Navi as a character

[BSpitz218]

Ok, here me out. We all know and hate that fairy from OoT, right? He never really got the time to shine but brawl could change that!

So here's Navi's move list:

A attacks would be his quotes that would forever haunt Zelda fans: HEY! LISTEN!

Standard B: Pauses game to state the obvious.

Tilt B: The camera turns so that Navi is locked onto you but you cant see a thing because of the bad camera angle.

Down B: He turns into the cursor thing from Twilight for the wii. You can't attack him when he does this because he's not even part of the game.

Up B: When he flies up and down like in the first cut scene in OoT.

Final Smash: He repeats his sound effects at high speeds. This would **** your opponent's ears.

The whole point of Navi is to piss off whoever u are playing so much that he or she quits.

So yeah.... Whaddya think?

Spoiler

(this is a joke)

 

[shadenexus18]

But......but Navi is tiny.....and annoying....

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

Please people stop posting STUPID joke threads...it's getting annoying...


Why does everyone have to post a joke thread...

 

[Shuma]

'cause their brains melt when they click the new thread button.

 

[Hong]

Isn't Navi a she? D:

 

[waffu]

Forward smash: Zooms in on a random object and starts talking about it, even if you don't care.

 

[shadenexus18]

Isn't Navi a she? D:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_characters_in_The_Legend_of_Zelda:_Ocarina_of_Time#Navi.23Navi

No, according to wikipedia, Navi's a he. Unbelieveable! I thought Navi was a she too!

 

[Shuma]

**** Navi then.

 

[Circus]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_characters_in_The_Legend_of_Zelda:_Ocarina_of_Time#Navi.23Navi

No, according to wikipedia, Navi's a he. Unbelieveable! I thought Navi was a she too!

Nuh uh.

Quote from that link:

"Most of Navi's hints are about how to progress in the story and how to defeat a targeted enemy; these hints can be accessed by pressing the "Up-C" button. She will also offer certain hints without prodding."

 

[Undrdog]

Simply for the sake of Navi... Navi IS a she... For one you can't trust Wiki. And secondly Wiki refers to her as a she anyway.

 

[shadenexus18]

Nuh uh.

Quote from that link:

"Most of Navi's hints are about how to progress in the story and how to defeat a targeted enemy; these hints can be accessed by pressing the "Up-C" button. She will also offer certain hints without prodding."

Whoopsie! I read it wrong! Navi is a he. My eyes are playing tricks on me because it's so late....

Navi sounds like wimp because he hasn't reached puberty yet.

 

[bluebomber22]

just for future reference, if you have to say (this is a joke), then your joke isnt funny

 

[Chains]

No. That would piss me off.

 

[Hong]

Navi would make a better assist trophy, which would serve only as a means to bring back horrible memories. Perhaps they can also have everyone attacked by the guy on the first Megaman box art or have baby Mario appear and start crying to add to the collection of assist trophies portraying gaming moments you want to forget.

 

[BSpitz218]

No. That would piss me off.

The point. As much as I hated navi, she (or he... i don't know anymore) be in the game somehow.

 

[SenorPresidente]

Spoiler

(this is a joke)

Spoiler

This jokes stopped being funny and original a long time ago. Failure

 

[Venus of the Desert Bloom]

Navi would be tight.

 

[Kirby knight]

Strange I never found Navi to be annoying; rather helpful actually ^_^

-Knight

 

[Bassoonist]

I don't really see why everybody hates Navi. She really isn't as annoying as she is made out to be.

However to have Navi as a fighter would just be wrong... Navi isn't a fighter. I know that Zelda didn't really fight either, but wouldn't it be out of character to have Navi fight? An AT seems like an interesting idea, though.

 

[Rohou]

how would you unlock her?
You are confronted by her after the "challenger approaching screen" and then she does her attacks, but how would you attack her?
She would be impossible to unlock!

 

[Shuma]

*HEY!*

What?

*LISTEN!*

What!?

*WATCH OUT!!*

There's nothing there! WTF!?

*HEY!*

WHAT!?

*WATCH OUT!!*

OMG SHUT UP!!

*....

LISTEN!!!*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

Yeah, annoying.

 

[IllidR]

*HEY!*

What?

*LISTEN!*

What!?

*WATCH OUT!!*

There's nothing there! WTF!?

*HEY!*

WHAT!?

*WATCH OUT!!*

OMG SHUT UP!!

*....

