"Nintendo is running one so ludicrous will give stupid casuals the false notion that items should be on for tournaments, which they really shouldn't'"
Dylan, really, come on dude are you serious. What you just said basically means "Items should never be used for tournaments", do you literally mean that. There is -no- right way to play Brawl, including tournaments. Just because a tournament is held with items on does not make it a silly tournament. What you -should- have said is "Competitive tournaments such as the ones I go to, should not be played with items" because as I will agree with you, they shouldn't be. But in this type, the one Nintendo is having, they should; because it's casual. Each side has their own way of playing, do not belittle one or the other simply for this fact, Dylan.
Btw MLG is not Joe Shmo, they do tournaments as you like them.