Name Change? Help.

[maXXXpower]

Hey, guys. Lately, I've been faced with a real dilemma. General boredom and future speculation has presented me with the possibility of a name change in the future (near or distant). This thought has spurred in in me thanks to a couple of articles I've seen online:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/6e9d8h

http://www.cracked.com/article_14982_9-manliest-names-in-world.html

As you can see, this is pretty badass.

First, I think it is important to consider my name--Guillermo Vega. Hard to spell/pronounce? Sure. Bland? You got me. Now, I have considered this for a considerable amount of time and approached it from several angles and points of view.

There is the moral query of whether changing my name would be insulting to my family. Some people change their name because they want nothing to do with their current family, or are in a sense, disowning them. This is not the case with me as I harbor nothing but love for my kin. Along with this, there is the dilemma of lineage. By changing my surname, would I be abandoning my family name, thus ceasing the continuation of our sacred bloodline? Also, I think it is important to note that I am named after my father. Out of love, if I am correct. I mean, you would only name your child after yourself if the love was unconditional. By naming me after himself, it could be argued that my father would love me as he loves himself. Is it morally wrong/disrespectful to change my name in that respect?

On the other hand, there is the argument from the cool/impressive school of thought. If I change my name to something audibly pleasing and aesthetically inspiring that would potentially set me up for some good things in life. Most notably, if you remember the Simpsons episode where Homer changes his name to Max Power* things change for him drastically commanding respect from the community as a whole, and opening up a world of opportunity in the workplace among other aspects of his daily life previously unattainable with his uninspired name. This is what I am aiming for. It is my hypothesis that a person with an impressive name turns more heads and commands a social je ne sais quoi.

Along with that, I am growing weary of perpetually correcting people on the pronunciation of my given name. I get all kinds of crazy attempts such as Geronimo an Googliermo. While I appreciate the sentiment in people trying to refer to me in the correct articulation, there is a certain exasperation that is sometimes involved with teaching people to say my name. Ghee-yer-moe, by the by--it's Spanish for William. I am, often times, relinquished to merely have them call me by my nickname, G-Mo.

While a colloquial reference to me is very nice amongst friends, in the professional world it is not always the best way to inspire confidence or credibility. I propose as an example Condoleezza Rice as "Condi" or "Rummy" in lieu of Donald Rumsfeld. Granted, these people were part of an idiotic administration anyway, but the Secretary of Defense is not a very impressive title when your name is a synonym with 'alcoholic'.

Which brings me to the main focus of my query. What if anything should I change my name to? Understand that I do not wish for such a ridiculous name as Captain Fantastic Faster than Spiderman Superman Batman the Hulk Wolverine and the Flash Combined or whatever the hell he named himself. Even Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster is too cartoonish for my taste. It is also imperative to realize that I am NOT LOOKING for a name that could be in porn. A porn name is not appropriate because I am uninterested in pursuing a career in such a field. That, and my average sized phallus is not going to get me in porn.

I am looking for an imposing, yet sensible name. It also is not necessary to eliminate all traces of my current name, as I have considered a simple revamping of it. This is what I've come up with so far:

Changing my first name:

Maximilian, or any other variation of this name.
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Changing my last name.

Power (Max Power -- yes, it's crossed my mind)​

Adding a middle name: (I don't currently have one)

Revamping my name:

De La Vega (sounds much classier than just Vega, IMO)​

Any combination of these four options is acceptable, and I ask that you please fire away with suggestions. The more options at my disposal, the higher the chance I end up with an awe-inspiring name.

Phew! Thanks in advance for your help, SWF.

*One of the obvious sources of inspiration of my internet alias, maXXXpower. The other source involves an unhealthy obsession with pornography at a very young age. (it's not as prevalent a problem now as it was back then, I promise)

 

[Tom]

I wouldn't change your name at all. Its already unique, matches your heritage, and obviously means something to your family. Thats ridiculous. You shouldn't want to change your name to demand any sort of attention, and you shouldn't whine about someone's inability to pronounce your name. Just become successful and then people will have to pronounce it correctly.

And before you think to call my suggestion simplistic, take another gander at what you thought about naming yourself. I don't know anyone older than 30 who would take you seriously if you were literally named Max Power. And why would you change your last name to "de la Vega" from "Vega?" It only separates you from your family. Also, you'd have a preposition in your name. Thats dumb.

Also, you're dumb. I'm going to high five (over the internet.) everyone who calls you dumb from this point.