LISTEN!!!*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

Yeah, annoying.

That's exactly how i remember Navi. Navi for Brawl announcer.

 

[Sinn]

Tatl was so much cooler than Navi. At least she had spunk. And sounded like a bell instead of a person when she spoke.

 

[Weed]

Tatl was so much cooler than Navi. At least she had spunk. And sounded like a bell instead of a person when she spoke.

Then why isn't Tatl famous like Navi?

 

[Blobulator]

Bleh I'm playing through OoT at the moment actually, and Navi is and always will be annoying as all hell >.> I vote s/he becomes the "Goldeen" of Assist Trophies XD That's the *only* way I'd like to see him/her in game (yes I know this thread was a joke but um, yeah *cough* Laughter didn't exactly ensue)

 

[Sinn]

Then why isn't Tatl famous like Navi?

Think of it like a trip to a restaurant. If you go out to eat and the service is horrible and the waitress gets on your nerves, are you going to remember it more than if it was just like a normal, satisfactory night out? People tend to remember negative experiences and tell others about them more than they do generally positive ones. Companies will often teach their new employees that if a customer has a bad experience with their company, they're likely to tell another ten people about it. Navi is easy to mock because of how irritating she could be in the game.

By comparison, Tatl, more than anything else, seemed to be Link's actual partner. She actually had relevant things to say in terms of the story and would speak to Link in numerous cut scenes. Plus the fact that Navi's entire motivation is to help Link because the Deku Tree commanded her to. Like it's her purpose in life, which seems a bit contrived. Tatl has vested interest as her brother is stuck with the enemy, and she wants to save him. All in all, there's not really much there that people are going to pull from to insult.

 

[RWB]

While the jokes about Navi was fun the first year, it got old rather fast. I actually

Navi is easy to mock because of how irritating she could be in the game.

Well, Tatl was more annoying(hated that Ding Ding Ding). And annoying is a matter of personal opinion anyway.

By comparison, Tatl, more than anything else, seemed to be Link's actual partner. She actually had relevant things to say in terms of the story and would speak to Link in numerous cut scenes. Plus the fact that Navi's entire motivation is to help Link because the Deku Tree commanded her to. Like it's her purpose in life, which seems a bit contrived. Tatl has vested interest as her brother is stuck with the enemy, and she wants to save him. All in all, there's not really much there that people are going to pull from to insult.

Navi wants to help Link out because she has a crush on him(said by Nintendo) in addition to being ordered by a deity, because that is what the Deku Tree is. Let's say you were a diehard catholic, and were told to do something by your God. You would hardly say no.

However to have Navi as a fighter would just be wrong... Navi isn't a fighter. I know that Zelda didn't really fight either, but wouldn't it be out of character to have Navi fight? An AT seems like an interesting idea, though.

Agreed. AT Navi for the win.

 

[Psychoace]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_characters_in_The_Legend_of_Zelda:_Ocarina_of_Time#Navi.23Navi

No, according to wikipedia, Navi's a he. Unbelieveable! I thought Navi was a she too!

You my friend must never have viewed the correct area for the navi search on wkipedia.

http://zelda.wikia.com/wiki/Navi

Plus there was also the whole show...bad bad memories almost as bad as the sega cd memories.

Actually Zelda did plenty of fighting in Twilight Princess and in OoT..shiek.

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

Dammit I wish I still have Majora's Mask...My brother let one of his stupid friends borrow who moved away a month later...and didn't tell me...

 

[Sinn]

Navi had a crush on Link?

...

Really?

Well ****.

 

[Caael]

Yeah, Navi is a guy.

 

[nin10do]

...I'd rather have Tippi from Super Paper Mario.

Sexy rainbow~

 

[Sinn]

Tippi was awesome too. No annoying noises, just as much personality as Tatl, better character development and even more important to the story as a whole...

 

[prettymanfairy]

Tippi was awesome too. No annoying noises, just as much personality as Tatl, better character development and even more important to the story as a whole...

LOLZ spoiler Alert.

It turns out Tippi is actually Geno in disguised, and he attacks everyone in the Mushroom Kingdom because of the unwarrented animosity for his inclusion in Brawl.

 

[Florida]

Neutral B: HEY!
Smash B: LISTEN!
Down B: Hello...
Up B: WATCH OUT!

 

[dodoromeo]

I agree! NAVI FOR BRAWL!! (As long as she has that EXACT moveset!)