Nintendo's E3 conference in a nutshell.

[hippochinfat!!]

Random soccer mom comes on and tell us about her kids and how she broke her wrist skiing. No one cares.

Carrot top comes out of nowhere and shows of that lame Ubisoft snowboarding game.

They brag for a long time. "Look at these BAR GRAPHS!!!!! Bar Graphs....you can see Wii and DS are on top....more bar graphs.....more bar graphs...."

Iwata says some crap that makes no sense and leads up to nothing.

Animal Crossing is shown which is awesome.

Wii Music, a game where you have to do nothing at all is shown. Some guy with Drums as his last name plays Wii music. He has crazy hair and he's PROFFESIONAL (OMG)!!!!!!

Wii sports last resort is shown. It features that new motion plus thing. Reggienator wins. Soccer mom then wins. Reggie dubs Soccer mom the soccermominator.

Conference is over.

Lame.

 

[PhillipthaGoober]

It was crap

 

[Darkslash]

Wasn't awesome wasn't lame

It was decent. At least we now have Voice chat right?

 

[Problem2]

voice chat with no good games on the horizon to utilize it except for Animal Crossing.

 

[SkylerOcon]

It was a waste of my time.

List of good things

- Animal Crossing Wii (the City system should be interesting)
- That one game where Shigeru Miyamoto conducted an orchestra two years ago (It's called WiiMusic, I think?!)
- Grand Theft Auto DS
- A reason outside of WiiFit to get a balance board

Bad things

- Stupid ***** who though people cared about her wrist
- WiiSpeak broadcasts what your saying to everybody else in the room. Hopefully third paries will take care of that with a USB headset.
- Everything else

During the interview with G4 after the confrience Reggie said "...we have Mario and Zelda teams working on title for current gen..."

My problem with that? NO STAR FOX OR F-ZERO OR DONKEY KONG OR PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING GOOD ABOUT NINTENDO. Seriously guys. Everybody wants Captain Falcon back in the drivers seat and F-Zero. We want Fox back in the arwing. We want Donkey Kong back in the... country.

It was even a spit in the face to those who wanted a Kid Icarus Wii when Reggie said they had heard the rumours, but didn't say anything else about it. Do we get it? Do you hate us? Because now, pretty much every body out of the casual scrub circle hates you.