 

[Sudai]

Maximilian de la Vega sounds ridiculously awesome to me. This way you'd still be carrying on your family lineage in a way. Have you talked to your father about this? I'd personally want to talk to him before changing anything since he did name you after him. :/

I'm sure he'd understand if you talked it through with him, though.

Do realize, though, that a name change is a -huge- thing.

I've actually been wanting to change my name for a while as well (from Ryan to Sudai for my own personal reasons, but this is your thread so I won't go into my things) but it's something I'm still not 100% on only because I don't want to insult my mother (who named me).

Seriously, though, talk it over with your family first. I don't want you changing it then regretting it because you hurt your family.

 

[maXXXpower]

I wouldn't change your name at all. Its already unique, matches your heritage, and obviously means something to your family. Thats ridiculous. You shouldn't want to change your name to demand any sort of attention, and you shouldn't whine about someone's inability to pronounce your name. Just become successful and then people will have to pronounce it correctly.

And before you think to call my suggestion simplistic, take another gander at what you thought about naming yourself. I don't know anyone older than 30 who would take you seriously if you were literally named Max Power. And why would you change your last name to "de la Vega" from "Vega?" It only separates you from your family. Also, you'd have a preposition in your name. Thats dumb.

Also, you're dumb. I'm going to high five (over the internet.) everyone who calls you dumb from this point.

Oh, yeah?

10comebacks

I talked to my mom and she says I'm crazy. But she also says I'm crazy for playing video games. Also, De La Vega is a legitimate Spanish surname.

 

[COOPER]

dude if i ever see you i'm calling you G-Money and if you were feeling saucy you could change your first name to Vincent. But myself being from Tucson i have no problem pronouncing your name and you brought up excellent points about lineage and legacy. You, my friend, have a tough decision ahead of you.

 

[derek.haines]

I've thought many times about changing my name, particularly my last name. My wife, having taken my last name, is fully in support of it--seriously, Haines is simply not a good last name. We'll likely use the surname 'Strange'.

A name is an incredibly important thing, and I feel that if a person hasn't grown properly into their name then they should fully have the right to alter it as they see fit. Look at all of the people who use their middle names instead of their first names (something you lack the ability to do). People routinely go by different names, be it even a shortened version of a long name. If you're really feeling it, give it a change. If you don't like it, change it again. That's why the system is there.

Oh, and Maximillion de la Vega is among the coolest names I've ever heard, period.

 

[maXXXpower]

I wouldn't change your name at all. Its already unique, matches your heritage, and obviously means something to your family. Thats ridiculous. You shouldn't want to change your name to demand any sort of attention, and you shouldn't whine about someone's inability to pronounce your name. Just become successful and then people will have to pronounce it correctly.

And before you think to call my suggestion simplistic, take another gander at what you thought about naming yourself. I don't know anyone older than 30 who would take you seriously if you were literally named Max Power. And why would you change your last name to "de la Vega" from "Vega?" It only separates you from your family. Also, you'd have a preposition in your name. Thats dumb.

Also, you're dumb. I'm going to high five (over the internet.) everyone who calls you dumb from this point.

Your point is greatly appreciated, I have thought about that myself. Guillermo Vega is not the worst name and it's the name I was given. What you have said, I have considered greatly already. However, I am still left with this problem. I don't want to change my name to demand attention per se, but I still yearn for something different--something more from my name.

Maximilian de la Vega sounds ridiculously awesome to me. This way you'd still be carrying on your family lineage in a way. Have you talked to your father about this? I'd personally want to talk to him before changing anything since he did name you after him. :/

I'm sure he'd understand if you talked it through with him, though.

Do realize, though, that a name change is a -huge- thing.

I've actually been wanting to change my name for a while as well (from Ryan to Sudai for my own personal reasons, but this is your thread so I won't go into my things) but it's something I'm still not 100% on only because I don't want to insult my mother (who named me).

Seriously, though, talk it over with your family first. I don't want you changing it then regretting it because you hurt your family.

My brothers and sisters think it's a good idea, but my mom says I'm crazy. I haven't spoken to my dad yet; perhaps he is the most logical person to talk to, as it is his name I carry. I just fear him slapping me for thinking about it (I don't know exactly how he feels about it) or even worse, I fear breaking his heart. Although, if I do decide to go through with this, I know he'll understand. I think it will be difficult to undo 20 years of calling me junior.

dude if i ever see you i'm calling you G-Money and if you were feeling saucy you could change your first name to Vincent. But myself being from Tucson i have no problem pronouncing your name and you brought up excellent points about lineage and legacy. You, my friend, have a tough decision ahead of you.

haha, lots of people call me g-money. And yeah, the decision is going to be an arduous journey of self discovery whether or not I change my name.

