 'em all),
Omg a leak is true
Our courage will pull us through
You show them to me,
and I'll debunk them for you
The-Leak-Group
(Gotta debunk 'em all!)
Gotta debunk 'em all!
The Leak Group!

 

[Radical Bones]

This place is gonna be fun.

Aside from leaks, there's going to be so much chaos.

Is the Smash 5 Social thread eventually going to wind up here too?

 

[KingofPhantoms]

I hate it when friends are like "that random character from random movie looks/acts/is just like you!"
Ugh.

I've actually never been victim to this.

Guess I don't have any quirks or personality-traits comparable to that of a movie character. That, and I rarely watch movies with my friends.

 

[Tree Gelbman]

I hate it when friends are like "that random character from random movie looks/acts/is just like you!"
Ugh.

I mean the only bad thing about it is that the movie portrays the guy as this really incredibly hunky sort of loner guy that the lead girl is in a romance with, but all the subtext and everything else....suggests otherwise.

Seriously, if you're looking for a gay horror movie experience that makes you want to just go to a gay bar. Nothing can top NOES2.

 

[Kenith]

This place is gonna be fun.
Aside from leaks, there's going to be so much chaos.
Is the Smash 5 Social thread eventually going to wind up here too?

I certainly hope not.

 

[Radical Bones]

I certainly hope not.

Me either. It would be like when world's collide.

 

[ThePsychoWolf]

My ex once told me I reminded her of Van Helsing, back when I had my hair.
Hugh Jackman Van Helsing, not old Anthony Hopkins Van Helsing.
True story.

 

[Nekoo]

Oh God , not the social thread , even ToxicGaf and 4fake are better places

 

[Tree Gelbman]

My ex once told me I reminded her of Van Helsing, back when I had my hair.
Hugh Jackman Van Helsing, not old Anthony Hopkins Van Helsing.
True story.

You get Wolverine. Sexiest Man Alive of 2012 Hugh Jackman.

I get guy from NOES2 whose so far in Freddy's closet he's digging out old Christmas sweaters.

Can we switch friends?

 

[[Obnoxshush/Dasshizer]]

WOLF FOR DLC !!!! Yes I have arrived, and now I'm going to be even more hilarious with more obscure Nintendo references, gifs that will either give you humor or nightmares, and create some new memes.

 

[Radical Bones]

You get Wolverine. Sexiest Man Alive of 2012 Hugh Jackman.

I get guy from NOES2 whose so far in Freddy's closet he's digging out old Christmas sweaters.

Can we switch friends?

I get Adam Levine. Don't know how to feel about it.

 

[Kenith]

My ex once told me I reminded her of Van Helsing, back when I had my hair.
Hugh Jackman Van Helsing, not old Anthony Hopkins Van Helsing.
True story.

Seems like a compliment.
When I have my hair straightened I look like the guy from Hatred.

But less edgy.

 

[Tree Gelbman]

I mean at least personality wise they're not comparing me to him, which is a very good thing.

Still. Dat 80's hair though.

 

[ThePsychoWolf]

Seems like a compliment.
When I have my hair straightened I look like the guy from Hatred.

But less edgy.

It was a compliment, but she's my ex for a reason.

 

[Kenith]

It was a compliment, but she's my ex for a reason.

I'm sorry.
But still. Roger is right, it was Hugh Jackman. That is objectively a compliment.

 

[CyberHyperPhoenix]

Oh God , not the social thread , even ToxicGaf and 4fake are better places

You've got to be kidding me >_>

 

[Radical Bones]

Oh God , not the social thread , even ToxicGaf and 4fake are better places

And the last thread was different how?

 

[Kenith]

Anyone in the IRC right now?
Which, by the way, should totally be added to the OP like @Naoshi said.

 

[Nekoo]

You've got to be kidding me >_>

The Smash social thread ... The place where people lose their sanity and begin to be insane . Nobody can came back unchanged from This place ...