New Super Awesome Combos With Zero Suit Samus!

[Bouse]

Okay so I went into training mode today, and set the computer so it just stood there and did nothing. Now, I was surprised to figure out a set of brand new super special awesome Zamus combos.
Ridiculous Paralyzer Combo
So I did the following few steps.
1. Neutral B
2. Neutral B
3. Neutral B
4. Neutral B
...
152. Neutral B,
and what do you know, the DK computer fell off the stage! I mean come on that's just ridiculous!
Super De-Duperdy Explosive Chain Grab of Doom
Okay so Zero-Suit has some amazing grab range, so what I did was this...
1. I charged up and grabbed the DK computer.
2. I hit him 5 times while in the grab.
3. I threw him forward.
4. I ran up and did it again and this Donkey Kong didn't DO A THING! I threw him off of the stage and he just DIED.
It was like, wow, Zero Suit is so imbalanced!
LOLWHIPFEST!
Okay, now some of you may doubt the ubersauce of this next move but I don't care!
1. Get up close to them
2. Use Up+B
3. Use Up+B again
4. Use Up+B again
5. Put all your hopes wishes and dreams into this next Up+B
6. Use Up+B
Eventually Donkey Kong was stacked up to 999% damage! It's so crazy awesome!

So yeah, if you have any questions about these super combos just ask!

 

[Veggi]

Dude that's awesome, next time I'm in a Training Mode tournament I'm so gonna do that!

 

[Bouse]

It's serious business!

 

[DeliciousCake]

As entertaining as you were trying to make this, we've already made fun of enough morons on this board that flaming them in another thread won't make much of a difference. We're trying to keep posts like this off the board, not set it up so that you feel like you should make more irrelevant posts.

 

[Bouse]

I'm being super serious Cake.

 

[DeliciousCake]

Yes, I see you're joking. But every new idiot who comes on here is gonna read your post and go "oh it must be perfectly okay for me to post ******** **** too."

 

[Bouse]

So you're saying I've mistakenly opened the floodgates which warded this forum from mass idiocy?

My God... what have I done?

 

[Samuelson]

Woah OMFG im gonna try this right now!!!!

 

[DeliciousCake]

So you're saying I've mistakenly opened the floodgates which warded this forum from mass idiocy?

My God... what have I done?

We already made it through the "ZOMG ZAMUS SO HAWT" phase, and we're currently trying to work through the "ZOMG I JUST FOUND AN AWZUM COMBO" phase. You're facilitating them.

 

[zero5]

Okay so I went into training mode today, and set the computer so it just stood there and did nothing. Now, I was surprised to figure out a set of brand new super special awesome Zamus combos.
Ridiculous Paralyzer Combo
So I did the following few steps.
1. Neutral B
2. Neutral B
3. Neutral B
4. Neutral B
...
152. Neutral B,
and what do you know, the DK computer fell off the stage! I mean come on that's just ridiculous!
Super De-Duperdy Explosive Chain Grab of Doom
Okay so Zero-Suit has some amazing grab range, so what I did was this...
1. I charged up and grabbed the DK computer.
2. I hit him 5 times while in the grab.
3. I threw him forward.
4. I ran up and did it again and this Donkey Kong didn't DO A THING! I threw him off of the stage and he just DIED.
It was like, wow, Zero Suit is so imbalanced!
LOLWHIPFEST!
Okay, now some of you may doubt the ubersauce of this next move but I don't care!
1. Get up close to them
2. Use Up+B
3. Use Up+B again
4. Use Up+B again
5. Put all your hopes wishes and dreams into this next Up+B
6. Use Up+B
Eventually Donkey Kong was stacked up to 999% damage! It's so crazy awesome!

So yeah, if you have any questions about these super combos just ask!

FIXTEDED!!!.. LOL...

i really really hope this was a joke post..

and yeah..

plz stop..............

 

[Bouse]

It was...
I is sorry

 

[zero5]

It was...
I is sorry

you are forgiven Bouse

 

[mugwhump]

The first one is better when you end it with falcon punch.

 

[Morrigan]

Reported. (yes I'm that *****y)

 

[kongajinken]

I just went into training mode with this and he's right it all works!

 

[Johnthegalactic]

Video please!

 

[Airgemini]

I'm about to try this.
Looks cool.