I've thought many times about changing my name, particularly my last name. My wife, having taken my last name, is fully in support of it--seriously, Haines is simply not a good last name. We'll likely use the surname 'Strange'.

A name is an incredibly important thing, and I feel that if a person hasn't grown properly into their name then they should fully have the right to alter it as they see fit. Look at all of the people who use their middle names instead of their first names (something you lack the ability to do). People routinely go by different names, be it even a shortened version of a long name. If you're really feeling it, give it a change. If you don't like it, change it again. That's why the system is there.

Oh, and Maximillion de la Vega is among the coolest names I've ever heard, period.

Yeah, I know what you mean. I would love to have a middle name. However, not a lame one. One option I've thought about is keeping Guillermo, but adding the middle name, Powers and changing my last name to de la Vega.

Guillermo Powers de la Vega. That way I could still be Guillermo to my family, but I could refer to myself by a middle name. Powers de la Vega.

Just a thought, but an interesting one. All of you guys' comments are wonderful by the way.

 

[toasty]

The other source involves an unhealthy obsession with pornography at a very young age. (it's not as prevalent a problem now as it was back then, I promise)

This. I feel your pain [or unhealthily addictive joy?]


Also, why must I always agree with Sudai? It's lookin kinda...kinda like how I feel about YOU llermo

My father changed his last name and it upset all of the men in his family [uncles/male cousins...not so much his father though] esp since both of his brothers had died [small pox, back before there was an available vaccine]. Some will understand, others will not...but they'll get over it since your love for them isn't a factor in the name change and if they cared that much about the name change, they'll eventually get over it when they recall that you're still as much a loving member of the family then as you were before. Btw, my dad's name changed from Muhammad Ali Siddiqur Bhuiyan to Muhammad Ali Siddiky [the actual anglo spelling of the name SHOULD be Siddiqui but he took gross mispronunciation of his name into account]

And yes. My dad's name really is Muhammad Ali.

Hell even MY name has changed. I've had 3 names, including my current one.
Tasneem Sadik Siddiky
Envar Hasan Siddiky
Enver Hasan Siddiky
[Envar, derived in Farsi from the Arabic Anwar, but still pronounced Enver...but not when people here read the name, obviously]

Oh, and to clarify, my vote is for Maximillian de la Vega

 

[Jenkins]

No, dude. You have an awesome name. And the most head-turning thing you could do would be to change your style. Get some new clothes, think outside the box. Because if you think about it, you would notice a sense of style before you would a name....*idea!* or you could do both!

 

[maXXXpower]

This. I feel your pain [or unhealthily addictive joy?]


Also, why must I always agree with Sudai? It's lookin kinda...kinda like how I feel about YOU llermo

My father changed his last name and it upset all of the men in his family [uncles/male cousins...not so much his father though] esp since both of his brothers had died [small pox, back before there was an available vaccine]. Some will understand, others will not...but they'll get over it since your love for them isn't a factor in the name change and if they cared that much about the name change, they'll eventually get over it when they recall that you're still as much a loving member of the family then as you were before. Btw, my dad's name changed from Muhammad Ali Siddiqur Bhuiyan to Muhammad Ali Siddiky [the actual anglo spelling of the name SHOULD be Siddiqui but he took gross mispronunciation of his name into account]

And yes. My dad's name really is Muhammad Ali.

Hell even MY name has changed. I've had 3 names, including my current one.
Tasneem Sadik Siddiky
Envar Hasan Siddiky
Enver Hasan Siddiky
[Envar, derived in Farsi from the Arabic Anwar, but still pronounced Enver...but not when people here read the name, obviously]

Oh, and to clarify, my vote is for Maximillian de la Vega

Thanks for your input. My love for them will not change just as my love for all things Toasty will remain strong, yet mostly non-homosexual. The example of your dad, is very relevant to my situation. Makes me think.

Another vote for Maximilian de la Vega. haha. Good times.

No, dude. You have an awesome name. And the most head-turning thing you could do would be to change your style. Get some new clothes, think outside the box. Because if you think about it, you would notice a sense of style before you would a name....*idea!* or you could do both!

I have changed up my attire and hair lately, and have been getting positive responses from my peers, so that's already something I've thought of. Still, I'm left yearning for something else. Something much more else. Maybe it's not limited to a name change, but perhaps an attitude change, but that is a story for another day.

