My reign of terror is over!

[Teran]

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So since like literally nobody ever gave a **** about this place but me (well Jam did but he's generally too busy now anyway), this place now has infinite potential to devolve into pure ****. Well we're arguably there already, but there was some semblance of decent posting in here. I think...

no?

Whatever.

So anyway, now that none of your souls are officially mine anymore, it means that User Blogs has been liberated, it is free, nobody cares about this place, it is now the free zone of Smashboards. Let us let our spirits soar as we discuss grand things like Brawl vs Melee, ask for each others' friend codes, and talk about our penchant for fat women.

Let us remember the days of 2009 when something something

Give me a favourite composer of yours, that can be the discussion.

Also I hope your parents die.

Appassionata.mp3

 

[Falconv1.0]

Well, guess this means we can finally burn this place down now right?

I'MMUNNA DRINK A BIG GLASS OF MILK.

Also all composers sucks. You sucks. This blog sucks.

**** this company.

 

[ndayday]

I like Th3 Composer

 

[Teran]

See you look at mich, and you look at zet ***got Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, and you realise zet I am ze composer vit ze greatest Sonatas in ze world.

A two year old could play your pieces Wolfgang, in fact zey say your music is best left in ze hends of children, but you see I, Ludwig van Beethoven, created ze Hammerklavier, a sonata so gotdamn tough zat it was never performed successfully until Franz Liszt, a freak of nature virtuoso came on ze scene.

So you see Wolfgang.

Ze main event status for ze piano recital belongs to the golt standard in Ludwig right here.

 

[Vinylic.]

Holy ****, I'm dying.

I'll remember this day, Teran. You're a legacy who cannot be reckoned with.

 

[Falconv1.0]

How's it feel not being able to hear your ****ty music, Jack? I mean I'd be ok with it, better than hearing the garbage that you call music.



Also Vinyl you might remember but we'll forget you asap. At best you'll be inducted into his Hall of Pain, that's right, YOU COULD BE NEX.

 

[Teran]

Vell zet's a good qvestion young jabroni. You see at first I felt it vas a curse, but let me tell you somesing bruder, I can hear all ze music I compose in my head. I can hear ze perfection.

You know vat makes me heppy? Ze fact zat I vas freed from having to hear ze ****ty performances by ze jobbers of ze piano world. Thankfully no longer.

Also I don't have to listen to women nagging.

 

[Holder of the Heel]

I'm dying too, but not because I feel bad. I'm just excited to see what happens next.

Though I have the growing suspicion jack **** is going to happen.

 

[Falconv1.0]

You say you're glad you can't hear them nagging but really deep down you still know there's no greater shame than being A HOMOSECKSUAL. It's like right there with being someone who wants to vote for Obama.

Also, Holder, nothing will happen because all of you pathetic maggot jabronis have killed this place. Not sarcasm. We genuinely hate 99% of you. BEST HOPE YOU'RE IN THE 1% OR YOU COULD BE NEX.

OCCUPY MARK HENRY STREET.

 

[Teran]

Though I have the growing suspicion jack **** is going to happen.

Sort of like contemporary piano music no?

 

[Falconv1.0]

Sort of like contemporary piano music no?

See the problem here is

*chew chew

in this business

*chew chew

that is the Ess Dub You Eff

*chew chew

you gotta realize

*chew chew

the marks wanna hear this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BB0DU4DoPP4

because the marks have girl problems.

Something you'll never get to have the joy of having, hm?

 

[Teran]

See the problem here is

*chew chew

in this business

*chew chew

that is the Ess Dub You Eff

*chew chew

you gotta realize

*chew chew

the marks wanna hear this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BB0DU4DoPP4

because the marks have girl problems.

Something you'll never get to have the joy of having, hm?

Yea dass right Loo-weeg, I da new face of piano music. All marks want Yiruma emo super sentimentarism.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7maJOI3QMu0

 

[Ramen King]

It's about time.

 

[Holder of the Heel]

It's about time.

*SWF members gather around like young school students and synchronize together*


Oooooooooooo!

 

[Teran]

It's about time.

You

are all

beneeaaaath

meeee

Ricardo!

