you're a ****ing idiot.Okay, so Yay's been getting asked to come to this tourny by almost everyone in the world (approximately 5.5 billion people). Yay will see what Yay can do to get here. But Yay was wondering, why are people (mainly Twig) saying BlackDolphin is better than my man Adam, who pwned his *** up last meeting? Is Twig scared to admit Adam is > than him? Is Twig afraid to admit Yay's peni s is too large? Or, does the story lie deeper within the Smash world, in his mind? Yay is just curious, if Adam has been winning mostly all the NC tournies, why isn't Adam considered best in state? Even if there is someone who is "better" than him, he has to go to tournies to keep his rep up, so until he comes to one, Adam > him. kthx. Oh, btw. My p3nis is TOO large.
if you were at the tourney you'd know that dolphin is legally blind in 1 eye. and broke his glasses on the way there due to a falling out of the car in the freeway incident. Dolphin had to play on the left side of every TV while 1 foot away from the TV the whole tournament. His eyes were burning like hell the whole day and he STILL got 3rd and gave adam good games.
Summary: Dolphin rivals chuck norris's badassery, and yay sucks at life.