 

[DRaGZ]

I'm gonna be honest here.

Guillermo Vega is an intensely sexy name. But Guillermo de la Vega or Maximillian de la Vega is even more intensely sexy. Almost so intensely sexy that I might burn myself just thinking about it.

 

[maXXXpower]

I'm gonna be honest here.

Guillermo Vega is an intensely sexy name. But Guillermo de la Vega or Maximillian de la Vega is even more intensely sexy. Almost so intensely sexy that I might burn myself just thinking about it.

Point well taken. I would suggest oven gloves or flame retardant suits.

UGH I can't concentrate in class; this is driving me nuts. Not unlike cowboys' butts.

 

[Grunt]

Vega is an awesome name.
Then you can name your kids Dhalsim, Sagat, and Ryu.

 

[maXXXpower]

Vega is an awesome name.
Then you can name your kids Dhalsim, Sagat, and Ryu.

I know. Many great things involve the name Vega. Las Vegas... That's it, I think. Still pretty badass.

Also Sudai: What is the significance behind your name? That is something intriguing to me right now.

 

[jetfour]

If you plan on staying AZ, Guillermo is an average name. Once you get out there and chill with the non-Spanish-speaking community, it might be beneficial as it is. When you make people work to be able to pronounce your name correctly, they're more likely to remember.

Jackie Tran is a name that has helped me throughout life. It's much easier for people to remember my name if I introduce myself as 'Jackie Tran' instead of just 'Jackie'. People automatically assume that I know martial arts too.

I'd be too lazy to change my name due to legal documentation issues. Maximilian is an awesome name but bubbling it onto a Scantron would be a pain. I want to name my son 'Law'. Feel free to steal that name if you want.

 

[Grunt]

so maxxxpower's son

and jetfour's kid.
right?

 

[maXXXpower]

If you plan on staying AZ, Guillermo is an average name. Once you get out there and chill with the non-Spanish-speaking community, it might be beneficial as it is. When you make people work to be able to pronounce your name correctly, they're more likely to remember.

Jackie Tran is a name that has helped me throughout life. It's much easier for people to remember my name if I introduce myself as 'Jackie Tran' instead of just 'Jackie'. People automatically assume that I know martial arts too.

I'd be too lazy to change my name due to legal documentation issues. Maximilian is an awesome name but bubbling it onto a Scantron would be a pain. I want to name my son 'Law'. Feel free to steal that name if you want.

I have only met a couple of people that share my name my whole life, and one of them includes my father. The Spanish-speaking community knows how to pronounce my name most of the time; you'd be surprised at how many Latinos have called me Geronimo.

And yes, the paperwork involved in this process must be very convoluted not to mention I have to report to other institutions about my change of name. Bank, school, etc.

Law is a badass name in itself.

 

[CT Chia]

i really like the last name Vega, someone has that last name in my office. Always being called Mr. Vega sounds kinda badass, like a hispanic mob boss or something lol. Change your first if you want. Maximus Vega lol

 

[Xsyven]

Powers is stupid. Reminds me of Austin Powers.

Maxamillion de le Vega isn't bad-- though I see it on equal grounds as your current name.

 

[Tom]

Also, De La Vega is a legitimate Spanish surname.

So is Vega, and you wouldn't have to separate yourself from your family.

 

[Overswarm]

My cousin changed his name to Ashes Strife.

You can't quite top that, but I'm thinking you should keep Vega. Hell, just make it one name. "Vega".

 

[maXXXpower]

i really like the last name Vega, someone has that last name in my office. Always being called Mr. Vega sounds kinda badass, like a hispanic mob boss or something lol. Change your first if you want. Maximus Vega lol

My math teacher used to call me Mr. Vega. I thought it sounded cool, but it was mostly because she couldn't pronounce my name at first. After she learned, she continued to call me Mr. Vega.

Powers is stupid. Reminds me of Austin Powers.

Maxamillion de le Vega isn't bad-- though I see it on equal grounds as your current name.

Powers is kind of on the facetious side, I am beginning to see that. Maximilian is a good name. I am going back and forth with this issue. I love my name sometimes and other times, not so much.

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GUILLERMO Spanish form of WILLIAM

Gender: Masculine

Usage: Spanish

Pronounced: gee-YER-mo [key]

WILLIAM

From the Germanic name Wilhelm, which was composed of the elements wil "will, desire" and helm "helmet, protection". Saint William of Gellone was an 8th-century cousin of Charlemagne who became a monk. The name was common among the Normans, and it became extremely popular in England after William the Conqueror was recognized as the first Norman king of England. It was later borne by three other English kings, as well as rulers of Scotland, Sicily (of Norman origin), the Netherlands and Prussia.

