My life is very F*cked up

[Indigo Jeans]

Their lives are that empty I suppose.

Wait....

****.

 

[saviorslegacy]

Dudes, IDK about this haunted crap, but I slept in a haunted house once.
Something kept on shaking the bed at night. At about 3 am I hear "STOOOOOOOP!!!!!!!". No ordinary stop either, it sounded like about 5 or 7 people said it. Even worse, it sounded like a distressed woman. I finally got scared real bad and went to go see my lil bro. He was also scared. So we layed back to back for the rest of the night. Neither of us slept a wink.
I have swam with sharks, almost been ran over by a semi and fallen into rapids at the new river gorge. All of them scared me some, but when I heard "STOOOOOOOP!!!!!!!!"was the first time a literally peed my pants. Luckily, it wasn't much.
Oh, I just remembered. My bro and I both so long hair. I was like a quick shadow across the white door. The light was being cast from the bathroom. There was nobody in there.

Lesson learned, never stay the night at a haunted house. You will not sleep...... but you will pee.

 

[kirbywizard]

Sad thing is that what ever is in that house already had a good luck at you. I would suggest staying the **** away from that house, you never know what they use that cage for.

House must have been sold pretty cheap

 

[Indigo Jeans]

Dudes, IDK about this haunted crap, but I slept in a haunted house once.
Something kept on shaking the bed at night. At about 3 am I hear "STOOOOOOOP!!!!!!!". No ordinary stop either, it sounded like about 5 or 7 people said it. Even worse, it sounded like a distressed woman. I finally got scared real bad and went to go see my lil bro. He was also scared. So we layed back to back for the rest of the night. Neither of us slept a wink.
I have swam with sharks, almost been ran over by a semi and fallen into rapids at the new river gorge. All of them scared me some, but when I heard "STOOOOOOOP!!!!!!!!"was the first time a literally peed my pants. Luckily, it wasn't much.
Oh, I just remembered. My bro and I both so long hair. I was like a quick shadow across the white door. The light was being cast from the bathroom. There was nobody in there.

Lesson learned, never stay the night at a haunted house. You will not sleep...... but you will pee.

That....was actually quite entertaining. It had a nice feel of both a comical, short anecdote and slight suspense.

 

[RoxasDe]

Wow, I got bit by a dog :0 not a goof experience