Jibblypuff_
Supposed to be studying
What if they play a Death Stranding accolades trailer but after the trailer ends there's a CGI cutscene: (Long text ahead)
where Guillermo del Toro gives Norman Reedus a few packages that need to be delivered, but as Reedus is walking out, del Toro is like:
"Hey, wait!"
and then Norman Reedus is like
"What?"
and then del Toro is like
"I almost forgot, take this too."
and then Norman is like
"Okay, thanks"
and then Norman starts to walk off again but del Toro is like
"That's for you."
and then the camera pans to the item in question and it's a Smash invitation and then the baby starts crying, and Norman starts crying, and del Toro starts crying, and then I start crying, and then Kojima is superimposed into the trailer and he starts crying and Geoff is also crying, and then I regret thinking of typing this because I've never played Death Stranding and I don't know if any of this makes sense but it's probably okay anyway because who knows if the game even makes sense to begin with.
"NORMAN REEDUS AND HIS FREAKY FETUS JOINS THE BATTLE!"
"Hey, wait!"
and then Norman Reedus is like
"What?"
and then del Toro is like
"I almost forgot, take this too."
and then Norman is like
"Okay, thanks"
and then Norman starts to walk off again but del Toro is like
"That's for you."
and then the camera pans to the item in question and it's a Smash invitation and then the baby starts crying, and Norman starts crying, and del Toro starts crying, and then I start crying, and then Kojima is superimposed into the trailer and he starts crying and Geoff is also crying, and then I regret thinking of typing this because I've never played Death Stranding and I don't know if any of this makes sense but it's probably okay anyway because who knows if the game even makes sense to begin with.
"NORMAN REEDUS AND HIS FREAKY FETUS JOINS THE BATTLE!"