Other famous bearers include William Wallace, a 13th-century Scottish hero, and William Tell, a legendary 14th-century Swiss hero. In the literary world it was borne by dramatist William Shakespeare (1564-1616), poet William Blake (1757-1827), poet William Wordsworth (1770-1850), dramatist William Butler Yeats (1865-1939), author William Faulkner (1897-1962), and author William S. Burroughs (1914-1997).

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MAXIMILIAN

Gender: Masculine

Usage: German, English

Pronounced: mahk-see-MEE-lee-ahn (German), mak-si-MIL-ee-ən (English), mak-si-MIL-yən (English) [key]

From the Roman name Maximilianus, which was derived from MAXIMUS. It was borne by a 3rd-century saint and martyr. In the 15th century the Holy Roman Emperor Frederick III gave this name to his son and eventual heir. In this case it was a blend of the names of the Roman generals Fabius Maximus and Cornelius Scipio Aemilianus, who Frederick admired. It was subsequently borne by a second Holy Roman Emperor, two kings of Bavaria, and a short-lived Habsburg emperor of Mexico.
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So is Vega, and you wouldn't have to separate yourself from your family.

I know what you mean. Vega is pretty rad.

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VEGA

Gender: Feminine

Usage: Astronomy

The name of a star in the constellation Lyra. Its name is from Arabic الواقع (al-Waqi') meaning "the swooping (eagle)".
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Etymology is fun.

My cousin changed his name to Ashes Strife.

You can't quite top that, but I'm thinking you should keep Vega. Hell, just make it one name. "Vega".

That sounds pretty ****, I must admit. But won't I have to buy a mask and some claws?

 

[Overswarm]

His claws came off and we know his mask came off.

But yes.

 

[Sudai]

There's no serious meaning behind why my mother picked "Ryan" as my name. She, quite literally, picked the name Ryan because she didn't know anyone named Ryan and she wanted me to have common name. Even though Ryan is a super common name in modern days, the one time I brought up changing it she seemed kind of down about it.

If you meant the meaning behind "Sudai", it's a name I pulled off the top of my head about 8 years ago, about two years after I started my online life. Sudai has been a name that's stuck and a good number of my personal friends and schoolmates call me Sudai. It's just a name I really like and seems to fit me well. As for it's actual meaning...well..that's kind of silly. So long as people don't know what "Sudai" actually means, it'll probably leave a good impression on them. For anyone interested.. "Sudai" is the past tense, personal conjugation of "to sweat" in Italian. It's also a village in Madhubani District in north Bihar. Oh, and an acronym for some middle eastern company.

The personal value the name holds for me has far outweighed all those (potentially) negative meanings of behind the name. It's kind of different for me though because I had been called Sudai for 6-7 years before I found out about all the actual meanings.

 

[Tom]

Ashes Strife would suck as a name. The first word ends with an S and the second word starts with an S. It would sound like Ashes Trife.

Like my middle initial is S. So my name is Thomas S. McIntire. Thomas S sounds dumb sometimes. And if I'm to shorten my name to Tom S McIntire, it just sounds like Thomas McIntire. -_-

 

[Overswarm]

Maybe if people couldn't enunciate properly. o_O

 

[Xsyven]

Street Fighter's Vega is gay too, so you might have to start kissing boys as well.

 

[Grunt]

No he's just fabulously handsome.

 

[Rici]

Well, IF you really want to change your name, why not do it to the World's Manliest Name(yes I read that article, really awesome)?

STAFF SGT. MAX FIGHTMASTER

Too epic. And like the article said, you must say it with '****ing' included. Like Max ****ing Fightmaster.

 

[JLynn943]

I don't know, your name sounds pretty awesome to me.

I've never really liked the name Maximilian, tbh. But it's obviously your decision, not mine

 

[Firus]

Personally, I wouldn't change your name. While I know it's annoying to have a name no one can get right (not from personal experience, but my friend has one), ultimately I think you'll regret it. I mean, while having my name can really get annoying, it just...almost feels like it'd be wrong to change my name. Even dying my hair or getting a tattoo or something like that would feel weird, and a name change...after living my entire life thus far with my name, it seems like it'd be hard to be called anything different or get used to not being called that. It's...hard for me to explain it, but it'd be like changing entirely who you are, and while we all yearn for change every once in a while, to me it feels extreme except for in certain cases.

