Neverending Story

[Mega Bidoof]

Bowser came in and robbed them of all their coins. But Donkey Kong appeared and...

pulled a Pokéball put of his non-existent pocket and threw. Out of the Pokéball came a Bidoof, who Mega-Evolved into Mega Bodoof and used.........

 

[Substitution]

Splash. It wasn't very effective. But, in the midst of it, a robot jumped out and saved the day!
Joe: "Who are you?"
???: "My name is...

 

[Link2thelost90]

Slim Jim.
They continued traveling on their journey with their new robo pal. Completely ignoring both Bowser and Donkey Kong, they left the world of Mario Party where the the coins had no use out of anyways. It was going pleasantly till...

 

[KingofPhantoms]

They were attacked by General Grievous, Count Dooku and Darth Maul, and they only way the heroes could beat them was to....

 

[Link2thelost90]

dance off against the legendary Sith Lords in Dance Central. They were struggling to beat the lords and their funky moves in till suddenly out of no where...

 

[TimeSmash]

Slim Jim did a crazy triple flip dance move that caused him to flash and sparkle like a Donna Summer outfit; this flashy display caused...

 

[Substitution]

A giant gorilla in a space suit to come out of nowhere and...

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Revealed that he was not a gorilla, but rather the giant Monkey Man from the 9th Dimension, and he was running from a pink starfish determined to defeat him to gain his first ever award, so the monkey man continued running about the area until...

 

[TimeSmash]

an anorexic Jigglypuff with a green ribbon tied to its forehead at the starfish, at which point jigglypuff became bloated and...

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Blew up. The explosion sent the starfish and the giant monkey man into the Fly of Despair, and heavily damaging the dance floor, angering the sith lords and prompting them to...

 

[TimeSmash]

do an improvised dance to Love is a Battlefield by Pat Benetar, which caused...

 

[KingofPhantoms]

An Earthquake which broke the Earth into two equal halves and opened a portal to the 9th dimension where the giant monkey man once lived, the heroes proceeded to hide in a cave while the Sith Lords devised a plan to destroy Earth completely, which involved....

 

[LoneKonWolf]

miiverse, this mattered to their plan because. . .

 

[KingofPhantoms]

The Miiverse is notorious for painful to read posts, and by extracting the ignorance and stupidity from the posts, they could use the extracted energy for a stupidity-inator which would contain such strong levels of ignorance and stupidity that it could destroy entire planets, but the heroes overheard them and began to devise their own plan which involved...

 

[LoneKonWolf]

Pokémon, which would help defeat the evil miiverse plot because. . .

 

[Substitution]

...The blueberry bagel factory was closed, so they have to get them somewhere else.
So, to defeat them, they used a plan which involved...

 

[dimensionsword64]

...Mudkip, so they went to the Hoenn region to catch a Mudkip, but...

 

[Link2thelost90]

They got attacked by a wild Ralts with only one move, Growl. It striked first but it's "attack" was not particularly effective. This caused everyone...

 

[Deleted member]

...to call out the giant Mudkip of the heavens. He began to...

 

[dimensionsword64]

...attack all Treecko's in sight, causing a Treecko rebellion, led by...

 

[KaBlamJamDan]

A corrupted Pokemon Trainer who wanted revenge on...

 

[dimensionsword64]

...Lucario, for replacing Mewtwo. While on their journey, they saw Lucario, so he...

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Offered them shelter in a cave, blissfully unaware that the Pokemon Trainer wanted revenge on him, and the heroes attempted to reveal the trainer's true intentions by....

 

[Blaziken]

Strapping him to a rock and tickling him until he confessed his plans. After hearing this, Lucario decides to...

 

[Pazzo.]

Run away and make a movie staring Charlie Chan.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Which the great overlords of Hollywood immediately rejected and attempted to prevent the movie from coming into existence by summoning a hurricane, which....

 

[Substitution]

...Caused Burger King to go out of business which made...

 

[KaBlamJamDan]

Mcdonalds to go out of business as well. In order to stop this...

 

[dimensionsword64]

...they needed a new mascot, and they decided to go with a horrific monstrous Happy Meal so they could...

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Take over the entire universe, but Bowser was attempting to do this as well, so he countered their mascot by....

 

[dimensionsword64]

...confirming Hoenn, which would make McDonalds go crazy and buy Bowser some time, so he could...