Get me my scarf

 

[Falconv1.0]

It's about time.

lol look at this guy.

Trying to get cheap heat with a smark crowd.

Smarmy vanilla ****** can't put those seats in *****.

Or was it ***** in seats?

Wrestling is stupid, I'm going outside and making friends, **** this.

 

[Strong Badam]

RIP in peace Teran

 

[Teran]

There seems to be no subtlety in the colouring of one'e heel promos these days. Such a pity.

I remember turning heel in one of my nocturnes ah yes good times.

 

[Smooth Criminal]

Lmao

I'm dying.

Subscribing to this epic thread.

Smooth Criminal

 

[Luigitoilet]

my favorite composer is tough, because it's so circumstantial based on the mood i'm in but my go to answer is usually Rachmaninov

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXU7I_Yyi2Y my favorite interpretation/performance of his Prelude in Gminor op.23 no.5 Gilels kills it

I also love Prokofiev. his 2nd Piano concerto is the most brutal piece of music I've ever heard. that cadenza o.o

here is hot azn Yuja Wang playing some of it. i can't find any good footage of her version of the cadenza (which is notoriously considered one of the most difficult passages in all of music) but any part of the piece is metal as **** http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaDFDIJJFZU

i also like ****ty minimalists like arvo part and philip glass

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RW3Y4OuTPHQ

john cage can kinda go **** off though

 

[Luigitoilet]

oh yeah and let it be known that Prokofiev's 2nd was written after his best friend shot himself in the face

pure agonizing brutality

 

[Smooth Criminal]

here is hot azn Yuja Wang playing some of it. i can't find any good footage of her version of the cadenza (which is notoriously considered one of the most difficult passages in all of music) but any part of the piece is metal as **** http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaDFDIJJFZU

That was ****ing incredible.

Smooth Criminal

 

[Teran]

Ah yes my Prelude in G minor, certainly one of my favourites.

Gilels interprets my music fantastically, I also quite like the energy in this new Youtube Lisitsa woman's performance.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QB7ugJnHgs

Maybe a tad fast though no? I put it down to youthful energy, why not?

 

[Falconv1.0]

You're really discussing ****ing composers now?

See, this is what has become of User Blogs.

****in' jabronis.

 

[Teran]

You're really discussing ****ing composers now?

See, this is what has become of User Blogs.

****in' jabronis.

Postulez en vous-même

 

[Falconv1.0]

Postulez en vous-même

I will have none of this ****, dammit.

I AM THE UB CHAMPIONS.

 

[Teran]

I am very much like this Teran like me he is attractive homosexual piano player.

I am more talent though

 

[Falconv1.0]

Good thing Teran's going blind so he doesn't have to look at your terrible beard.

****in' queers.

 

[Teran]

Only centrally, unfortunately no amount of macular degeneration will save me from Tchaikovsky's beard, which aint no D Bry Bry beard.

 

[Luigitoilet]

look at that beard. that is the greatest musical triumph of the 19th century.

 

[Teran]

look at that beard. that is the greatest musical triumph of the 19th century.

Finally someone realises who the real genius behind the music was.

Who do you think wrote the Bb Minor Concerto? Definitely wasn't the dude I was attached to, I gave him the ideas!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxspYMVC35A

 

[Zook]

Finally, I can post about fat women again

 

[Zook]

Unless CK infracts me again

 

[Spelt]

Wow Teran, looks like we can't be friends anymore.


My favorite composer is Will.I.Am

 

[Teran]

Well how about that Zook double post omg srs bzns oh wait it doesn't matter.

Also Spelt I was never your friend I was just using you for sex.

 

[Spelt]

Tell me something I don't know.

 

[Zook]

why cant i be cool

 

[Falconv1.0]

why cant i be cool

Could be one of three things.

1.) You're an Obama mark.

2.) You don't find wrestling gifs hilarious.

3.) You're a smarmy vanilla ******.

And if you're all three I feel mad for you, son.

 

[Jam Stunna]

Good working with you, Teran.

This thread can be a little loosey-goosey for now, but other than that, it's business as usual in UB.

 

[Falconv1.0]

I say this thread should BECOME USER BLOGS.

>:[