That's my opinion, anyways. Personally, I like your name, especially your last name. De la Vega is okay, too, but I think they're both equally cool and it'd be worth it to just keep what you've got.

 

[Mith_]

I think Guillermo Vega is a beautiful name. Max de la Vega is awesome too.

 

[M15t3R E]

Which do you dislike more, your first or last name?

Personally, I love both. Guillermo. I pronounce it like [Gee][err][mo]. (The gee part being pronounced like in the word "geek" and the 'err' part requires rolling of the r's).

Am I right? Those who don't know how to pronounce it correctly are not smart or multi-culturally knowledgeable. I'm not even hispanic.

As for Vega. Vega is a kickass name! I can't imagine why you'd want to change it!

 

[Xsyven]

My room mate got her last name changed from her dad's last name, to her mom's. She couldn't be happier.

 

[toasty]

Am I right? Those who don't know how to pronounce it correctly are not smart or multi-culturally knowledgeable. I'm not even hispanic.

Make sure you actually ARE correct before you say something like that. X-****ing-D

Ghee-yer-moe

hahaha...also Mister E...you keep tripping me out because there's a smasher on the boards not too far from me whose name is Mr. E

I keep getting posts confused >_>

 

[Eor]

Name yourself "Spartacus Love"

 

[Bowser King]

I think your name is good as it is. Vega is an awesome last name BTW.

-Bowser King

 

[Tee ay eye]

my average sized phallus

After all of our heated discussion's about your phallus? I can't believe you, G-mo. What are you going to tell me next? That you are in fact, NOT an artist of ****?!?!

[16:33:07] lol wut? (tai): Psh
[16:33:10] lol wut? (tai): I have no life.
[16:33:23] Max: I failed to consider such circumstances
[16:34:03] lol wut? (tai): Such circumstances simply fail to enter to brain of maXXXpower, which is so large in size that it is only paralleled by his phallus.

[16:34:18] Max: phalli
[16:34:33] lol wut? (tai): Indeed
[16:34:43] lol wut? (tai): One of which is in his pants

[16:36:28] lol wut? (tai): the monster Scylla from Homer's The Odyssey was in truth, maXXXpower
[16:36:44] lol wut? (tai): each of the heads of this gruesome monster was a different phallus of maXXXpower
[16:37:06] lol wut? (tai): for this reason, another alias of maXXXpower is Phalluscylla
[16:37:37] Max: Only privileged few have acquired this knowledge.
[16:37:55] lol wut? (tai): Indeed
[16:39:41] Max: A tale of legend so great, it smells of sex and ****

[16:41:02] lol wut? (tai): When is maXXXpower going to compose his highly-awaited holy text?
[16:41:13] lol wut? (tai): I am referring to maXXXpower's The Art of ****.
[16:42:08] Max: That is a good idea. I have not thought about it seriously, yet, but you make it sound scintillating.
[16:42:19] Max: How do you think I should go about this?
[16:43:27] lol wut? (tai): Purchase a Composition notebook. Then, masturbate into it. The sperm of maXXXpower should turn black when it comes in contact with carbon dioxide, and its magical qualities causes it to form words.
[16:43:46] Max: That is a given.
[16:43:57] Max: What will the content of this text consist of?
[16:44:19] lol wut? (tai): The sperm shall decide that.
[16:44:37] lol wut? (tai): Another quality of this that I should have mentioned beforehand
[16:44:45] lol wut? (tai): was that this sperm forms words in perfect calligraphy
[16:46:01] Max: Yes.
[16:46:10] Max: I am in agreement, there.

WHAT ELSE HAVE YOU BEEN LYING TO ME ABOUT?

*a single tear is shed from my eye, I turn around, and make my solemn exit*

p.s.

Guillermo Maxxx Vega?

 

[M15t3R E]

Make sure you actually ARE correct before you say something like that. X-****ing-D


hahaha...also Mister E...you keep tripping me out because there's a smasher on the boards not too far from me whose name is Mr. E

I keep getting posts confused >_>

I said "Am I right", already knowing I'm right.

And yes, I know this Ohio smasher you speak of. Just know that his name is abbreviated and mine is not. Also, we live in different regions.

Though I can probably make it to the MWCEast Championship tourney in Cincinnati and I know he'll be there.
I'll have to seek him out for mm's.

 

[toasty]

BUT YOU WERE WRONG!!!



...and OMFG I got YOU confused with Mr. E again! YOU'RE the one who's from my region, lmfao!!!