you Guys Decide Which One Was The Worst:
1) Back In High School, I Was Getting Off The Bus One Morning. There Were Only Three Steps To Get Off The Bus. I Counted Two... Or Something... And I Completely Stepped Through Air And Fell With My Chest Hitting A Curb, My Face Hitting The Concrete, And My Feet On The Last Step Of The Bus. It Was Also My First Day At A New School.
2) At The End Of Fall Semester 2008, I Was Preparing For My Last Night Before Going Home. I Had A Rough Time At College That Semester, And I Was Talking To Myself About How Much I Hated This Place. It Was 2 Am, And I Needed Quarters For Laundry, So I Went Out. The Ground Itself Had Over A Foot Of Snow, But The Sidewalk Was Iced. I Was Walking Through The Snow For Whatever Reason, And The Moment I Hit The Sidewalk, The Ice Completely Destroyed Me. I Fell Down Just Like Mary Jane In The First Spiderman, Except Nobody Was There To Catch Me. The Only Person That Happened To Be Around Was A Girl That I Had Just Confessed A Crush To.
3) I Was Running From My Brother Down The Stairs, And I Miscounted Them Again... So I Fell Forward... And Fell Into The Screen Door... And Tore It Down... In Front Of The Neighborhood.