Most awkward quote in a video game

[Sandy]

In Starfox Assault when Slippy tells Falco to "shut his beak!".

 

[Numa Dude]

SCII
Yoshimitzu:
"NAMU NAMU NAMU!!!"
"I will assist you in your suicide"

Namu is a Japanese prayer for the dead.

 

[Volrec]

"It wont work Gohan! I'm telling you, the balls are inert."

 

[D.A.N.]

"Thank you Mario, but our princess is in another castle."

=/

Also...

"Fink-rat! Have you readiness for this?" (Fawful)

"I HAVE FURY!" (Fawful)

"TOASTY!" (Dan Forden in Mortal Kombat)

"What I have shown you is reality. What you remember... that is the illusion." (Sephiroth)

"Everyone's gonna die!" (The Chief from Resident Evil 2)

"Drink punch...? Eat cake...? Sounds... complicated. I'm not sure I can muster the strength to do it." (Booster in Super Mario RPG)

 

[M]

"Enough of this crap!!" Magnius (Tales of Symphonia)
and

"Stop struggling" Cervantes (Soul Calibur II) < This sound really dirty.....

 

[No Limitz]

I love you.

 

[smashplayer16]

There was one from the original NES MGS when snake say: "oh no the truck have started to move". think it's something like that.

 

[Cupcakes]

smashplayer, I remember that! I think it was that exact message, too.

 

[Brawlmatt202]

Oh yeah, the Great Mighty Poo! I loved that part.

"All your base are belong to us."

Yeah, someone's probably posted that, already. Let's see...

"We'll show him the real superpower of teamwork!"
-Sonic the Hedgehog
Sonic Heroes

I have one thing to say about that quote.

LAME!!!!!

 

[Mrs. Bahamut]

"Show me your moves" -Captain Falcon
When I first played smash, I thought he said something else.

 

[Xsyven]

Pretty much anything spoken in Elebits. Worst voice acting ebar.

 

[Sandy]

Anything Slippy says in any StarFox game.

 

[Brawlmatt202]

Pretty much anything spoken in Elebits. Worst voice acting ebar.

That's to be expected, since most, if not all, the voice actors were from 4Kids.

 

[alpha n00b]

Giygas' dialoge, once you learn it's source, you'll find it either gross or funny, i find it funny.

 

[Brawlmatt202]

Giygas' dialoge, once you learn it's source, you'll find it either gross or funny, i find it funny.

...What's its source?

 

[alpha n00b]

Spoiler

Shigesato Itoi has revealed in interviews that Giygas' dialogue during the final battle was inspired by a traumatic childhood experience wherein he mistakenly walked into an adult movie theatre playing a pornographic film and caught a glimpse of a **** scene. i guess this is were the videogame term "rapped" came from

 

[Thino]

"I am error" - Error

plus Conker's and Starfox64 quotes

 

[Cupcakes]

A lot of things said by Natalya in Goldeneye 007 for N64.

When she shoots someone," Did you see that?" " Gotcha!" " Who was that guy?"

Nuff said.

 

[Doc_Holiday]

"Do you even use your eyes, or are they just there for decoration?" ~Genis Tales of Symphonia

 

[KalimariDark]

"Show me your moves" -Captain Falcon
When I first played smash, I thought he said something else.

Lol, didn't we all

Ok, as far as most awkward (not just funny, but both), I'd say most of the voice acting in FFX qualifies. Just, man, it's embarressing to watch. The worst of the worst? "HA HA HA HA HA HA HA."

youtubelol

Dear God. XD Make it stop!

 

[Brawlmatt202]

Spoiler

Shigesato Itoi has revealed in interviews that Giygas' dialogue during the final battle was inspired by a traumatic childhood experience wherein he mistakenly walked into an adult movie theatre playing a pornographic film and caught a glimpse of a **** scene. i guess this is were the videogame term "rapped" came from

WHOA! That was just... weird.

 

[SLIM]

Whenever Panther Caruso refers to himself in the third person.

Its WEIRD.

 

[kirbyspeople]

Bahamutess or other people, what did "show me your moves" from CF sound like that is funny? plus the german wheelchair proffessor from Bad fur day had a fair few lines that could go into this thread.

 

[KalimariDark]

Bahamutess or other people, what did "show me your moves" from CF sound like that is funny? plus the german wheelchair proffessor from Bad fur day had a fair few lines that could go into this thread.

My friends and I always make fun of how CF's taunt sounds like "Show me your boobs!" At least, it does to our perverted minds ^^;

 

[Brawlmatt202]

My friends and I always make fun of how CF's taunt sounds like "Show me your boobs!" At least, it does to our perverted minds ^^;

I once saw a flash cartoon that made a similar joke, but I can't find it right now.