LOL, on Facebook someone posted a comment talking about why junk food is cheaper than healthy food and I brought up the argument that it's a conspiracy by the bourgeoisie to perpetuate a class divide by making sure the working class doesn't get the right nutrients in order to develop properly. Combined with distractions the government throws at us with "Non-issues" which cause fighting within the working class, the bourgeoisie makes sure it's always on top. Edit: It also shortens the life of the lower class
End with /conspiracy, of course