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My retirement from smash

Knivez

Smash Ace
Joined
Aug 4, 2005
Messages
864
Hey everyone,

with brawl almost coming out, and melee getting old, i might as well say that i won't be going to any more tournies, since i got too many things going on at the moment.

With school and work, i basically have to begin to focus on the more important things.
With money becoming more of an issue, i have to work more just to pay off my bills.
Just the other day, i got so emosies that i broke down and declared bankruptcy to everyone in my class...

But anyways, before i leave smashboards 4 life, i decided to ebay my account online.

My account will go to the highest bidder and here is a list of what you get:

My account name: Knives(z), with the added sub-account of fox/marth pro status.
My rank as 6th best player in socal.
My spot in the Deepsocal crew, along with 4 well developed friendships.

For my gear you will get:

1 head-set
4 different colored suits ( white, green, blue, and red)
A big pair of shoes, and some cool shorts.

Now for the moves/abilities already accomplished:

wavedash,
waveland,
waveshine,
drillshine,
thunders combo,
masashi up air,
champ combo
knivez combo
short hop double laser while moving back
etc. ( for a complete list of movesets, please contact me at
knives(z)isyourfriend@gaysies.com

Added bonuses:

The ability to talk trash to most players without repercussions.

Being openly racist and having everyone laugh to it.

Being confident enough with your sexuality to actually call yourself gay and not care.

and of course, my arrogant/ yet cool approach to life, along with the ability to own the boards with the slightest remarks.


You will get all of this and more now when you bid for my account on ebay.

Happy bidding.
 

JTB

Live for the applause
Premium
Joined
Nov 13, 2006
Messages
6,512
I'll bid one little asian kid named Marth Slash Falco Pro. Dealsies?
 

Knivez

Smash Ace
Joined
Aug 4, 2005
Messages
864
Looks like Nezumi just got herself outbid by JTB.

One asian kid is pretty good, but can you throw in another one? maybe fugito?


My OK ScreeName (2:07:58 PM): wow a penny
My OK ScreeName (2:08:00 PM): u suck
My OK ScreeName (2:08:00 PM): lol
GreenApplesFTW (2:11:31 PM): ^____^
GreenApplesFTW (2:11:46 PM): i'm gonna win too ^_______^
My OK ScreeName (2:10:46 PM): WOW
My OK ScreeName (2:10:51 PM): i wont sell it to you
GreenApplesFTW (2:12:05 PM): hey hey now
GreenApplesFTW (2:12:11 PM): it's a legit bid
GreenApplesFTW (2:12:18 PM): you didnt have a starting price
GreenApplesFTW (2:12:21 PM): so that's your own fault
My OK ScreeName (2:11:18 PM): **** i should have set a reserve price
GreenApplesFTW (2:12:59 PM): lol
My OK ScreeName (2:19:31 PM): **** ur winning the bid so far
My OK ScreeName (2:19:39 PM): well theres still 7 days left
My OK ScreeName (2:19:53 PM): and if you do win, i expect to get that penny through paypal
GreenApplesFTW (2:23:19 PM): I'll give it to you in person
My OK ScreeName (2:22:27 PM): no, i wont accept it that way
My OK ScreeName (2:22:35 PM): it needs to be verified by paypal as a real payment
GreenApplesFTW (2:23:42 PM): it never said that in the thread
My OK ScreeName (2:22:41 PM): thats the only way i conduct business
 

Nezumi

Smash Journeyman
Joined
Sep 10, 2006
Messages
277
Location
Irvine
If JTB can bid Marth/Falco Pro and make the transaction through Pay Pal then by all means.
 

Knivez

Smash Ace
Joined
Aug 4, 2005
Messages
864
LOL, yes jtb... can you do that?

i also expect to receive him in a well-packaged box with a sticker that says "made in china", not taiwan.
 

Nezumi

Smash Journeyman
Joined
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Messages
277
Location
Irvine
you're a bid connor. Bid's cannot set rules.

My penny wouldn't set rules... hmmmm
 

Knivez

Smash Ace
Joined
Aug 4, 2005
Messages
864
Yea con-air, stfu that movie wasn't that good.

Still though, ******ish cage was hot.
 

Gimpyfish62

Banned (62 points)
BRoomer
Joined
Jul 11, 2005
Messages
12,297
Location
Edmonds, Washington
i offer you one adult female in whatever body type fits you best, in addition to a multitude of races (both pure and mixed) to chose from
 

Knivez

Smash Ace
Joined
Aug 4, 2005
Messages
864
Hmm that would have been tempting had i not already had a girlfriend and wasn't homosexual.

I still say JTB is in the lead with 1 asian boy.

Besides, i can trade this 15 year old to romeo and get a pair of his cowboy outfit someday.

too good.
 

MaNg0

Smash Hero
Joined
Jun 2, 2006
Messages
5,032
Location
Norwalk
KNIves.. Is this serious?
If it is wow lol everyone who says there going to quit.. never does.. haha

And i would bid..??

uhhh.. something
 

ConnorTheKid

Treat Yo' Self
Premium
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Messages
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Location
SoCal
I deserve the right to NOT get violated!!

also, I'm not 15, I'm 13, if you want someone 15, go for mango lol
 

MaNg0

Smash Hero
Joined
Jun 2, 2006
Messages
5,032
Location
Norwalk
lol connor

NOT IT!

I swear knivez u betting not be quittin tho...

The last match bewteen us would be a 4 stock??
That suckS!
 

Knivez

Smash Ace
Joined
Aug 4, 2005
Messages
864
lol kids CAALLM DOWNNN. I KID. I KID.

Knivez is BACK!....

I just posted that to lead up to my joke about selling my account.. But now that everyone is getting so emo-sies, i GUESS i have to explain the joke...which ruins it.

anyways mango, no worries. Next time show up to the riverside biweekly like you said you guys would and we'll change that.
 

ConnorTheKid

Treat Yo' Self
Premium
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Jul 30, 2007
Messages
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Location
SoCal
Confidence = NOTHING mwahaha

I consider his posts somewhat cocky, but alas, I'm a noob so I shouldn't talk
 

MaNg0

Smash Hero
Joined
Jun 2, 2006
Messages
5,032
Location
Norwalk
Cocky is the way to be ...

ITs fun..

And ur not a noob.... Ur COnnor Pro.. < lol
 
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