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See You Next Year, Baby
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Can you at least shoot the... oh wait. Australia hates guns.You've guessed it. It's kind in an uraban myth that we spread to tourists, especially America can ones. They are here huge, carnivorous, and can devour your corpse after they drop on you from treetops.
Speaking in Aussie slang best helps you from being their next foreign meal. Or you can put a fork in your hair for extra measure. Vegemite is your friend, always wear it like its deodorant. Better than peeing your pants to scare one to risk embarassing yourself.
Vegemite deodorant it is. I'd rather not be bushwhacked and eaten by a fat*** marsupial that hates foreigners.