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NC Catfish Social Thread! *<3 KEV*

ZIO

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Sounds like PP is hitting on you in some obscure way.

But he didn't hide it well enough.

EDIT - seems a few more posts got rung up before I made mine. Ah well.
 
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I think his name implies he has a massive bladder, if anything.

It explains how he can sit in front of the TV play smash and not take a bathroom break for hours.
 
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Dr Peepee said:
PRs had too much fighting(will elaborate and more when I get home).

lol

It's very funny.

Edit: =( WHATEVER GIRL
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well id just seen the post asking about herb1.

Ocean-- go for it...it's not like she works at a restaraunt(prolly fast food) you go to often; so if it's a hit and run, at least you wont have to order breakfast from her.

ocean--rolls over, "HI, CAN I GET A HASHBROWN!"
 
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Dr Peepee said:
Oh, well Zero and Stongers like to tell stories about HERB 1. Bottom line is, they're both gay.

Ocean, one grab to get off.
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Sly dog. Didn't think people would get the hidden message.

You're getting better at this.
 
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Ocean said:
sure.

I stopped at some place I had never heard of, Fuggettboutit or something like that. it was a pizza place, so its not like I was waited on, there was just a cashier. so I go, up, order, and as I'm waiting she is talking about how lazy her boyfriend is. and then all the sudden she was like "I need a new boyfriend... how old are you?" is a flirtatious tone. being kyle, I froze up and didn't respond. then she said "you're suppose to laugh after that." so I did a little sarcastic laugh. then she just continued to flirt and would come by my table a lot (more often than a regular waiter, and they didn't even have waiters. she would leave the cash register to "check up on me.") then while I was in the bathroom she told my friend I was cute and asked how old I was, and when he said "16" she was like "**** hes jailbait. hes so cute though."

thats basically it.
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As a Kyle I wish to congratulate you and SLAP you. Don't insult the name of Kyle like that >.>

Although she was apparently too old, the biggest problem was the fact that she was already in a relationship.

however looking past that, you should have laughed but not in a "that was a great joke" way but in a flirtatious way. You should have also replied with a flirting line (something cheesey but forcefully so that she knows you're joking, like "Old enough to..."). However when flirting, don't make her think she's the world, because then she'll drop you for someone better who doesn't exist (Especially if she likes Twilight, ****ing hippies).


Although funny enough, although I'm a flirt now, when I was 16 I had no game. So in a couple of years and after some tough experiences, you too shall have good game :D

Hell it's easy to get girls numbers. Just learn to fold an origami flower or heart with angel wings. Or what I usually do, a flapping crane out of something right in front of her. Add your number and you're set :D

hey tw1n, teach this kid about game. you're the pro, I'm just the hobbyist :p


And PP is waiting for me to move up there before we make it official.... right?

...right? :(
 
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hopes it works out for ya ocean. just flirt A LITTLE back, we like that.

so, some people said they might come to mine and Zero's tourny--
any suggestions for the title?

in al i offered this to a someone who comes up with a good title and we use it--
we're supposed to be getting something special on the day of the tourny; if we use your title, you can be one of the first to share in the spoils...

btw--no spoilers on the spoils, but i will type this...theyre women(not strippers, but good)
 
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Dr Peepee said:
I wish I was creative now.

Agreed @ flirting back a little.
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is that how Doc ♪brings all the girls to the yard...?♪

just throw something out there...im stuck on this title. it's our first venue booking and i want a gud title -- + i incorporate the title into a cardboard cutout for pics--i got some good pics of some good alabama players as donkey kong, diddy, and game and watch, turned out to be a good hit.
 
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daaaaaammmmmmmmmnnnnnnnnnnnnn

thanks kyle.

I'm horrible with women.

I'm not really going to go for it, because I'm not exactly single at the moment.
 
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Hey Kevin...



I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN I'LL FOLLOW UNTIL YOU **** ME

PEE PEE

DOCTOR PEE PEE

KEVIN THERE'S NO OTHER LOMBARDI YOU KNOW YOU'LL DITTO ME

PEE PEE

DOCTOR PEE PEE

PROMISE I'LL GET SHINED

BUT I WON'T STOP UNTIL THAT FALCO'S MINE

KEVIN YOU'RE SO FAMOUS, CHASE YOU DOWN UNTIL YOU SHINE ME

PEEPEE

DOCTOR PEEPEE
 
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everlasting yayuhzz said:
Hey Kevin...



I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN I'LL FOLLOW UNTIL YOU **** ME

PEE PEE

DOCTOR PEE PEE

KEVIN THERE'S NO OTHER LOMBARDI YOU KNOW YOU'LL DITTO ME

PEE PEE

DOCTOR PEE PEE

PROMISE I'LL GET SHINED

BUT I WON'T STOP UNTIL THAT FALCO'S MINE

KEVIN YOU'RE SO FAMOUS, CHASE YOU DOWN UNTIL YOU SHINE ME

PEEPEE

DOCTOR PEEPEE
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LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

<333333 Yay

@Zerogirl: I'll think about it. My only titles at the moment suck.
 
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everlasting yayuhzz said:
Hey Kevin...



I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN I'LL FOLLOW UNTIL YOU **** ME

PEE PEE

DOCTOR PEE PEE

KEVIN THERE'S NO OTHER LOMBARDI YOU KNOW YOU'LL DITTO ME

PEE PEE

DOCTOR PEE PEE

PROMISE I'LL GET SHINED

BUT I WON'T STOP UNTIL THAT FALCO'S MINE

KEVIN YOU'RE SO FAMOUS, CHASE YOU DOWN UNTIL YOU SHINE ME

PEEPEE

DOCTOR PEEPEE
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i tried to lul, i really did. but i died inside... and then i lul'd
 
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that was funny yay

ok pp, so now our team name is "single blah blah blah"

also stupid getting girls talk, where is all the talk to help me???
 
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something like "tall skinny single white guys with glasses" but i'm getting contacts again in like 2 weeks, finally after a year of no contacts, so we'll see if that stays in our team name

and i don't have a story, not like i exactly meet people anywhere i go
 
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Soo... this thread is amazing.

EDIT - let me note that Keith's post is exactly one hour later than Smith's.
 
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Ocean said:
sure.

I stopped at some place I had never heard of, Fuggettboutit or something like that. it was a pizza place, so its not like I was waited on, there was just a cashier. so I go, up, order, and as I'm waiting she is talking about how lazy her boyfriend is. and then all the sudden she was like "I need a new boyfriend... how old are you?" is a flirtatious tone. being kyle, I froze up and didn't respond. then she said "you're suppose to laugh after that." so I did a little sarcastic laugh. then she just continued to flirt and would come by my table a lot (more often than a regular waiter, and they didn't even have waiters. she would leave the cash register to "check up on me.") then while I was in the bathroom she told my friend I was cute and asked how old I was, and when he said "16" she was like "**** hes jailbait. hes so cute though."

thats basically it.
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Dude, this is North Carolina.

YOU ARE NOT JAILBAIT.

Watty gave me some advice once on the Samus boards back before the Brawl days when it comes to women. It has served me well. I will share it with you now: Whip it out and see what she does.
 
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everlasting yayuhzz said:
This ****ing gay stream thing above the forums keeps crashing my browser because I do not want to install a plugin for it. I DO NOT CARE ABOUT HALO.
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Use a different forum skin (Im using Classic Blue, so I had no idea what you were talking about until I switched).
 
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